Jake Quickenden #27 Cancelling the kids holiday to Devon, whilst still glued to their phones 24/7

[PrincessJeanie]

They may have a guide but they are still in a standard basic room so definitely not a VIP. He probably quickly booked a guide after reading on here about Jac Jossa having one still not got the same accomodation as her though Jakey

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

sorry again but…..quick question? I think it’s fairly obvious though but to be sure is tattle bingo like predicting what will happen throughout the day ( is it kinda like plot twist on MM threads @CrazyBaldhead ?) or if anyone can answer thanks Fakeys/Quickies! God love Mick Hucknell! I hope they did get Simply Red Mick for free

Fakey's life is just so predictable. Groundhog Day! He gets his ideas from us - he's that addicted to reading here! I wish MM would hurry up and do something! I have never known that thread to be SO slow beaut! x

 

[PrincessJeanie]

such a shame

 

[Barbie2020]

Guys he would have been offered strictly, it’s just that he’s so busy with his two week panto stint in Lincoln with Kerry Katona!

You may have took your kids to Chessington. It’s still not an actual holiday though is it. Just basically damage control cos they cba to go to Devon.

I honestly can’t wait to see the try hard wedding pictures next week. Her in her suit trying to be Danielle and him with his shirt unbuttoned right down to the waist.

 

[stargirl23]

sorry again but…..quick question? I think it’s fairly obvious though but to be sure is tattle bingo like predicting what will happen throughout the day ( is it kinda like plot twist on MM threads @CrazyBaldhead ?) or if anyone can answer thanks Fakeys/Quickies! God love Mick Hucknell! I hope they didn’t get Simply Red Mick for free

yes! So if we predict something would happen we say tattle bingo

 

[instashun]

sorry again but…..quick question? I think it’s fairly obvious though but to be sure is tattle bingo like predicting what will happen throughout the day ( is it kinda like plot twist on MM threads @CrazyBaldhead ?) or if anyone can answer thanks Fakeys/Quickies! God love Mick Hucknell! I hope they didn’t get Simply Red Mick for free

Yeah it’s basically saying all the predictable things jake will do/post

 

[stargirl23]

Also 99.9% of the tattle bingo we call happens because he lives his life to please us trolls

 

[The Duchess]

yes! So if we predict something would happen we say tattle bingo

OMG Tattle Bingo is brilliant its even better than “plot twist” lol thank you all for answering me x

 

[stargirl23]

OMG Tattle Bingo is brilliant its even better than “plot twist” lol thank you all for answering me x

no worries lovely. Always happy to help answer questions. That’s why I love this thread. It was the same when I first joined but unlike other threads this one is very welcoming and a great bunch of people x

 

[plattyjoobs]

Guys, we went to the seaside today and this was the name of one of the camels on the derby, had to share with you all

 

[stargirl23]

Guys, we went to the seaside today and this was the name of one of the camels on the derby, had to share with you all

brilliant

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Guys, we went to the seaside today and this was the name of one of the camels on the derby, had to share with you all

That is hilarious!!!!!!

 

[The Duchess]

I think someone already said this but Im not familiar with chessington world of adventures but it didn’t really look like it had anything for Freddie? so basically poor Fred had to go on kiddie/toddler rides and look at animals all to suit golden child if so thats unfair! Are they staying tomorrow and go on things for Freddie’s age? (its like a trilogy now, A shit hen do, A shit stag do and now a shit day out for Fred) its so true they really are shit parents

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Up and running again. The website browser I download from has been playing up big time! That guy does indeed look like Mick Hucknall!

 

[Twinkal86]

Tattle bingo is basically us guessing what he might do, but then he comes here reads our thoughts and suggestions and does them...

Still a fun game on this thread knowing his content and reasons why he talks to the camera is from us!

 

[Cleopops]

I think someone already said this but Im not familiar with chessington world of adventures but it didn’t really look like it had anything for Freddie? so basically poor Fred had to go on kiddie/toddler rides and look at animals all to suit golden child if so thats unfair! Are they staying tomorrow and go on things for Freddie’s age? (its like a trilogy now, A shit hen do, A shit stag do and now a shit day out for Fred) its so true they really are shit parents

Chessington is perfect for Freddies age, there's so much that he would probably have loved to go on,Jake should have taken him on the rides and Doph should have just pushed the jacket potato round in the buggy, but it looks like they've spent the day just doing stuff for Gollum/content.
Jakes probably knows if he goes on a thrill ride his wig will come off or his turkey reef will fly out of his mouth (they prob don't come with a guarantee) and Doph is at risk of knocking herself out with her own dodgy implants so I can see why they'd spend the day posing, posting on insta and watching cocomelon, far safer tbh

 

[Glitterbelle]

OMG his latest reel. He tosses Leo up in the air while Fred knows his place and walks out of shot. Says it all.

 

[al255]

Chessington is perfect for Freddies age, there's so much that he would probably have loved to go on,Jake should have taken him on the rides and Doph should have just pushed the jacket potato round in the buggy, but it looks like they've spent the day just doing stuff for Gollum/content.
Jakes probably knows if he goes on a thrill ride his wig will come off or his turkey reef will fly out of his mouth (they prob don't come with a guarantee) and Doph is at risk of knocking herself out with her own dodgy implants so I can see why they'd spend the day posing, posting on insta and watching cocomelon, far safer tbh

the jacket potato

 

[jackickisadick]

Every time Warwick goes near the cat I absolutely cringe.

 

[The Duchess]

OMG his latest reel. He tosses Leo up in the air while Fred knows his place and walks out of shot. Says it all.

And his Mum still stands there doing a stupid pose with her foot and doesn’t go over to her own son???? my god, that poor boy should live with his Dad. What a cunt Sophie is.