He's grim but then so is she. Even the thought of them shagging makes me feel sick. Bet he keeps hold of his wig whilst he does the deed and she just lays still with no expression. She wouldn't feel duck all anyway with his pecker. Feel physically sick now. Need the thought out of my head
He's grim but then so is she. Even the thought of them shagging makes me feel sick. Bet he keeps hold of his wig whilst he does the deed and she just lays still with no expression. She wouldn't feel duck all anyway with his pecker. Feel physically sick now. Need the thought out of my head
Low fat yogurt type drink, a sausage roll...... I will leave it there! When my son was a little toddler, he had healthy food, not this tit. I am not preaching but good lord, a packed lunch can be much healthier and better than this.
It would not involve Flappy. That bleep is deffo gay for pay big time! Big reveal soon when he comes 'out of the closet' for the 'Dorothy Brigade' over the rainbow and he finally escapes from Narnia!I'm giving it 6 months until they are on OF.
'Join us for the wedding footage we couldnt post on insta'
From behind imagining she's CH while she is watching her reels back unable to feel tiktac dick
Aw thanks guysThank you to @turndownforwhat for the brilliant thread suggestion with 43 votes
As usual we’re still being bombarded with the wedding of the century, that we all know is a load of tit.
Freddie is still being treated like tit #justiceforfred
Our poor fakey is back to “work” but it’s such a shame he seems to be so “ill” again and he’s really struggling with it. Let’s all think of our fakey at this difficult time.
last thread:
Jake Quickenden #34 Wedding on a tight budget, Mcains wedges and chicken nuggets.
Thank you @Lucyxxxx for the brilliant thread title with 36 votes 😂 recap : there is none, because surprise surprise the wedding of the year was shocking and these cunts are still rinsing it for all they can last thread...tattle.life
with this prick for inspiration, the threads titles just keep coming 
praying for our Flakey and his medical mysteriousness. I’m sure by the weekend he’ll be tooting again and bouncing off the walls followed by another bout of crippling anxiety. Rinse and repeat. Absolute melt.
Just remember to take the dog out firstI’ve got the same dog bed for my dog that nanny qvc just showed and everytime I’ve looked at it the past 10 mins all that pops into my head is her face. I’m now contemplating if I should burn it and get my dog another one
Just remember to take the dog out first
the stares I just got leaving Asda reading this
Happy to make you smile ☺this made me physically lol
Dumb witch
Is it a cage for Fred ?
