Jake Quickenden #36 Is it his brother, is it his dad? No, its just the ghost of the career he never had.

[fredster2018]

This actually could have been written about him. Describes him down to a tee

I thought exactly the same, it’s like they’ve spent a day with him OR just looking at his stories.

 

[mollyann]

What a bleep that’s it

 

[Glitterbelle]

His a prat, he's called Jake, he's in Dubai being bummed by a Sheikh.

A particularly juvenile thread name suggestion by me....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So when exactly is she going to Dubai then? tit combination of rings

I thought she was getting the wedding ring's size altered? It looks way to big for her and doesn't sit with the engagement ring. Totally tit.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Meanwhile Aston had a star studded wedding and ok mag deal

That venue looked beautiful

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

bleeping imbecile. When's the bleep going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?

When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun

 

[Heneghs]

Just seen in the paper that Elton John has retired quietly because there is a new piano playing, talented singer, fashionista, gay icon on the scene that he can’t compete with talent wise

Pissing myself over here

 

[riddleme89]

bleeping imbecile. When's the bleep going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?

When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
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What a bleeping wierd soul he really is

sad duck all on his own again because nobody likes him

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Dubai tattle bingo. Fountains he’ll obviously film them by night as well. Khalifa sort of Burj Al Arab - he’ll wait for Flappy for that one. If he’s there for a week, they’ve got all day Sunday for filming gram content

 

[plattyjoobs]

Dubai tattle bingo. Fountains he’ll obviously film them by night as well. Khalifa sort of Burj Al Arab - he’ll wait for Flappy for that one. If he’s there for a week, they’ve got all day Sunday for filming gram content

Definitely something in Dubai Mall, pretending they’re shopping and/or taking pictures of Leo by the aquarium to make it seem like they’ve dome something for him.

 

[Philimena cunk]

What a bleep that’s it View attachment 1624905 q

He wants to watch himself walking around draped in crosses, it's a Muslim country, and they take offense very easily...

 

[Glitterbelle]

Another Tattle bingo - slow mo of Flaps walking across the foyer of some 5* hotel they're not staying in, wearing some tatty ill fitting frock and flicking her hair extensions.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Don’t forget though they chose not to have a magazine deal They were offered by at least two different publications but turned them down

Yeah, Exchange and mart, and Gardener's world ....

So when exactly is she going to Dubai then? tit combination of rings

They don't sit properly, and she's got Angelina Jolie skelator hands ....

 

[Moomin12]

Bearded clam almost spat my drink.
Those rings don't seem to go together at all. Surely they're meant to compliment each other

 

[fredster2018]

TV: Celebrity relationships put to the test in new BBC series Unbreakable

What’s the story?

www.heraldscotland.com

You have probably already seen this, it was the show what @PrincessJeanie mentioned in this or the previous thread. Rob Beckett will the host, can you imagine if Fakey and Flappy went on this, he would absolutely ruined them and Fakey would not be able to take his banter

 

[PrincessJeanie]

TV: Celebrity relationships put to the test in new BBC series Unbreakable

What’s the story?

www.heraldscotland.com

You have probably already seen this, it was the show what @PrincessJeanie mentioned in this or the previous thread. Rob Beckett will the host, can you imagine if Fakey and Flappy went on this, he would absolutely ruined them and Fakey would not be able to take his banter

If there’s a second series of this, those two will definitely try and get on it. They are both so desperate to get back on TV anyway they can. Might be entertaining just to see Rob Beckett rip him a new hole though

 

[VC10]

WTF???

Dirtyness!

bleeping imbecile. When's the bleep going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?

When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
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How tacky, its like maccyd Vegas

 

[riddleme89]

Ok but why is Jake not dripping in real gold holding 2 lions sippin champagne

 

[VC10]

Ok but why is Jake not dripping in real gold holding 2 lions sippin champagne

he will be , after an oil sheiks had his arse for a couple of nights

 

[The Duchess]

He wants to watch himself walking around draped in crosses, it's a Muslim country, and they take offense very easily...

They have a “Happiness Minister” who comes on the speakers all over the country at midday every day and “spreads happiness and wise words of wisdom” its such a weird place Id absolutely hate to live there, I found the real locals very unfriendly. Id holiday there again but god no way would I like to live there.