Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

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Justdee said:
Haircut last thing at night saved his bacon...
Possible 5 minutes on tv coming up ?
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Haircut??? More like his synthetic syrup got melted in the sun. bleeping mincing, fake goblin!
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Turtledove58 said:
There are times you look a twit and THEN, you look even more of a desperate twit! A five minute Segway on Lorraine coming up Tomorrow morning 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Christ he makes me ill.


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VC10 said:
Unsellable heap 😆😆😆😆 they will still be sitting on it next year 😆😆
Who would want to buy that after what's been done to the innards? It'll cost £60,000 to put it all back proper, box the stairs back in etc , decorate.....
Also- WHATS been given permission to be built adjacent to it ? 😃
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Absolutely this! Totally overpriced and probably new builds going up on that land. FFS, it's near Scunny isn't it? Cheap as chips around there!
 
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How long before he starts talking about the jungle and trying desperately to get on morning TV to talk about it, like he does every year 😴 Could work to his advantage Sam being in Australia cos if Sam had been about, he wouldn’t have had a chance. Imagine being that desperate to get 2 mins on TV, you’ll talk about a show you were on 10 years ago and you didn’t even win it 😂 I can understand people who have been on this type of show in the last couple of years being asked on to discuss it, but anyone who was on a show in 2014 and still trying to make themselves relevant from it, are basically admitting they’re got nothing else on in life. It also shows the majority of ex contestants have moved on and have better things to do career wise, than discuss a reality show they were on years ago.
 
So Freddie bk at school and she likes him getting bk to school.. cuz of routine.. she hardly haves him and was away with him for half term fgs .. no hardship there for half term.,she’s a piece of work.. needs to be cleaning that shitehole of her house not going for a massage… poor love🙄
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Flappys just said he’s shooting something with Leo today and they’ve been up since 4am. Hope he gives him hell and totally shows him up for the incompetent father he is 😂 If they didn’t have those kids to use, how would they make any money 😡
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Can you imagine the tantrums, absolute meltdowns, exhaustion, hanger all combined - And then Spud acting the same 🤣🤣
Thoughts and Prayers for the crew today
 
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PrincessJeanie said:
Family holiday and this is his main picture on the grid, whilst you have to scroll to see the family ones 🤮 says it all really.
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His body defo doesn’t look anything like this. He can be done with the trade description act. Why filter to this extent? A little tweak is ok but not filtering yourself to look like a totally different person. We have seen his real lardy body.
 
They are in a cinema - Spud looking like an orphan
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Turmeric123 said:
Can you imagine the tantrums, absolute meltdowns, exhaustion, hanger all combined - And then Spud acting thr same 🤣🤣
Thoughts and Prayers for the crew today
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Fancy arranging something like that the day after getting back, knowing Spuds sleep pattern will be worse than usual 🤦🏻‍♀️ Notice he goes and gets a haircut for it, when it’s his child that’s the one in desperate need of one. Selfish bleep 🤬
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Turmeric123 said:
They are in a cinema - Spud looking like an orphan
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Fakeys breathing in this story 🙄 and he’s meant to be fit? Making out it’s something big and he’s probably just dragged Spud along to an ITV win gig 😂
 
mollyann said:
The state of Leo in his ugly baggy arse jogging outfit😡She’s back to pampering herself as she works so hard and deserves a treat👀😳.How they think it’s acceptable for Leo to look like such a scruff is cruel in my eyes😡
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It’s one thing about them that has always really shocked me. Surely they realise what their kids appearances are like, is a total reflection on them. They both think of themselves as fashionistas 🙄 so you’d expect their kids to be dressed head to toe in nice, well fitting fashionable clothes. Instead both Fred and Leo, especially Leo, always look like they’ve been dressed from a jumble sale 🙁 I bet it would have been different if she’d had a girl though.
 
That kids feral and the funny thing is fakes on his own with him alough you know it's everybody else that will be running around after him.
And why wouldn't you dress him in something nice to be on tv its like showing thousands of people how incapable you are.

Hopefully it's someone's plan,his pissed of 1 director to many so it's been decided to show hom up for what he really is
Just showing that clip In the cinema shows how unprofessional he is
But he has to gloat and what ever it is they both think its something quite good as she never normally mentions him filming.though she's proberly seething because she's not included hence another massage
 
Philimena cunk said:
Things are bad when you're taking the kids to work for you.
Heading down the Instagram family tit???
Inghams?
Sullivans??
Saccone Joly's???? - these two are the Poundland version of these two, Jake's creepy and flaps is self obsessed.

Tell us your career is swirling around the shitter...
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They’ve been trying the family narrative for years and like his career, it’s gone nowhere 😂 I bet Flappys gutted she’s not included today 😂 shows how little ‘work’ he gets, the fact he has to announce online every time he’s got something on. It will be something minor as usual. Let’s not forget the huge song and dance he made about having cameras in his house a few weeks ago, as if they were filming something huge and it was for an ad for EDF energy 😂. Oh and the filming on the hobbit landing that was for ‘ads’, sorry I mean aff links, for RI and Next and we know how that turned out 🤭
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Talking of the EDF energy ad, Off Limits have finally got round to sharing it on their grid, 2 weeks later than Fakey posted it 🙄 still no mention on their grid of his Next and RI ‘ads’ though 🤭 3..2..1..
 
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Also we’ll have this to laugh at soon. Not been released yet but the hashtags on the post make it quite obvious what’s been spoken about 🙄 just surprised #grief #deaddad #brother #cancer #anxiety #mental health #TVpresenter #trolls, haven’t made it on the post, cos I guarantee he’ll be speaking about all of them as well 🙄
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
Also we’ll have this to laugh at soon. Not been released yet but the hashtags on the post make it quite obvious what’s been spoken about 🙄 just surprised #grief #deaddad #brother #cancer #anxiety #mental health #TVpresenter #trolls, haven’t made it on the post, cos I guarantee he’ll be speaking about all of them as well 🙄
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Fucks sake. He's throwing tit at the walls hoping something will stick.
Is that where he took the grey goblin????
 
Christ, she looks like a sack of tit. I reckon these massages are free as this is literally an undeclared ad for the company.



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Really scraping the barrel with this.

 
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