Jake Quickenden #114 Quickenden Family to be 4 Teeth, Tits, Spud & Chips

Will he succeed in the kayaking fundraiser next year?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 1.6%

  • No

    Votes: 25 20.3%

  • He'll pull a sickie

    Votes: 70 56.9%

  • Hopefully drown!

    Votes: 26 21.1%
  • Total voters
    123
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Honestly, how long has he been dining out on this for? It’s very sad both his dad and brother died, but it was 15 and 12 years ago, respectively. We’ve all lost people we’re close to and learn to live with it. He just monetises them every moment he can and it’s disgraceful.

Look at scruffy he was at the Just Giving Awards. The outfit doesn’t go, the tie is crooked and his pinky toes are hanging over the edge of those shoes by the looks of it!

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CrazyBaldhead said:
A huge congratulations to our @trine for our new thread title! 🥰

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Not much to really recap as these two are falling down the hole of actual 'irrelevance' more and more each boring day of theirs. 😴😴😴

Flapz is boring us with her non-bump and looking like she's just been dug up, Spud is still gormless, Freddie seems to escape most of the time and RatBoy is clutching at straws desperately! Unfortunately for him, tis the season of Strictly Come Dancing which is rubbing salt into those massive wounds of his ego! 😂

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A few tit-bits of work here and there for RatBoy but he is obsessed with kayaking now for a charity fundraiser next year starting at Brokeback Mountain River in Canada! 😂 Will he succeed in this project or will he go up Shit Creek without a paddle? 😂😂

Anyway, here's yet another clip we have of him absolutely pissed out of his head and he can't even speak properly. Flapz has her legs wide open on the sofa and looks like she's had a few too. Colchester skanks. 🤬

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Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

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Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

A huge congratulations to @PryingPenny for the original quote and our @ChastityDingle for bringing it to the Fakeys' attention. Well done you two. You get a free syrup each from Fakey and some Estrid Razors and Red Bull cans from Flapz. 🥰 After fucking off to Ibiza without Fred on yet...
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😆😆..Absolutely love this thread title! Did anyone else vote for drowning? 😅🤪
 
She’s not only posting inane drivel on insta every single day, she’s now doing it on TT as well 🙄 Seriously they must spend all day looking and working out what ‘content’ to use that they can bore us with.
 

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He obviously spent the whole time at the just giving awards talking to journalists 🙄 New magazine have published an interview with him now. It’s behind a paywall and I refuse to spend a penny towards anything with him in, but the parts I can see are the normal BS. Apparently he was building a ‘giant’ dolls house for Leo before he left for the awards and he loves special moments like that. How he loves doing charity work. Family is his top priority. He’s a natural dad. How becoming a dad has changed him for the better. Brings up about Leo being trolled when he was born 😴 and also says they might have one more baby after this one 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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He obviously spent the whole time at the just giving awards talking to journalists 🙄 New magazine have published an interview with him now. It’s behind a paywall and I refuse to spend a penny towards anything with him in, but the parts I can see are the normal BS. Apparently he was building a ‘giant’ dolls house for Leo before he left for the awards and he loves special moments like that. How he loves doing charity work. Family is his top priority. He’s a natural dad. How becoming a dad has changed him for the better. Brings up about Leo being trolled when he was born 😴 and also says they might have one more baby after this one 🤦🏻‍♀️
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The usual bollocks then.
He doesn't know truth from all the lies he spews anymore.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
He obviously spent the whole time at the just giving awards talking to journalists 🙄 New magazine have published an interview with him now. It’s behind a paywall and I refuse to spend a penny towards anything with him in, but the parts I can see are the normal BS. Apparently he was building a ‘giant’ dolls house for Leo before he left for the awards and he loves special moments like that. How he loves doing charity work. Family is his top priority. He’s a natural dad. How becoming a dad has changed him for the better. Brings up about Leo being trolled when he was born 😴 and also says they might have one more baby after this one 🤦🏻‍♀️
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I assume we will have a gifted dollhouse post coming up soon then? Didn’t the lady who saw him at Smyths say he had a gabbys Dollshouse when she saw him?

The state of that outfit at the Just Giving awards. Shouldn’t be given work just on how he dresses, never mind his dire “presenting” skills.
 
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I assume we will have a gifted dollhouse post coming up soon then? Didn’t the lady who saw him at Smyths say he had a gabbys Dollshouse when she saw him?

The state of that outfit at the Just Giving awards. Shouldn’t be given work just on how he dresses, never mind his dire “presenting” skills.
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I’m pretty sure he showed Leo playing with it the day after he did the ad for the hot wheels toy.
As for the outfit. If his tie isn’t a fake, that’s worth more than the whole outfit together. What a fucking mess 🤢
 
Jake's classy appearance at Just Giving.....
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trine said:
That kid is so unfortunate looking 👀
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His entire family are. Quickenden genes are well fucking dodgy...
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VC10 said:
He's the biggest grief-cunt out there. He will drag up ANY old shit to play the poor hard-done by .

Yawn.

It was fucking DONKEY'S YEARS AGO. No cunts interested, jake.

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He's like the fucking royal grief thief, hazmat. The only person to have lost a parent.
They both need to grow up and fuck off.
 
Hey all, been away this weekend, had a lovely time🥰
I wish Flaps would just have the baby now, I can't take anymore bump reels or posts ffs😭😭😭
As for Fakey and his Kayak 😴😴😴 he's had all week to do that and he chooses the weekend, Flaps will be solo parenting a lot, serves her right for having another one with gay old beaky🤣🤣🤣
 
Why did they have to go all the way to the Lake District? Oh yeah so he could have an overnight away from his family also i think he is lying about not being able to go in a straight line surely the other bloke would show him how it's done reckon he is just shit and that's why he keeps falling in
 
Robin71 said:
Why did they have to go all the way to the Lake District? Oh yeah so he could have an overnight away from his family also i think he is lying about not being able to go in a straight line surely the other bloke would show him how it's done reckon he is just shit and that's why he keeps falling in
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I think the bloke he’s doing it with comes from that area. I just can’t believe he fucked off for the weekend again. Maybe he’s too busy working this week to get away during the week 🙄😂 Inside Soap Awards tonight and he was in Hollyoaks 4 years ago for 5 mins so I’m sure he’ll be going to that 😉
 
redball00n said:
She is so desperate for engagement, she’s actually worse than him at the moment! It’s her third baby ffs, obviously her bump is bigger than when pregnant with Leo. Plus didn’t Leo have growth issues?! She’s such a boring cow.
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Totally agree 😊 I think she’s panicking cos the baby/pregnancy freebies obviously haven't started rolling in like she was expecting them to. The whole commenting on her own posts, replying to everybody who comments, buying likes and followers, is all being done to make her look more popular than she really is. The thing is she’s so fucking stupid, she doesn’t realise, that if we can see what she’s doing, so will any brand looking to use or send her free stuff 🤦🏻‍♀️
Let’s be honest, anything she does get free, she would have grifted for it. No way is she popular/well known enough for these companies to just send her stuff off their own back.
 
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