Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

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Yeh management are trying to pull Chris away from him. He’s just a hanger on, I never think I can be more embarrassed for him but then he goes and does something even worse tonight.

Sophie looks really pretty. It’s a shame she’s so shallow and vacuous: even with her personality she can do way better than prick. Honestly what does he look like???
He will embarrass himself even more tomorrow night 😂
 
After the way tonight has gone absolutely no way will they get in the after party unless he begs Chris Hughes to get him in 😂😂
Over little Chris's dead body .....

Only seven years ago he was appropriately suited and booted and being interviewed on the red carpet at the NTA's.
Oh how things have changed, Jacob.

(Interview from 1:16 onwards)



Now he looks like he should be serving drinks there....
 
They’re defo going to be having words tonight🤦🏼‍♀️ In that this morning story when they’re chatting to Chris, he’s getting selfies took with a “fan”🤢 I bet she’s standing about like a spare part absolutely seething😂

if you look after he’s took the pics with his ‘fans’ it looks like the security guy tells him off and hurries him along out the shot while Chris is being interviewed 😂😂😂
 
He looks like an absolute duck head.

Hope Flappy’s got plenty of ❄❄ because you’d need to be completely off your tits to let him within a mile of you.

Him, that hideous suit, the orthopaedic shoes, the bleeping nail varnish, those sunglasses that are too small for his plagiocephaly shaped head - everything about him makes me want to vomit, he is repulsive.
 
Are him and Chris genuinely friends, then? Or does Chris tolerate him because he's a head that makes him laugh or because he's afraid Jake will spill the beans on certain things if he told him to duck off? 🤔 I don't know, but I love a good conspiracy theory! 😂

IMHO Chris doesn't like him and is creeped out by Jake's obvious crush on him but feels pity for him. I can imagine convos like this -

Chris Hughes' mate - "bleeping hell Chris, how do you put up with that bleeping weirdo Jake Quickenden? He's a bellend and I reckon he wants to bum you."

Chris Hughes "Yeah, he is a bit full on but I have to work with him sometimes. To be honest he's a tool but I feel a bit sorry for him. He's a twit but he's harmless really."
 
They’re defo going to be having words tonight🤦🏼‍♀️ In that this morning story when they’re chatting to Chris, he’s getting selfies took with a “fan”🤢 I bet she’s standing about like a spare part absolutely seething😂
I just watched that back and only now noticed Sophie slowly walking ahead, and that's why he darted off wide-eyed! If my dope of a husband let me walk off whilst he stayed there probably volunteering selfies, I'd be fuming! 😑
 
83 photos of the NTA attendants on the Daily Mail and Fake Prickenden isn't on any of them ahahahaha 😆
That has to hurt 😂😂😂

you just know he will be in it tomorrow because he rang the daily mail up begging for them to post him and sons photo 😂😂

Hope the security guy called him "mate" when he shifted him .....😂😂😂😂
Yes I noticed he was moved along fast almost marched of the carpet 😂😂 his management blanked him and looked losses off that he was hovering around Chris why he was being interviewed by ITV
 
🐔Oh he is going to be really ill tomorrow if he is not in the papers....Headaches, Gummies out, what a prick you can read him like a book...
Isn't he supposed to be going live tomorrow night to discuss how MeNtAl HeAlTh with those pair of losers? 🙄 😂 He'll either do it and spout a load of "poor me" shite or will cry off claiming him or one of the boys isn't feeling well.... 🙄
 
What a douchebag someone has sent him this article and he's left the phone number on his story!

Once he's read here it 34 seconds time that will be edited.

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Tbh that fella with the closely cropped grey hair behind Jake and Chris looking pissy is security by the looks of it. Little Chris of Off Limits Entertainment is really short with a paeeeedo moustache. He can be seen on one of the vids posted but he's not paying Jake any attention at all. He looks a bit cross on the video, maybe Fake wasn't meant to be on the red carpet at all and snuck his way on to it with Chris Hughes, who is too polite to tell him to piss off.
 
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