Jake Quickenden #114 Quickenden Family to be 4 Teeth, Tits, Spud & Chips

Will he succeed in the kayaking fundraiser next year?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 1.6%

  • No

    Votes: 25 20.3%

  • He'll pull a sickie

    Votes: 70 56.9%

  • Hopefully drown!

    Votes: 26 21.1%
  • Total voters
    123
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Cleopops said:
Yes, I've just seen it, omg we say this every fucking time, just when you think he cannot get any more cringe/desperate/inappropriate/bitter/vile he always tops it.
He barges in on Vogue telling Nikita and his partner from strictly not to do an interview with her because she just takes the mick out of people with earrings. Honestly he looks like an absolute total tool-its one of the worst things I've ever seen of him 🤢
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What an arrogant cunt. She should have booted him in the dick.
Spencer won't face time him anymore, disrespectful cunt
 
Mark81 said:
Why didn't he get a jacket that fits? It's riding up and straining across his gut. Also the cut makes him look very pear shaped. The shoes don't really go either with such a smart look on top.

It comes across as trying way too hard, and also failing at the same time.

He also has a pea head.

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Seat filler. That's what he's reduced to. People avoiding him like the fucking plague.
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Fat juiced up waste of space. Dressed like a pub doorman, should have been forgotten about years ago .
 
Aren't trousers part of a suit then? Let’s be honest, no one is asking where he got it from 🤥
Definitely sitting with a bunch of nobodies then 😂
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
When you post your insta content on TT as well and after 13 hours, you’ve only got 1 like and 1 comment, both from your husband, I think it’s time to rethink why you’re bothering for. I’d be mortified if I was her with the lack of interest in anything she posts on TT.
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22 people have seen her post and that’s it! She has over 6k followers. I have 100 and sometimes have a couple of thousand views! She will be deleting that post soon.
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Luvabitagoss said:
Omg did anyone see the clip on lorraine? He took the mic off vogue williams. Said he was better at the job and that she just makes fun of men wearing earrings
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Any video for the blocked?
 
Off Limits are definitely trying to get him seen. Looks like not even half a dozen of their client list went last night, so that makes sense how he blagged an invite again. They’re obviously the ones that filmed him last night, but not sure how his behaviour on the red carpet helps them get any serious interest in him? As I’ve said before, they’re not the most professional agency out there. The ad he posted with him & Flappy making the wraps, OL only put it on their grid yesterday, 3 weeks after Fakey himself posted it.
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
How long before he does a grid post of him on the red carpet and says what a humbling experience etc… it is 🙄
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We got a reel Jeanie🤣🤣🤣 honestly so fucking transparent isn't he🙄🙄🙄
Reckons he's overwhelmed cos he's got to clean, aye Fakey if you say so😬😬😬
If you're taking your car for a clean, we want to see it please. It's not been seen since dootmatt's visit🤪🤪🤪
 
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allenby48 said:
Think he was on Inter talent table as Natalie Anderson also n there books
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The others on that table ie the one from MAFS etc… aren’t with Intertalent. I reckon it was a table that one of the pr agencies had maybe. Like him going to the NTAs with Fake Bake? Maura Higgins, Amber Gill, Kelly Brook, Shirley Ballas etc…. are all with Intertalent and he wasn't sat with any of them.
 
Thanks as always @PrideofBritain making out like he got a special V.I.P invitation when he was on a table of unknowns right at the back by the exits probably as i have said before that room sould be filled with the friends and family of the very worthy winners not a bunch of z list plebs
 
Jakes earrings are not en'vogue
Barbie2020 said:
Omg mortifying! That Sam and Nikita look completely awkward, wtf is he doing? Like a little kid.

people in his comments telling him what a good person he is for acknowledging the cadets and that it will make their day 🙈 I’d be so embarrassed if I was him.
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His literally tried to turn the pob into the fake show homing in on spencers wife then acting like that,I doubt she found it as.funny as she pretended

Jakes earrings are definitely not en'vogue
 
He looks fucking embarrassing. Maniacal. He LIVES for 30 seconds of media shite, doesn't he?
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Turmeric123 said:
He posted a stroy of him out of breath walking for the tube so he could get the last train home - proper superstar 🤣
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He goes to the gym - supposedly- constantly.... how the hell is he out of breath walking to a Tube Station ?
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Turmeric123 said:
Flaps showing off her pregnancy "glow"
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Fucking hell. 😆😆😆
 
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