I’ve just caught up on all their stories for the first time today
Jake is still an attention seeking
bleep that spends more time looking at himself on his phone than he does his own child
The ‘begging for followers’ giveaway is up, he’ll be lucky to get 500 legit new followers off the back of this
I take it the grid post of him dressed as a teletubby with golden child is getting saved for another day, all about the content
Sophie is a bullshitter
All that crap about staying off Instagram for the rest of Freddie’s holidays, would help if Freddie was actually there
He’s obviously away to stay with his dad seeing as he’s just back from holiday (which isn’t a bad thing) instead of using him as an excuse why not be honest & say that she’s boring & has zero content so won’t be on her stories
Su, su su where do I even start?
An ambassador? Wtf! What exactly will you be doing for them
In other words Jake has reached out & they’ve said you’ll still need to pay so he’s asked them to give you a fancy title to make you feel better about it
I’m hazarding a guess that your teeth are cream/yellow due to all the cigarettes you smoke
I really hope she comes home resembling a
, I cannot wait for this transformation