Jake Quickenden #49 Home’s not haunted by his dad or brother, but soph is slowly turning into his mother.

[Truthprevails85]

See I've never had a harness mentioned. I was told his orthotic boots would sort his balance issues out - they've helped but his balance still isn't what it should be.



I'm not being bias when I say this but my baby truly lights up the room when he trots in it. Alot more in tune with his body then other children his own age, he can't talk but is still cheeky AF . Perfect just the way he is, couldn't ever imagine being ashamed of him. ❤ Shame these losers don't feel same about their baby.

What a lovely post. If you don’t mind me asking how old was your little one when he was diagnosed? If it wasn’t at birth then how did you know? Currently going through things with my 13 mo x

Hi to all my fellow Fakeys on here. I've been absent for a bit considering I was on this thread consistently for the past year or so. We'll it's been a pretty awful couple of months to be honest. My partner of 25 years has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Initially thought it was a chest infection but henwas coughing blood up and his doctor wanted an xray done, a large mass was discovered on his left lung. Had the pet scan and the lymph nodes in his chest lit up. He went for two needle biopsies but they came back inconclusive so 2.5 weeks ago he was ordered to go up to Cork here in Ireland (bit of a trek from where we live ) but that's where we're we've been getting all the tests xrays done. Anyway 2.5 weeks ago he had a surgical biopsy, a lot more invasive, was Initially expected to stay in hospital for 3 days,only got discharged today due to a very fast heart rate . Surgeon thinks the position of tumour is putting pressure on his heart. He's also had a couple of infections and fluid gathering under the surgical site. He's 46.
We spent Christmas Day together in the hospital, it was an experience! The nurses all are angels on earth.Still no biopsy results so we don't know what type of cancer stage we're dealing with or what type of treatment is ahead. He's really weak and tired and has lost so much weight in a fortnight, it's frightening,his coughing is more frequent.
Didn't come on for likes or whatever but this is a lovely bunch of people on this thread, ye have kept me going reading the witty comments about our favourite colchesterians I hope everyone on here who had illness with their babas and family members are doing good
Stressing about a loved one is a worry like no other. Didn't realise my post was so long, just wanted to say Best Wishes for 2023 for everyone here,hope its a more positive one

i can’t even begin to imagine what you’re going through. Sending lots of love and strength and I’ve everything crossed for you and your partner xxx

 

[PrincessJeanie]

As we come to the end of another year ripping the piss out of Fakey and before this thread is taken up with us dissecting another round of content from Dubai, I thought it would be funny to write the things that stick out from this year that he’s done that’s made us cringe/laugh/feel embarrassment/feel sick, etc…. Obviously there’s so much to say but I’ll only do my top five (not in any particular order) so there’s plenty more that you lovely lot can add if you want to join in

1. Getting invited to the NTAS only because of Flappy & a Fake Tan company whilst wearing that hideous pink suit with no shirt on and clodhoppers on his feet whilst desperately trying to get attention off of anyone and everyone.
2. Going to the POB and again totally disrespecting the dress code but even worse was the dancing on the red carpet next to the strictly professionals and the staged signing of photos of himself for people who had been planted in the crowd, whilst the whole thing was conveniently being filmed by his ‘publicist’.
3. Wedding of the year. Too much to say about this but the whole ‘we’re not selling our photos’ to cover up the fact no mag was interested, to then go sell them 10 weeks after the actual day obviously at a cut down price, spoke volumes.
4. Him posting her on his stories with her flaps hanging out in Ibiza and looking happier eyefucking with pervy Lineker than ever seen him look when he’s with her.
5. Bragging about getting a regular presenting spot on This Morning when in fact he made one 5 min appearance as a guest to talk about a show he’d been on 8 years ago.

There’s mine as I said feel free to name yours if you want. There’s soooooo many to choose from

 

[Turtledove58]

oh Jake, you utter twit, you really are jeopardising any further career!

Hi to all my fellow Fakeys on here. I've been absent for a bit considering I was on this thread consistently for the past year or so. We'll it's been a pretty awful couple of months to be honest. My partner of 25 years has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Initially thought it was a chest infection but henwas coughing blood up and his doctor wanted an xray done, a large mass was discovered on his left lung. Had the pet scan and the lymph nodes in his chest lit up. He went for two needle biopsies but they came back inconclusive so 2.5 weeks ago he was ordered to go up to Cork here in Ireland (bit of a trek from where we live ) but that's where we're we've been getting all the tests xrays done. Anyway 2.5 weeks ago he had a surgical biopsy, a lot more invasive, was Initially expected to stay in hospital for 3 days,only got discharged today due to a very fast heart rate . Surgeon thinks the position of tumour is putting pressure on his heart. He's also had a couple of infections and fluid gathering under the surgical site. He's 46.
We spent Christmas Day together in the hospital, it was an experience! The nurses all are angels on earth.Still no biopsy results so we don't know what type of cancer stage we're dealing with or what type of treatment is ahead. He's really weak and tired and has lost so much weight in a fortnight, it's frightening,his coughing is more frequent.
Didn't come on for likes or whatever but this is a lovely bunch of people on this thread, ye have kept me going reading the witty comments about our favourite colchesterians I hope everyone on here who had illness with their babas and family members are doing good
Stressing about a loved one is a worry like no other. Didn't realise my post was so long, just wanted to say Best Wishes for 2023 for everyone here,hope its a more positive one

I am devastated for you! Let’s hope there is a positive outcome for you and your husband xx

 

[Foxy1981]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Hi everyone, I love this thread and a few others that I follow. You guys have me in stitches!

Thread suggestion:-

We sure do hate you and it ain’t no lie…. Du-bye-bye-bye!

Xx

 

[PrincessJeanie]

oh Jake, you utter twit, you really are jeopardising any further career!


I am devastated for you! Let’s hope there is a positive outcome for you and your husband xx

What is he getting passive aggressive for on her posts He just can’t help himself even though ‘negative’ comments don’t bother him Also you may want to edit this. Can see your profile pic and part username in bottom left hand corner

 

[tweaking]

How long we giving it into the new year til we think there will be a pregnancy announcement? Gotta get that OK magazine deal some how!

After Dubai just to get some attention as he has no jobs lined up and after seeing sidebar he is panicking he thinks a baby will give him opportunities again…. Good luck with that he will lay in bed for months,like he did when NikNak was born, like his just given birth

 

[ChloBo_81]

Hi to all my fellow Fakeys on here. I've been absent for a bit considering I was on this thread consistently for the past year or so. We'll it's been a pretty awful couple of months to be honest. My partner of 25 years has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Initially thought it was a chest infection but henwas coughing blood up and his doctor wanted an xray done, a large mass was discovered on his left lung. Had the pet scan and the lymph nodes in his chest lit up. He went for two needle biopsies but they came back inconclusive so 2.5 weeks ago he was ordered to go up to Cork here in Ireland (bit of a trek from where we live ) but that's where we're we've been getting all the tests xrays done. Anyway 2.5 weeks ago he had a surgical biopsy, a lot more invasive, was Initially expected to stay in hospital for 3 days,only got discharged today due to a very fast heart rate . Surgeon thinks the position of tumour is putting pressure on his heart. He's also had a couple of infections and fluid gathering under the surgical site. He's 46.
We spent Christmas Day together in the hospital, it was an experience! The nurses all are angels on earth.Still no biopsy results so we don't know what type of cancer stage we're dealing with or what type of treatment is ahead. He's really weak and tired and has lost so much weight in a fortnight, it's frightening,his coughing is more frequent.
Didn't come on for likes or whatever but this is a lovely bunch of people on this thread, ye have kept me going reading the witty comments about our favourite colchesterians I hope everyone on here who had illness with their babas and family members are doing good
Stressing about a loved one is a worry like no other. Didn't realise my post was so long, just wanted to say Best Wishes for 2023 for everyone here,hope its a more positive one

Sorry to hear that, Elle, you're both really going through it. Hopefully you will soon know what you're dealing with so that you can start to move forward. Sending lots of love and hugs x x

As we come to the end of another year ripping the piss out of Fakey and before this thread is taken up with us dissecting another round of content from Dubai, I thought it would be funny to write the things that stick out from this year that he’s done that’s made us cringe/laugh/feel embarrassment/feel sick, etc…. Obviously there’s so much to say but I’ll only do my top five (not in any particular order) so there’s plenty more that you lovely lot can add if you want to join in

1. Getting invited to the NTAS only because of Flappy & a Fake Tan company whilst wearing that hideous pink suit with no shirt on and clodhoppers on his feet whilst desperately trying to get attention off of anyone and everyone.
2. Going to the POB and again totally disrespecting the dress code but even worse was the dancing on the red carpet next to the strictly professionals and the staged signing of photos of himself for people who had been planted in the crowd, whilst the whole thing was conveniently being filmed by his ‘publicist’.
3. Wedding of the year. Too much to say about this but the whole ‘we’re not selling our photos’ to cover up the fact no mag was interested, to then go sell them 10 weeks after the actual day obviously at a cut down price, spoke volumes.
4. Him posting her on his stories with her flaps hanging out in Ibiza and looking happier eyefucking with pervy Lineker than ever seen him look when he’s with her.
5. Bragging about getting a regular presenting spot on This Morning when in fact he made one 5 min appearance as a guest to talk about a show he’d been on 8 years ago.

There’s mine as I said feel free to name yours if you want. There’s soooooo many to choose from

These are brilliant, Jeanie. I have to say my personal favourite was when Flapz Akimbo made her debut at Ocean Beach whilst her gay hubby was tonguing Wayne Lineker. Oh and the whole cheapo wedding fiasco too

 

[HMC]

I’m guessing this is their flight.
nice delay already, and good luck getting a taxi the other end on New Years Eve
Also Fakeys, they close a lot of the major roads in Dubai in New Years Eve. Hope it’s delayed longer

 

[IamMyaJ]

So very saddened to read about your husband's illness. Please stay strong and take care of yourself as your husband will need you more than ever during his fight.

I have lit a candle and recited a healing prayer. Please screenshot this and recite it. You need to take care of yourself more than ever now. You need to maintain positive energy and strength within yourself to pass onto your husband throughout his fight. Your energy can be passed onto him to assist him in his fight.

'Heavenly Father, giver of life and health. Comfort and relieve your sick servant and give your power of healing to those who minister his needs, that he may be strengthened in his weakness and have confidence in loving care. Through Jesus Christ, Our Lord, Amen'.

Healing crystals to help:

Selenite
Smokey Quartz
Malachile
Petalite
*Sugilite: All rounder and very effective.

Place your hands also on left chest area transferring your energy. Focus on area concerned. I really wish I could DM you but I hope this helps. Please keep us all informed. God Bless and stay strong.

You really are an angel in disguise aren’t you

 

[ChloBo_81]

So Fake is trying to make out that Flapz has stormed off and left him with the kids when in reality, she's probably just going to the toilet (as per the signpost she's heading towards).

Why? Does he just like to create drama for this thread?

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Throwing his poor step son into the pool. Didn't Freddie say he hated him afterwards! His aggressive "Make the most of it, it's all you can eat bro" comment to Flapz when she commented on the amount of breakfast he had. The shite rat story he came up with after that z list wedding. The god awful grief Etsy brooch alongside the rank mock Gucci loafers. The Lester Piggot chevron shirt he wore to POB. That embarrassing dance he did publicly in Dubai in those flaring shorts. Oh and the attention grabbing dance he did at the airport with people struggling to get round him...

 

[mollyann]

Going to be a long happy flight Loving he’s left walking behind irrelevant twit

 

[riddleme89]

Sorry to hear that, Elle, you're both really going through it. Hopefully you will soon know what you're dealing with so that you can start to move forward. Sending lots of love and hugs ❤❤ x x


These are brilliant, Jeanie. I have to say my personal favourite was when Flapz Akimbo made her debut at Ocean Beach whilst her gay hubby was tonguing Wayne Lineker. Oh and the whole cheapo wedding fiasco too

Mine was when he didn’t get invited by his management to NTA but everybody else did then the pure shock when his manager lil Chris realised he bagged tickets from his wife

then he was filming his manager and Chris and his manager dragged Chris Hughes away and give pure evils to Jake and told him get of the red carpet and get away from Chris

 

[mollyann]

His use of private treatment for his cold and full body scan definitely a massive no from me.The endless I’m so bleeping tired when in footloose letting cast and paying public down with his days off.He’s now or probably always has been a washed up nobody with a horrid personality and ugly arse face.She showed his ugly side when leaving Leo to crawl on the cold outside floor as she was later back from the hairdresser.Dubai going to be a pair of fake idiots trying to look like they have class when both just nobody’s.

 

[dontchaknow]

One of my top moments was when that physio called him out that his pain was all in his head when he had illness/injury number 342196 and he quickly turned the camera off. Does anyone have the clip still? Makes me howl every time

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m guessing this is their flight.
nice delay already, and good luck getting a taxi the other end on New Years Eve
Also Fakeys, they close a lot of the major roads in Dubai in New Years Eve. Hope it’s delayed longer
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Taxi? Surely not. I’m sure they would have hired their own private limo & driver

 

[riddleme89]

Another moment was when he was getting ripped to shreds on this morning page so he made a fake account telling everybody who asked who he is that he is a celeb who did dancing on ice and sas who dare wins

embarrassing twit

Taxi? Surely not. I’m sure they would have hired their own private limo & driver

In jakes dreams another boring holiday can’t wait for this tit show they will be fuming they can’t do adult onoy days only so long they can keep two kids sat on a beach till boredom kicks in

 

[gagzi]

Sorry to hear that, Elle, you're both really going through it. Hopefully you will soon know what you're dealing with so that you can start to move forward. Sending lots of love and hugs x x


These are brilliant, Jeanie. I have to say my personal favourite was when Flapz Akimbo made her debut at Ocean Beach whilst her gay hubby was tonguing Wayne Lineker. Oh and the whole cheapo wedding fiasco too

They're brilliant! Make me laugh everytime! I actually cringe the most at desperate Dan on the red carpet in that hideous shirt trying to get the strictly couple to look at him while doing that ridiculous dance..honestly I cringe for him everytime I see it and they didn't look at him once. Who even does something like that!

Also let's not forget when he was having private physio from that lady who he'd seen in the street when he was away and she said it was all in his head! His face change and how quickly he turned that camera off. Classic!

One of my top moments was when that physio called him out that his pain was all in his head when he had illness/injury number 342196 and he quickly turned the camera off. Does anyone have the clip still? Makes me howl every time

Sorry didn't see this before I put mine but man that was just the funniest! I must have watched it like a million times! Is it maybe in the wiki?

 

[Elle_Gee]

So very saddened to read about your husband's illness. Please stay strong and take care of yourself as your husband will need you more than ever during his fight.

I have lit a candle and recited a healing prayer. Please screenshot this and recite it. You need to take care of yourself more than ever now. You need to maintain positive energy and strength within yourself to pass onto your husband throughout his fight. Your energy can be passed onto him to assist him in his fight.

'Heavenly Father, giver of life and health. Comfort and relieve your sick servant and give your power of healing to those who minister his needs, that he may be strengthened in his weakness and have confidence in loving care. Through Jesus Christ, Our Lord, Amen'.

Healing crystals to help:

Selenite
Smokey Quartz
Malachile
Petalite
*Sugilite: All rounder and very effective.

Place your hands also on left chest area transferring your energy. Focus on area concerned. I really wish I could DM you but I hope this helps. Please keep us all informed. God Bless and stay strong.

Bless you, Thank you ♥ xxx

 

[redball00n]

Happy New Year Fakeys!!! Toddler is tucked up in bed, husbands out doing a bit of Uber for some extra $$$ and I’m on the couch with a Thai curry and a bottle of NZ Sav. Wishing all you beautiful hilarious people an amazing New Years! Cheers!