Jake Quickenden #4 Gives me the ick, the constant begging makes me feel sick

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Cady1954 said:
I cant get over how he filmed himself watching himself on telly last night. 🥴 🥴 Plus he looks like death warmed up without his Honey filter
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He was even more cringe on Twitter🤮 He really does fancy himself🤢 Doesn’t help that all the minions reinforce it by bleating on that he wasn’t shown enough🙄 He wasn’t shown a lot because there are 11 other people there, most of them higher profile than this bleep🙄

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“You’re such a big boy, sitting up all by yourself”🤥🤥🤥 Think you’ll find he’s propped up by your leg🙄
 
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No words....

Jac In The Box said:
He was even more cringe on Twitter🤮 He really does fancy himself🤢 Doesn’t help that all the minions reinforce it by bleating on that he wasn’t shown enough🙄 He wasn’t shown a lot because there are 11 other people there, most of them higher profile than this bleep🙄

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“You’re such a big boy, sitting up all by yourself”🤥🤥🤥 Think you’ll find he’s propped up by your leg🙄
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And being supported by his hand.
 
What can you do in London?? Not a lot it's only a little village nowt much going FFS! Who else thought he was going to get up and dance with that street dancing duo? Let's hope the producers of Footloose watch this prick and sign them up instead. Doesn't Sophie look like a right snooty cow? What's her background? I'll wiki her shall I? God Im in a foul mood today I'd best keep off social media.

Anagst said:
So they've promised F that they can go to sealife, haven't booked tickets, can't get tickets, so puts a begging post on his insta. duck off.
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The beggy bastard! That's it I've reached Defcon 5 now! BP through the roof. I've gone Nuclear!
 
The Engagement Party

When Jake asked Soph to marry him the stars shone in the skies
He looked at her so sweetly with pound signs in his eyes
She cocked her leg and kissed him the begging had begun
They'd have this wedding begged for before the year was done
But Jakey is a wiley one and thought 'Why should we wait?'
We'll beg for an engagement doo before we set the date
Sophie logged on Instagram she did not need the hassle
'Does anybody know where I can get a bouncy castle?
I have no intention paying, I don't care if that sounds rude
And while I'm in the begging mood Im going to need some food'
That was Jakeys cue to use his begging skill
He eye fucked for a moment then went in for the kill
'Hi guys, we need food, chips and burgers'll probably do
But,Oh hang on I know, we'll have a grazing table too
And of course, we'll need balloons in obligatory white
And a string of pretty lanterns to brighten up the night
Well Jakey was quite proud but then he thought 'Oh tit'
I've completely forgotten we'll need somewhere to sit
'Hi guys were having a party and we only have one seat
Can I beg some furniture and a fire pit would be sweet?
Of course, I will tell Sophie to clearly mark as #gifted
(I think her ASA ban should be nearly lifted)
Haha you think your clever don't you beggy Jake
You forget to beg a #gifted #free engagement cake!
So the night was going smoothly then suddenly a roar
A blind came off the window frame and landed on the floor
Jake and Soph weren't bothered it had never really fit
But it is another chance to beg the greedy git

Pixie111 said:
Has he removed the thing about sea life now?
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He cannot bleeping help himself can he?
 
Cady1954 said:
The Engagement Party

When Jake asked Soph to marry him the stars shone in the skies
He looked at her so sweetly with pound signs in his eyes
She cocked her leg and kissed him the begging had begun
They'd have this wedding begged for before the year was done
But Jakey is a wiley one and thought 'Why should we wait?'
We'll beg for an engagement doo before we set the date
Sophie logged on Instagram she did not need the hassle
'Does anybody know where I can get a bouncy castle?
I have no intention paying, I don't care if that sounds rude
And while I'm in the begging mood Im going to need some food'
That was Jakeys cue to use his begging skill
He eye fucked for a moment then went in for the kill
'Hi guys, we need food, chips and burgers'll probably do
But,Oh hang on I know, we'll have a grazing table too
And of course, we'll need balloons in obligatory white
And a string of pretty lanterns to brighten up the night
Well Jakey was quite proud but then he thought 'Oh tit'
I've completely forgotten we'll need somewhere to sit
'Hi guys were having a party and we only have one seat
Can I beg some furniture and a fire pit would be sweet?
Of course, I will tell Sophie to clearly mark as #gifted
(I think her ASA ban should be nearly lifted)
Haha you think your clever don't you beggy Jake
You forget to beg a #gifted #free engagement cake!
So the night was going smoothly then suddenly a roar
A blind came off the window frame and landed on the floor
Jake and Soph weren't bothered it had never really fit
But it is another chance to beg the greedy git


He cannot bleeping help himself can he?
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Bloody brilliant 😂 you are very talented 😂
 
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