Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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So hands on father of the year, has literally spent since 6am (maybe earlier) going through all his comments on Insta and TT and replying to them. The ones from TT ⬇️
I’ve noticed on both insta and TT the amount of compliments Davina is getting and he’s not liked, agreed or commented on one of them. He’s obviously bitter he didn’t get the Mum & Dad gig on Lorraine with her, like he did last year 😂. Barring ITV win, it’s strange how he gets so few repeat jobs. I wonder why that is 🙄😂
 

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It was an appalling outfit he wore literally from head to toe. His own wife must have seen & commented before he exited the front door, how could she not if she claims she's a fashionista. An ill fitting jacket far too short. A revolting see thru blouse highly inappropriate for such a do. The trousers flapping at half mast over ugly Herman Munster boots. Scribbled nonsensical tats on his arms & chest on display. Chewing gum on the red carpet. Trying to look as if he fits in, meant to be there, has a purpose, when he didn't. The only reason he didn't make the Mail's worst dressed of the night was because he's a nobody & didn't feature or get papped enough to stir any interest either positive or negative. Game over boi.
 
The only amazing thing about flap's pregnancy is she actually allowed herself to get knocked up.
I'd have tasered the bleep if he got within 6ft of me....
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Here's a question...
Why the duck did you bother considering the only time you crack a smile on that sour face of yours is when you're on a bleeping plane pissing off on another grifted holiday away from your kids ...

I’d have tasered the bleep had me almost choke on me cuppa tea 😜
 
So his playing football and she's still busy being pregnant
probably writing questions to herself
Cracking weekend for the kids again

Gameof bingo for the amount if links she'll be able to fit im saying 6

Wonder if there will be any about redbull, the amount of flying she does,dune buggy rides or surgery's when pregnant
 
Why does it always sound like he’s trying to be humble but actually bragging at the same time? Again why’s he surprised. They’ve supposedly got over 1.6 million followers between the three of them 🤷🏻‍♀️ Talking about views, maybe he should ask Sam T the average views his reels get 😉😂
 

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Why does it always sound like he’s trying to be humble but actually bragging at the same time? Again why’s he surprised. They’ve supposedly got over 1.6 million followers between the three of them 🤷🏻‍♀️ Talking about views, maybe he should ask Sam T the average views his reels get 😉😂
He will never get over the fact that he got to attempt to dance alongside Vito. 🤣 It will be churned out as often as the stories of the dead.
 
He will never get over the fact that he got to attempt to dance alongside Vito. 🤣 It will be churned out as often as the stories of the dead.
Wonder if he’ll mention SCD starting tonight. I doubt it. That’s definitely one gig he’s bitter about not getting 😂 Especially cos he’s done countless interviews saying the only reason he’s never been asked is because he did DOI and now they’ve gone and used Shayne Ward 🤭
 
Just seen he’s turned the likes back on, on his NTA reel 😂 Obviously wanted to make sure he had enough before making them visible. Sad bleep. Thing is 10,200 likes when you’ve supposedly got 1.035 million followers is still absolute crap 🤷🏻‍♀️ He’s only got as many comments as he has cos he’s done Flappys trick and replied to nearly everyone 🙄😂 In fact he’s still replying now. Funny how he’s not taken offence to Debbie though 😂
 

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