Jake Quickenden #22 Back to life, back to reality, back with tit content & victim mentality

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What’s up with his face? Or is it just he’s got no filters he looks bleeping weird .Has he hidden Sophie in the wardrobe she’s missing I’m worried haha not .Did get offers for his wedding pull the other one bro no one wants to see you two muppets in Ibiza her with the dress hanging on her tiny frame .Your mum in the in the style number you bought her in a size 8😂😂Leo with a phone strapped to his forehead so he will engage will leave Freddy alone as he’s lovely lol
 

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Jac In The Box said:
Congrats to me for the winning thread title🙌🏼

Recap of fakes week

Sunday - Fake is off work with a bad back🙄 He went to great lengths to show us that he was unable to move or do anything with chicken nugget, instead of resting he listened to his minions advice who told him to keep active so he went on a day out to the beach😂 Such great parents taking their toddler for a day out at the seaside🏖☀️ No ulterior motive? Let me think🤔 Oh whilst there Jake was sat in so much pain, to take his mind off it he decided to recreate a photo of him & his dad with Leo🥱 All about the content eh🙄

Monday - Jake has deactivated his Twitter account & announced he was taking a few days off social media to get himself right🤷🏼‍♀️ When has he ever been right🤣View attachment 1356097 q
Later that night soph posted a video on her story of him laid up in bed asking for a new spine🎻 Got to make it look like he’s genuine😂

Tuesday - Jake is still following accounts on insta & liking peoples posts🤥 Sophie then posted an ad for tesco tagging him in & that paved the way for his return, a whole 36 hours after he announced his exit🤷🏼‍♀️

Wednesday - He was pretty much still MIA apart from the odd story & thanking his minions for their patience while he took his sabbatical😂 He then went for an ice bath to show everyone he was back stronger than ever🙄 and that what was in his pants was smaller than ever🤣View attachment 1356113 q

Thursday - He was off filming something fun with some lesser known z listers and was his usual annoying, pain in the arse self👊🏼 He delighted us all with the news that it will be on the tv box for us all to watch🙌🏼 Wooppeefuckingdoo I cannot contain my excitement💤 He then returned to his actual job that he’s been skiving from topping up his tan & getting his hair cut🙄

Friday - He ponced about in tiny purple pants complaining about the heat, you’d think he’d be used to feeling hot by now seeing as he constantly wears next to nothing🤦🏼‍♀️

Saturday - The weekend arrived & so did fakes usual ailments😂 This time it was constipation🤢 So for the rest of the day we were subjected to tit content💩 (quite literally🤢)
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Think he was lying, I think he did shite & it filled his jock strap because we all know there’s nothing else filling that🤣🤣View attachment 1356129 q

Sunday - Father’s Day - Jake was up early with the woe is me post only to then delete it later when it didn’t get enough likes😳 He then posted it as a reel hoping it would increase his engagement. He is the worst bleep! He continually uses a dead relative for engagement😡 Just wish more people would wake up to his narcissistic ways🤷🏼‍♀️View attachment 1356136 q
The 💩 content continued with various posts letting us know the lacatives were working, hallelujah🙌🏼😂View attachment 1356141 qView attachment 1356142 q

Sophies content wasn’t much better this week, ads, reels of her hauls & using chicken nugget for engagement😡 One of her reels was showing Leo asleep in a shopping trolley with his neck pressed against the curved bar on the trolley😡 Utter bleep! She got that many likes & comments on it that fake jumped on the bandwagon & posted it too😡 He quickly removed it when he didn’t get the same attention, father of the year strikes again🤷🏼‍♀️View attachment 1356149 q
Let’s see what this week brings my lovelies❤️

ps I have my grandchild overnight so thought I’d do this while on the night feed because I probably won’t have time tomorrow😂 The joys of looking after your little ones properly instead of being stuck to your phone 24/7, something fake wouldn’t know about🙄 Loving it❤️
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She’s back with not only a great recap but defs the queen of the best thread titles on here 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 
So we all agree he read here then sent questions to himself from chicken nuggets account yah?

Maybe soph has stopped having "hayfever" and can film herself now 🤣🤫

Also, Chris is defo being paid to attend by their management team. Wonder of Marcel and druggy bird attending too? Also, the love island couple they bummed last year at there wedding they going?

BTW, putting Fred and Leo in suits in blazing heat in Ibiza. Well done. Dick head.
 
Cady1954 said:
What the hell is going on with Leos neck? That really does need looked at.
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I noticed since he’s been doing the love island stories that there’s a tv mounted high up on the wall in their bedroom - I genuinely think it’s because he’s been held captive in his mum and dads bed for the first year of his life watching it, that his head naturally sits like that now. Poor little sod 🤣
 
Thank you all so much for the amazing comments about my recap, you’re all too kind❤️❤️ I have been neglecting yous lately🤦🏼‍♀️ Along with my self imposed ban not watching that cocks stories, I refused to make him out to be more interesting than he actually is😂 I won’t be doing it again because we need to keep highlighting what these beggars are really like🙌🏼

I had the most amazing day yesterday, it was my birthday & my first time keeping baby overnight😁 I took loads of pics and made it into a reel but I don’t know where I went wrong🤔 I think it was maybe because I only used 30 hashtags instead of 50 and we were all clean that it didn’t get enough likes, so I deleted it😉🤣

Sending love @redball00n, hope you’re ok & not suffering too badly❤️
 
Jac In The Box said:
Thank you all so much for the amazing comments about my recap, you’re all too kind❤❤ I have been neglecting yous lately🤦🏼‍♀️ Along with my self imposed ban not watching that cocks stories, I refused to make him out to be more interesting than he actually is😂 I won’t be doing it again because we need to keep highlighting what these beggars are really like🙌🏼

I had the most amazing day yesterday, it was my birthday & my first time keeping baby overnight😁 I took loads of pics and made it into a reel but I don’t know where I went wrong🤔 I think it was maybe because I only used 30 hashtags instead of 50 and we were all clean that it didn’t get enough likes, so I deleted it😉🤣

Sending love @redball00n, hope you’re ok & not suffering too badly❤
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gosh Jac you know you need to be top less and have the baby in just a nappy covered in snot and dribble. Can’t get the likes without it 😂😜

Glad you had a lovely birthday with your grandchild and I bet the sleepless night was more than worth it ❤️
 
Jac In The Box said:
Thank you all so much for the amazing comments about my recap, you’re all too kind❤️❤️ I have been neglecting yous lately🤦🏼‍♀️ Along with my self imposed ban not watching that cocks stories, I refused to make him out to be more interesting than he actually is😂 I won’t be doing it again because we need to keep highlighting what these beggars are really like🙌🏼

I had the most amazing day yesterday, it was my birthday & my first time keeping baby overnight😁 I took loads of pics and made it into a reel but I don’t know where I went wrong🤔 I think it was maybe because I only used 30 hashtags instead of 50 and we were all clean that it didn’t get enough likes, so I deleted it😉🤣

Sending love @redball00n, hope you’re ok & not suffering too badly❤️
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Thanks so much. My 15 month old has tested positive now too - unlike Jake I actually spend time with my child so it was inevitable. Stuck in the house for the next 7 days but we still won’t be watching Cocomelon 🤪
 
So just watched his q&a from yesterday and he says he’d love a reality show that included the wedding. He then says straight after that, that they were offered 2 mag deals for wedding but turned them down because they wanted full control of the day. So he would happily let a TV company take over his wedding but not a magazine that supposedly offered good money 🤔No way did one magazine offer him a deal, let alone two.
Also just noticed that Kaz and Liberty from Love Island are advertising Just Eats UK so definitely think that was what that stupid video he was going on about was the other day. They’re obviously recruiting reality wannabes 😂
 
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