Jake Quickenden #24 Didn’t get his latest job He looks too young? or they know he’s a 🍆

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After dipping in "the Healing Waters of Lourdes" his limp has vanished. He'll probably have the shits later though after dropping that ice cream on the ground and eating it. Times must be hard if you're reduced to eating food covered in dirt and grit. 🤢
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Does he not think it’s strange he’s the only man on Instagram that walks around daily filming himself ?
cannhe not see how lonely he is or does his life revolve around strangers who follow him ?
such a strange way to live your life intact he isn’t living at all . All day filming himself talking to himself it’s bizarre


name me another person on Instagram who does what he does ……. NONE
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
After dipping in "the Healing Waters of Lourdes" his limp has vanished. He'll probably have the shits later though after dropping that ice cream on the ground and eating it. Times must be hard if you're reduced to eating food covered in dirt and grit. 🤢
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I thought the same! How skint must you be to not just bin that ice cream and fork out a couple of quid for a new one!

LOVING the video of the lady jiggling his leg around "This is almost like a psychological thing". duck me, he couldn't end that story quick enough 😆 Surprised he even posted it tbf.
 
He's such a contradictory bleep! 'You don't need to go abroad, England's amazing, beautiful beaches, tourism needed here' bla bla bleeping bla (tbf i agree) BUT then one bleeping story later, post a pic of Ibiza saying can't wait (appreciate he's getting married to his beard there), but if you're going to spout off about how wonderful England is, leave it 50 bleeping stories (30 mins in your case you dezzy for attention bellend) before mentioning your foreign holiday/sham wedding! SOME CONTINUITY PLEASE, YOU twit!
 
CBS1 said:
He's such a contradictory bleep! 'You don't need to go abroad, England's amazing, beautiful beaches, tourism needed here' bla bla bleeping bla (tbf i agree) BUT then one bleeping story later, post a pic of Ibiza saying can't wait (appreciate he's getting married to his beard there), but if you're going to spout off about how wonderful England is, leave it 50 bleeping stories (30 mins in your case you dezzy for attention bellend) before mentioning your foreign holiday/sham wedding! SOME CONTINUITY PLEASE, YOU twit!
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and don’t forget they are off to Santorini next month and the Maldives in November as well 🤦🏻‍♀️ he’s a total bellend 😡
 
It's almost like he's trying to be 'relatable' to his minions by talking about how amazing the beach he's at is and its UK based as at the moment most folks aren't in a position to be jetting off on their 3rd stint abroad and another 3 pending 🙄 we can see through you fakey!

Ooh time to send yourself some questions in from Leo's account for a catch up!

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Tattle question bingo

"How are you doing mentally?"
"Tips for coping with grief, just lost my dad"
"Have you seen Sophies dress?"
"Not a question just want to say how amazing you are"
 
Can I ask why your such a bleep Jake ? Also can I ask why you film yourself 24/7 ?

sad lonely man I feel sorry for him that he’s so wrapped up in himself he can’t see what the rest of us see and that’s how lonely he actually is . No friends no family nothing …. Just soph the chicken nugget Fred and his mum 😂
 
Twinkal86 said:
It's almost like he's trying to be 'relatable' to his minions by talking about how amazing the beach he's at is and its UK based as at the moment most folks aren't in a position to be jetting off on their 3rd stint abroad and another 3 pending 🙄 we can see through you fakey!

Ooh time to send yourself some questions in from Leo's account for a catch up!

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Tattle question bingo

"How are you doing mentally?"
"Tips for coping with grief, just lost my dad"
"Have you seen Sophies dress?"
"Not a question just want to say how amazing you are"
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What did the massage lady say when you quickly cut her off?

Also just want to say what an amazing dad you are going all the way home once a week so you can eye duck yourself in the gym, forget Freddy exists and go on adult only holidays despite missing the boys so so much.
 
Questions
You have many medical conditions. Have you one that means you can’t keep your top on? or one that makes you have to eye duck the camera 24/7?
Have you got a discount card for Elizabeth Duke or are you hoping to become an ambassador for them by showcasing their jewellery?
Why do you always beg and tag brands for work but struggle to work a 12 hour week?
Have you always been an entitled defensive attention seeking bleep?

I could do this all day but unfortunately I’m blocked so can’t send them to him so it’s a fruitless exercise 😂
I’m sure he’ll see them on here though 😉
 
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