Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

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And this is how you do a BLACK TIE event... oh pleasasssseee let them bump into each other

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Also, shame doph didn't choose the black strapless number just like our DF #singlewhitefemale
 
Definitely chanelling Harry Styles. Difference is, HS' pink suit was Gucci.

I can't bleeping abide men mincing about in nail varnish and women's clothes at all but HS is in his twenties, not a haggard married man in his mid 30's with a family. Bet Fred will get the piss taken out of him something rotten at school for his stepdad parading around like this, more so than he does already anyway.

I haven't felt this much embarassment for him since he was humping the beach earlier this year to that Lizzo song.

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Do Fake Bake get them decent seats in the stalls or will they be allocated the basic ones in the balcony or something? Yes, they've provided tickets, a hotel and am MUA/hairdresser, but what are they going to do in between? Try crawling up to actual celebs all night? Will they even be invited to any after parties? They'll look stupid pretending to be important. 😂
 
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Do Fake Bake get them decent seats in the stalls or will they be allocated the basic ones in the balcony or something? Yes, they've provided tickets, a hotel and am MUA/hairdresser, but what are they going to do in between? Try crawling up to actual celebs all night? Will they even be invited to any after parties? They'll look stupid pretending to be important. 😂
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They normally have a box up at the top of the arena. They won’t be on the main floor of the arena where all the proper celebs are and I’m not even sure if they all go to the same afterparty? He’ll find an excuse to go wandering hoping to bump into an actual celeb he can get a selfie with 😂
 
PrincessJeanie said:
They normally have a box up at the top of the arena. They won’t be on the main floor of the arena where all the proper celebs are and I’m not even sure if they all go to the same afterparty? He’ll find an excuse to go wandering hoping to bump into an actual celeb he can get a selfie with 😂
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So that box is for the other people FB has given tickets to, then? Oh yeh, he'll get in the main after-party, pretending to join someone else, unless the bouncers don't recognise him or just won't let him in as he's not actually been invited by the NTA people, just though a tanning company. 😂
 
Sum of those dresses were questionable #trailertrash hope she does stick with the black one. Not the pink monstrosity- she just talks weirdly, mouth moves than what she says. Socially awkward as well. Tbh who wudnt be with that idiot taking the limelight. Will dine out on this for days, he will think he’s made it to the big time. #AsIf

He will be pushing thru to the queue jumping Holly & Phil to say 👋🏼 & the security ppl pushing him back. He’s such a loser-
 
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