Jake Quickenden #117 85th out of 92, above Bobby Norris, but who are you?

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Robin71 said:
Do either of them look in the mirror? She just lives in either the black or brown bodysuit and her two pairs of men's xl jeans from the charity shop and don't start me on the coat which is two.sizes too big and cheap and nasty looking as for him too short smart trousers that he's had on for days paired with trainers a scruffy jumper a funeral coat and a battered baseball hat what's wrong with jeans and a sweatshirt and a casual jacket? Aa for the spud he always looks like he just fell out of the charity shop £1 basket
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They ran through Oxfam in the dark grabbing anything.
 
Oh duck off with the ‘orbs’, you attention seeking, grief thieving bleep 😡
 

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Robin71 said:
He has posted Leo meeting santa and has mentioned seeing orbs he doesn't usually say that it is usually his pissy pants followers he really is desperate
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Fucks sake. His piss pad posse would lap up any shite. If he said Norbert the dwarf speaks to his old man , the three old dears obsessed with him would fall for it.
Dozy shower of twats
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PrincessJeanie said:
I don’t know how she can be seen in public with him. He looks like he’s dressed himself from a jumble sale 🤢
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He looks like a rough sleeper begging for a brew off a pop up Christmas stall....
 
PrincessJeanie said:
So is he saying they paid for Legoland then, cos no sign of ad/pr trip anywhere on that post? I’ll never understand how Flappy does all these happy family photos when her first born isn’t in them 😡 and it’s going to be even worse when the new spud is born 🙁
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Have they filtered or done something to that picture she looks young, like daddy jakes took his 2 kids out for the day.and all his thinking is he wants to get back on Santa's lap
 
bluecups said:
I'm gobsmacked at that video of Gail screaming like a Tasmanian devil. Not gobsmacked at his behaviour per se, we've all seen how undisciplined he is, I'm just stunned they posted it. Why? There's nothing endearing or entertaining about it. You see those videos on social media of toddlers having a mega tantrum and when asked why they say something bizarre like "I hate blue hats" or something similar and it's quite amusing. But this is different, it's an ill-mannered horrible kid who can't get his own way.

Fakey giving in to him just sums up their parenting. Whenever NikNak throws a wobbler one of his parents shove an ice cream or bag of crisps into his hand. He's learned that if he makes enough of a commotion he'll get some kind of treat. They've created a little monster and it's not the kid's fault.

That video was so chaotic, the pair of them shrieking and shouting whilst the 2ft tall dictator makes his demands. I've never had kids but my understanding is that if a toddler is having the screaming ab dabs, you as a parent (ie. the ADULT) stay calm and don't add to the chaos.

All it needed was Fakey to say calmly "No, you can have another one tomorrow", put it in a cupboard out of his reach and then distract him with something else (not food obvs).

I can't imagine anyone, not even his tena huns, finding this video amusing in any way. It just shows them up for the tit parents they are.
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He will be the entitled brat from hell at school, probably won’t get invited on any play dates. Can you imagine the parent of his friend just handing out one packet of snacks, he’ll scream the place down. What these clueless clowns also don’t realise is the unhealthy relationship with food they are creating for him.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
More fantastic parenting from them both. Him giving in to him and her filming it and putting online to show everyone what a brat their son is 🤦🏻‍♀️
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That little boy starts school next year, they need to get their act together as parents 😤
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PrincessJeanie said:
Oh duck off with the ‘orbs’, you attention seeking, grief thieving bleep 😡
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I ‘seen’ orbs, is he illiterate???
 
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Here we have self proclaimed TV Presenter/Actor getting ready to play his biggest role to date 😉 Can’t share the video that goes with it but as usual, the hands are waving everywhere and he’s carrying on like he is presenting on primetime TV and not standing in the middle of a zoo in Colchester 🤭
 

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You have to laugh at the complete irony of him. Forever going on about how he wishes his brother was here blah blah. But Freddie and Leo consistently do not get to make any memories together during special times such as this Christmas family day out because Freddie is 'at his dads'.

There's only 2 options here both as bad as each other. Either they haven't even bothered to ask if they could take Freddie knowing it would be a lovely experience for brothers to experience together, (given there is no love like a brothers love 👀) or they have asked him and Freddie has said no choosing to rather spend time with his dad, step mum and youngest brother over a trip to legoland with the family he supposedly lives with.
 
oh here we go, another post about baby boy Leo zzzzzzz. It’s bed hair because it needs cutting you absolute head. Looks the same all day as when he wakes up! going on about how caring and loving he is! I think someone’s been reading up here about how terrible his kids behaviour was with the advent calendar.

The orbs will be a bit dust floating around. I see some on our baby monitor sometimes. I don’t believe it’s my dead relatives stalking my child. I love that the orbs of his brother and dad follow him everywhere he goes. Didn’t know ghosts could travel to Legoland and back to Colchester. To say he got on Help my house is haunted, we don’t hear much about the presence of his dad and brother in the house.

Cba with them. Have fun playing an elf fakey, it’s so obvious he thinks his work opportunities are beneath him. He’s luck he gets anything.
 
Barbie2020 said:
oh here we go, another post about baby boy Leo zzzzzzz. It’s bed hair because it needs cutting you absolute head. Looks the same all day as when he wakes up! going on about how caring and loving he is! I think someone’s been reading up here about how terrible his kids behaviour was with the advent calendar.

The orbs will be a bit dust floating around. I see some on our baby monitor sometimes. I don’t believe it’s my dead relatives stalking my child. I love that the orbs of his brother and dad follow him everywhere he goes. Didn’t know ghosts could travel to Legoland and back to Colchester. To say he got on Help my house is haunted, we don’t hear much about the presence of his dad and brother in the house.

Cba with them. Have fun playing an elf fakey, it’s so obvious he thinks his work opportunities are beneath him. He’s luck he gets anything.
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There ain’t no way he’s keeping the new kid offline when he gets here. It would be a physical impossibility for him to do it. What other content has he got barring his kids? Oh and dead relatives but I think even he has realised, that they don’t get the engagement they once did because people are sick of him posting the same thing. Saying that once he’s actually working, then dad and brother will resurface again, cos he’ll be feeling sorry for himself that he’s performing in a hall in Colchester and not on the west end stage 😂
 
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