Jake Quickenden #17 Hit the 1 MIL & still no work, keeps coming to tattle to have a good lurk😂

[Katewinsletsknee]

To the tune of The Verve, The drugs don’t work
“Now the PLUGS don't work
They just make me look worse
But I know I'll need this done again”

Ps it appears he’s using a filter from another app to disguise the fact he gets called out for using the HONEY filter so much.

I see ya Jake I know this because my friend does it & it’s painfully embarrassing when she claims no filter - obviously I tell her I am not blind and she admits it’s a Snapchat filter ???

 

[BringTheTea83]

No way would me and my bridesmaids wear any of that cheap tacky shite

what will she do after this it’s literally one edit

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

The amount of utter bollocks this bleep is chatting. Seriously, if you had "bulging or dehydrated discs" you wouldn't be so active so I am calling you out for your utter hypochondria. Back pain is no fun. I have experienced an L1, L2 and L3 fracture in my back and problems with discs. Was in a wheelchair for over a year. You would be in agony and definitely not as mobile as you currently are so just STOP with your tit right now. Absolute muppet.

 

[mollyann]

No way would me and my bridesmaids wear any of that cheap tacky shite

what will she do after this it’s literally one edit

She’s a brand ambassador they like that word in that family lol .She’s gained nearly 5000 followers bet fakey jakey choking on that bottled water while nutting the window with his nashers

 

[stargirl23]

The amount of utter bollocks this bleep is chatting. Seriously, if you had "bulging or dehydrated discs" you wouldn't be so active so I am calling you out for your utter hypochondria. Back pain is no fun. I have experienced an L1, L2 and L3 fracture in my back and problems with discs. Was in a wheelchair for over a year. You would be in agony and definitely not as mobile as you currently are so just STOP with your tit right now. Absolute muppet.

give it an hour or so he’ll do a story saying he’s got excruciating pain and pins and needles and start listing these symptoms

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

give it an hour or so he’ll do a story saying he’s got excruciating pain and pins and needles and start listing these symptoms

Without a doubt!!!! Lol

 

[Xxcxcc]

You know who he reminds me off. The guy in shallow half who colours his hair in with a felt tip pen ahaha

 

[mollyann]

Are his giveaways fake both private accounts no stories to show they have won or won’t you be able to see on private accounts? See twit doing another giveaway night in hotel wine etc my dear bleeping god he’s exhausting trying to stay relevant and so cringe .

 

[Philimena cunk]

My mates hen was 10 of us in a grotty flat in Blackpool, pissed for the whole weekend out in fancy dress, posing with plastic willies in every photo.... if she had pulled out matching bleeping bride tracksuits I don't think it would have gone down well (best weekend ever)

Blackpool is best for hens got picked up by the cops at my 1st one there. Took a wrong turn and got lost, we were all so pissed nobody noticed

I'm drinking SO much water because my bulging discs are dehyrated and then I keep "slashing" a lot. Well drink some more water and bleeping drown in it you utter twit. NOBODY is asking for your PayPal details. Stop talking UTTER BOLLOCKS! View attachment 1223177 q

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I swear that's old hair glue on his t-shirt from his syrup?

Should call him Cherry Blossom, colours his hair with shoe polish

Are his giveaways fake both private accounts no stories to show they have won or won’t you be able to see on private accounts? See twit doing another giveaway night in hotel wine etc my dear bleeping god he’s exhausting trying to stay relevant and so cringe .

He needs a long term ban off Instagram, he's draining..

To the tune of The Verve, The drugs don’t work
“Now the PLUGS don't work
They just make me look worse
But I know I'll need this done again”

Ps it appears he’s using a filter from another app to disguise the fact he gets called out for using the HONEY filter so much.

I see ya Jake I know this because my friend does it & it’s painfully embarrassing when she claims no filter - obviously I tell her I am not blind and she admits it’s a Snapchat filter ???

Anyone good at Photoshop, wonder what he would look like totally bald .

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

Blackpool is best for hens got picked up by the cops at my 1st one there. Took a wrong turn and got lost, we were all so pissed nobody noticed


Should call him Cherry Blossom, colours his hair with shoe polish


He needs a long term ban off Instagram, he's draining..


Anyone good at Photoshop, wonder what he would look like totally bald .

Will try! Lol

 

[Jac In The Box]

For the ITS giveaway of her edit, how do they choose winners? They have 2 posts you have to comment on & she has one on her page Surely it should just be comment on one post

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

Without the syrup!

and the beard!!

 

[stargirl23]

Without the syrup! View attachment 1223481 q

and the beard!! View attachment 1223495 q

Dead

 

[mollyann]

Without the syrup! View attachment 1223481 q

and the beard!! View attachment 1223495 q

Made my bleeping crap day a lot better after seeing that what a plonker

 

[Twinkal86]

Without the syrup! View attachment 1223481 q

You just know he'll make some joke about his plugs now and say 'maybe I'll go bald' then zoom into his teeth!!

Thanks for the content tattlers, sincerely JQ

 

[Philimena cunk]

Without the syrup! View attachment 1223481 q

and the beard!! View attachment 1223495 q

Looks like a wish marvel bad guy
Thanks for that

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

I've got to stop laughing as going to wet myself!!

 

[mollyann]

So checked Sophie’s winner of her crap already been married 5 years why would you enter a competition to win bridal rubbish odd

 

[al255]

HAHAHAAHA you lot sorry been so tired atm! First week back at work after hols. I am here tho. He’s a joke isn’t he urghhh, him bald has made my day

 

[PrincessJeanie]

20 minutes until the huge edit goes on sale. Are we ready to make our purchases ladies Guaranteed they’ll say it’s selling out fast, then it’s all sold out, most popular collection of year, they are looking at restocking etc… like they do with 90% of their other collections