Jake Quickenden #20 All aboard the self pity train. Manic behaviour is not hard to explain...Toot Toot!

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5.55 am and let’s stick a phone in a half asleep Leo .Glad he’s off on his way today 6 days of rest relaxation for dad of the year.More gym 🤡boring reels and repeat 😵‍💫
 

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He’s definitely going to be tired this week. 5 hour drive to Sunderland and a show this evening so at least he should be quiet on his stories today 👍🏻 Wonder what the narrative will be for this week? Something new to try and up his engagement rate as the fitness reels definitely aren’t working 🤭 Celebrity Karaoke Club, Cooking with the Stars and Celebrity Googlebox are all back this week so I’m sure he’ll be begging/tagging at least 1 if not all 3 of them at some stage 🤦🏻‍♀️ Plus let’s not forget his riveting commentary on Love Island 🙄
 
He needs to accept that his 15 minutes of fame is well and truly over. During the first lockdown I actually did like the guy. I thought he was really funny. But he has changed so much in 2 years. He's become everything he took the piss out of.

Also, he needs to stop acting like the world's best Dad. He got his child dressed? Big deal! There are thousands of single parents doing everything on their own every day! I was on my own by the time my daughter was Leo's age and yet she was far cleverer and a lot more engaged at 15 months than Leo is. Jake has claimed Leo's first word was "dada". Yeah.....that isn't a word hun. It's a noise. Leo can't talk yet.
 
He needs to accept that his 15 minutes of fame is well and truly over. During the first lockdown I actually did like the guy. I thought he was really funny. But he has changed so much in 2 years. He's become everything he took the piss out of.

Also, he needs to stop acting like the world's best Dad. He got his child dressed? Big deal! There are thousands of single parents doing everything on their own every day! I was on my own by the time my daughter was Leo's age and yet she was far cleverer and a lot more engaged at 15 months than Leo is. Jake has claimed Leo's first word was "dada". Yeah.....that isn't a word hun. It's a noise. Leo can't talk yet.
Same. It’s amazing to think this was a rave thread to begin with 🤯 He’s always been attention seeking but since lockdown, he’s been unbearable. In the world of z listers, I genuinely don’t think I’ve come across anyone who is as desperate to be famous the way he is.
 
Looking at his stories, he’s not giving up on the fitness narrative anytime soon is he 🙄 Is he not in the show tonight? It’s nearly 12pm and he’s still dicking about at home. It’s a 5 hour drive and that’s with no hold ups. Surely he should have left by now. Maybe he is doing a Stacey Solomon and putting pre recorded stories up 🤔
 
He’s definitely going to be tired this week. 5 hour drive to Sunderland and a show this evening so at least he should be quiet on his stories today 👍🏻 Wonder what the narrative will be for this week? Something new to try and up his engagement rate as the fitness reels definitely aren’t working 🤭 Celebrity Karaoke Club, Cooking with the Stars and Celebrity Googlebox are all back this week so I’m sure he’ll be begging/tagging at least 1 if not all 3 of them at some stage 🤦🏻‍♀️ Plus let’s not forget his riveting commentary on Love Island 🙄
Oh no he's coming to my hometown Sunderland. I will be 15 mins away from where he is staying. He will be staying at the seafront. I didn't even know he was coming here. We certainly front suffer fools us mackems. If he walks around the way he has been he will get tortured up here. I will be expecting him to visit the stack. Might take a trip down there myself. See the prick in the will
 
Oh no he's coming to my hometown Sunderland. I will be 15 mins away from where he is staying. He will be staying at the seafront. I didn't even know he was coming here. We certainly front suffer fools us mackems. If he walks around the way he has been he will get tortured up here. I will be expecting him to visit the stack. Might take a trip down there myself. See the prick in the will
I’m from Sunderland too and imagine him prancing around like that in some pubs in town 😂
I’m assuming he will be staying in the seaburn inn or maybe the Hilton so he will deffo be down the stack I think.
 
So Nanny QVC was looking after Fred and Leo this morning so those two selfish cunts could go to the gym 🤦🏻‍♀️ So rather than spend a couple of hours extra with the boys before he heads off on tour, he does something for himself as usual - surprise surprise. Maybe they are going to try and get out a couples fitness DVD 🙄 Jakey/Sophie if you’re reading this, don’t bother. It would end up in the same bargain bin as her ITS edit 😉 Also Nanny QVC saying she’s going to put up some shelves for them today. Are the pair of them really that bleeping lazy and useless? Yes they obviously are if they are making his mother do their basic DIY for them.
 
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