Jake Quickenden #44 Like a puppet on a string, Tattle can make him do anything!

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No sign of this absolutely hilarious (not) clip of him slut dropping on Lorraine imagine your only audience being a bunch of thirsty middle aged saddos? Seriously give it up you ugly prick. Im guessing all of about 5 minutes at home filming himself with Leo because he has missed him so much 🙄 then off down the gym
He’ll either be sharing it on his Instagram soon or he’ll do a brand new reel incorporating it in it. No way will he not use that for content 😂
 
So he got another 5 mins of "fame"...
For what, a couple of quid. Hardly presenting strictly, is it.
Only thing Fakey will end up presenting is a shopping channel selling worming tablets for dogs ...

He did a Q&A tonight (well, it’ll be last night now) whilst he was bored in his hotel room, and answered this question; I noticed every thing he said was “I wanted to do a post wedding chat, I didn’t want photographers at the actually wedding, I, I, I……!” He answered everything with I I I!!! - How about you say “We or our wedding!”. Just show’s what an utter bleep he is that everything was/is just about him and not about them as a couple collectively.

Proper sign a a narc tosser!!
The world revolves around this bleep ..
 
He’s on Lorraine 🤮


She’s just like one of his silly minions.

If he was to make it big or have stability within the industry then it would of happened by now … he’s got a bad rep in the industry and I bet he hardly even gets to the audition faze.

I can’t say I feel embarrassed for him as it’s now gone Beyond that!

I’ve never liked him even in his lockdown faze where he was at his most popular(allegedly) i detested the bleep.
There is no way he’s gonna end up making a reliable living in the entertainment industry. He’s not got the looks charm ,charisma etc.. or the thick skin required to get knocked back and still Keep on going.
Not this bleep oh no he doesn’t believe in having to WORK for the money he’s begging for off strangers Because that’s exactly what it is.

All those questions were either composed by him or carefully selected.
When asked on wealth he made up some
Crap About having the best wealth with the love of a fam 🤢
He then just had to say “I’m ok off I probably shouldn’t buy as many clothes “ lol the bleep is so unrelateable and fake!!
The fact that he’s lying making out he’s better off financially then he actually is proves fakey is all about all about bragging all about what it LOOKS like.
A genuine person may of been truthful with their very relatable financial status which in tern would possibly make there audience more susceptible to promoting and buying your tit !
 
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He shouldn't buy as many clothes? What from Vinted? He hasnt bleeping got anything he even went on This Morning in his too tight cheap wedding jacket reckon thats the only suit he owns hence he didnt have a jacket for the POB red carpet lying skint bald bastard
He's still wearing his 90s boy band look.
Never seen anyone as unstylish as this bleep. He must get dressed in the dark(when he bothers wearing clothes)
 
Who in their right mind would want to buy that monstrosity off you flappy 🤮
 

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🐔 Sorry to deviate but sorting my Xmas tree 🎄 lol found loads of cards I got in a sale and forgot I have them 😄 oh and wrapping paper . 😆 Anyway spends too much on clothes ? he aways looks like a sack of tit about time he had a stylist after all they have everything else 😆....as we all know they are loaded 😆 .
 
He’s off next week god help us all🙄Endless filming of the crew Kerry being his new bestie🙄He’s so smug don’t worry dick head I’m a celebrity only 3 weeks and other than getting your tiny Willy out Friday back to begging after Christmas.Joon you are doing your
🎄 early lol :)
Hun it's so rainy here I normally go to the gym but I got bored, it's only 3ft and battery operated hahahahahaha x it's got built in lights from Tesco lol lol .After the last few years I am getting pleasure where I can X
 
Nobody watches day time TV apart from older women it's boring 😴
Exactly. He isn't reaching any audience that's relevant these days and he knows it. 🤣🤣 Laughing at him with his paper pantomime sheets. It's like a school play and he's buzzing. As if he's so important reading his few lines that he has got. God help katona and her daughter. He will latch onto them two and be calling them sis saying how much he loves them, his new besties, he's an absolute embarresment
 
Exactly. He isn't reaching any audience that's relevant these days and he knows it. 🤣🤣 Laughing at him with his paper pantomime sheets. It's like a school play and he's buzzing. As if he's so important reading his few lines that he has got. God help katona and her daughter. He will latch onto them two and be calling them sis saying how much he loves them, his new besties, he's an absolute embarresment

Katona will eat the poor bleep alive. He'll have bitten off more than he can chew there!
 
Can’t see any tweets about his slut drop apart from 3 that he shared the sad bastard but this had me in stitches 😂😂😂

.I can’t understand why he shared three tweets from “ fans “ 😂😂 is that really his fan base a hand full of people ffs probably jobless like him that’s the highlight of there day watching that bleep slut Drop

don’t see molly mae or other z listers sharing people’s tweets oh wait that’s because thousands actually do like them 😂😂
 

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A total of 34 likes on four tweets Jesus tragedy haha and one saying your hair looks great another haha🙄Did you see my jakey 🤢🤢Been living of her z lister son for 8 years what a weird arse bunch of nobody’s.
They are all wierd five minutes in daytime TV is duck all . I bet her son who doesn’t give a tit about likes and followers is bringing in more money than Jake …. He’s skint and it shows
 
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