Jake Quickenden #45 The wimp who claims he doesn't believe in bullying, but abuses his wife on social media

[SoozyFloozy]

I have the worst case of PMT today and I've been swinging wildly from murderous to tears to just wanting to go to sleep until it's over...and you lot have absolutely cracked me up laughing reading the latest posts. You've cheered me up no end! You're all so funny Fake and Flaps are the most disingenuous 'people' I've ever seen in my life but I really had to do a double take at him and QVC in a bikini!! bleeping rocking laffing here

 

[dontchaknow]

My god the predictability of the sudden onset of illness! Never happened before a TV appearance….hmmm funny that. Then again that was only ever 3 mins work at a time.

 

[instashun]

Funny how all the building work on the house is when Sophie is home with the two boys and he’s off to panto so it doesn’t bother him isn’t it.

Selfish bleep

Oh and what’s that first day of work and Jake is bleeping sick again? Polly have a word with him he’s pathetic

He’ll remember he’s got a dodgy back and hip soon no doubt

 

[stargirl23]

Imagine if he did end up with cancer like his dad or brother? How would he actually cope if he can’t even cope with a fake illness

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Syphilis.

Prolapsed Anus!

The tickets are back on sale for The Big Night Out 2023!

https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/big-night-out-with-jake-quickenden-scunthorpe-15-09-2023/event/36005CF7B9BA0F94

 

[patmum]

This guy letting his feelings be known about the sham wedding

 

[PrincessJeanie]

This guy letting his feelings be known about the sham wedding

I’m pretty sure that’s Flappys dad

 

[Heneghs]

This guy letting his feelings be known about the sham wedding

I’m surprised he didn’t kiss her in the nose , as he hasn’t an ounce of affection for her in that pic, looks so wooden

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Guys he’s done a covid test it’s not that… no it’s called worky’itus it basically means you’re allergic to work or hard graft. Symptoms include excessive whinging and sympathy fishing. Can also affect you with regards to lack of house work, cooking, cleaning and parenting. Peace out bro take a day in bed scratching your fleas.

 

[Libbub]

How bad is this, I didn't realise that picture was of him and su when I first saw it I thought it was flapz

I didn't have my glasses on but even so......

 

[MrsBudd]

How bad is this, I didn't realise that picture was of him and su when I first saw it I thought it was flapz

I didn't have my glasses on but even so......

I made the same error!! Very odd photo

 

[riddleme89]

Yes that didn’t work out well for you did it jake

nobody knows who he is and calling him a nobody by the way 5hese are latest comments on that news article calling Jake

the best one is liz “ he should sort his own dead career out “ come join tattle hun you will fit right in

 

[Heidi77]

God he really is desperate not to work isn’t he. I’ve seen 16 year olds with better work ethic

It's not even hard work! I'd love to swap my stressful job for a few weeks doing panto. I'd love to stick him on a building site in the dead of winter. Let's see the anxiety then .

 

[riddleme89]

For those who ain’t on Sophie’s tattle page go have a nosey we found out that just this year they have took a loan out in the property so debts debts debts also it’s mortgaged .

land registry so he can’t deny it I bet he took a loan out the house to pay for the loft and his wedding

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I'm just laughing at what he posted last night. Christ, he's only been away for a few days!

And boy am I glad I didn't see this before I had an early night last night. This is the stuff nightmares are made of!! WTF!!!

 

[Luvabitagoss]

Did anyone else hear that girl in his video say 'hello chicken nugget'. She may be one of us....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Looks happier snogging his best man than any picture I’ve seen of him & Flappy together. Eyes shut, hands on face, noses squished together. I wonder will he ever come out

 

[riddleme89]

Looks happier snogging his best man than any picture I’ve seen of him & Flappy together. Eyes shut, hands on face, noses squished together. I wonder will he ever come out

Shocking how distant he was with soph on his wedding day …. Same with Wayne at OB a all over him

 

[Joon]

Morning Carrot Cock..Those lines need learning.. Hope the pressure don't give you one of your headaches.....

 

[Rob2401]

If I were deemed less popular than Matt Hancock by the public I’d just throw myself off Beachy Head and be done with it tbf.

That’s terribly cruel!! Yon know full well fakey can’t throw himself anywhere due his excruciating back pain!
So therefore I volunteer to chuck the bastard In myself

Jesus Christ Zelda! I’m currently bleaching my eyes after viewing this NSFW content lol
It just looks like leather wrapped around an old pole.