Jake Quickenden #114 Quickenden Family to be 4 Teeth, Tits, Spud & Chips

Will he succeed in the kayaking fundraiser next year?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 1.6%

  • No

    Votes: 25 20.3%

  • He'll pull a sickie

    Votes: 70 56.9%

  • Hopefully drown!

    Votes: 26 21.1%
  • Total voters
    123
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Just listened again. He really does!

"There's a sloff (*sloth) there on the shide (*side).

We still haven't seen his VW boy racer car have we? Not seen that in ages now.
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Yes, not seen the car since Zelda dropped out that Matt was at Fakey's, why else would he be there. I don't think he likes Fakey either🤣🤣🤣
Now Beaky, run along and show us your car if you still have it🤭🤭🤭
 
Doesn't matter how much you beg Leo he has to go.to the gym because it's nearly bedtime and he is never doing that no decent father would be going to the gym at this time he has all day every day it's not like he works and since he showed himself walking home from nursery with Leo i am convinced Matt took it back because he's been done for drink driving remember when he drove all the way to Zelda's and as soon as he got out of the car it was obvious he was drunk
 
My husband v turkey teef. Babe, I’m going to the gym. Me ok! Turkey teef filming himself and gormless Gail. Gail has been briefed to say no dadd, how PATHETIC!
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Oh fuck the fuck off! A three year son isn’t your best mate! He’s your son and start being a decent parent, because right now, you’re a fucking useless one
 

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When all else fails use your brother, your dad and your son vile piece of shit rinsing his relatives and his son for insta likes next up kissing the bump with that whole spiel for a third time about he's scared he might not have enough love for 3 but he will try his best to be a great dad so all his huns go oh you're already an amazing dad blah blah blah as for your only mate being your son you might want to ask.yourself why that is you sad nasty unlikeable prick of a man
 
They must be living on gifted scrounged food & pot noodles.
I wonder if he HAS been nicked for drink-driving?..........
That RR will be a money-pit of MOT problems and unreliability. Our neighbour has one ,didn't use it for 7 months then found the gearbox had failed when they jump started it to take it for its MOT. It's been on Ebay 3x and now it's certificate has expired. They can't get it off the driveway for peanuts!
 
We all knew when everything else fails the dead come out to play😳😳So fucking predicable and tedious he actually makes me skin crawl.His mother hiding for some reason and why not go to the nail salon instead of doing yourself.Not as if she works and like her son just sits about all day doing weather forecasts and soap updates 🥱
 
So he’s now sharing that video on insta after putting it on TT earlier. Of course on insta though he’s brought the dad and brother into play cos he’s got a bigger audience on there 🤢 and no it’s not a funny dance and it’s not a serious caption. It’s a pathetic dance and a woe is me grief thieving caption as per usual. Fuck me he really is one tedious cunt.
 

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CrazyBaldhead said:
How staged is this? Fucking pathetic. 🙄

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He's not your 'best mate' he's your son and you're the parent. Start acting like one. He's doing a Chazza Dawson calling her ferals besties. Makes me sick.

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How sad is it that Leo now stares straight into arseholes phone like it’s a normal thing to do😡That child is a spoilt brat and the reason he’s so delayed is because of his useless self centred pigs he has for parents.
 
Maybe the kid fancied a change and wanted father of the year to put him to bed 😂
Leo doesn't even look at his dad in the evening once just at the screen as a parent how can that not make you realise your getting it wrong
All day that useless man's had to go to the gym or he could of waited and gone when the kids in bed.
But there's probably some twinkle that goes to the about 6 that he needs to go watch thrusting in tight lycia 🥒🎯
 
PrincessJeanie said:
So he’s now sharing that video on insta after putting it on TT earlier. Of course on insta though he’s brought the dad and brother into play cos he’s got a bigger audience on there 🤢 and no it’s not a funny dance and it’s not a serious caption. It’s a pathetic dance and a woe is me grief thieving caption as per usual. Fuck me he really is one tedious cunt.
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The caption should be
‘I’m pushing 40 and I have no mates’
 
Turtledove58 said:
How long before he’s going to be “singing” Liam Payne’s songs as a tribute. Just saying!
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No way will he not try and get some engagement from it 🤢 Tom Parker and The Queen passing and Johnny Depps court case automatically spring to mind 😡 the likes of Chris Hughes and Kieran Hayler have both done stories on it already 🤢. I bet the only reason he hasn’t was cos he was already in bed when the news broke.
 
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