Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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Justdee said:
I think he often has no top on because simply his ran out,he only seems to have about 6 or 7 tops 3 pairs of bottoms and it's obvious he sweats like a pig. I wouldnt want his stuff in the machine with mine would you ? So theory is he saves it up and does a wash once a week the clothes probably walk themselves to the machine

There's no excuse to eat half undressed unless your in a hospital bed.

Just realised we ve got all the skin to skin pictures to come yet
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That's disgusting, I've seen Baboons at the Zoo sit down and eat with more decorum the bloody Minger. Swear he's on the roids even looks like he's getting roid tits. Flapz herself said on a reel the other day he was 'absolutely drenched' at the Gym, standing in a puddle of sweat etc, he defo sweats profusely and wayyy more than what's considered the 'norm'. Mind you what's considered the 'norm' about this Crank anyway! 🤷🏼‍♀️
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mollyann said:
Why are her lips like sausages🤣She really is the most unhealthy looking pregnant woman I have ever seen lol.I can’t listen to her fake arse voice and yet again buying herself more clothes😳Butlins tonight for banana man 🤣What a absolute tosser he is with his pathetic posts with her.View attachment 3192099 q
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That filler in her lips is tit, done by someone right cheap and cheerful, the fillers not even been distributed to give them a subtle pout, she looks like she's just had an allergic reaction to a fecking Bee!!.
 
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I’m assuming he’s trying to make out his work last night was something more prestigious than Butlins. He’s happily shared Sam’s story where she’s complimented him 🤢 but as of yet, hasn’t shared the one of him singing and I’m assuming that’s because he doesn’t want people to know he was called in last minute to ‘sing’ at a holiday camp.
Sam Bailey actually won the X Factor, plus has done shows in the West End but still happily promotes when she’s doing these type of gigs. Then there’s him, that failed at the X Factor twice and barring DOI, hasn’t won any of the many reality shows he’s been on but is so deluded and full of his own self importance, he actually believes that places like Butlins are beneath him. It really is about time he updated his Insta Bio and Spotlight CV because everybody that reads them, knows they are a crock of tit. Now I’ll wait and see if he shares his ‘work’ from last night, just to prove me wrong 😂
Also does he think cos an X factor winner from years ago, has said he’s an absolute beaut and a pleasure to work with, it’s going to make anyone that sees it want to employ him 🙄 Again, him sharing it shows him for what he is. If he wasn’t such an egotistical prick, he would have shared it and at the same time complimented her back but no as always it’s got to be about him and him alone and that’s just another of the many reasons why he’ll never get decent work in the industry 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
Thought I’d have a look and see if I could find any videos of him performing last night 😂 I haven’t as yet but instead have discovered that the podcast he did in the week, was for Laura Hamilton’s ‘flyhighclub’. Bingo on him bringing up his dad, brother, Leo, new baby, working in the TV industry etc…
The comments on the TT she posted of them ‘singing’ 😂
Also look who her first ever guest was 😂😂😂
 

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Justdee said:
Ordering all those dresses with no intention of keeping them all is the reason some stores are now charging for returns she'll send all of them back once she tried them on and done her reel
And I've never noticed before but all those dresses made her legs look short and again makes.me think she's further along then what they're saying 🤔
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It’s new underwear she needs- a new fitted bra to hoist her boobs up.. resting on her bump!
 
Fred wanted to come on to talk about a water bottle for her latest ‘ad’. Yes course he did 🙄 and then getting him to say about the link to purchase at the end 🤦🏻‍♀️ what a fantastic mother she is, using her 10 year old on her social media platform like that 🤬 as for the multiple dress links. Again not ads, they’re aff links and bleeping hell, she looks dreadful. Pregnancy is definitely not doing her favours at all 🤢
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Thought I’d have a look and see if I could find any videos of him performing last night 😂 I haven’t as yet but instead have discovered that the podcast he did in the week, was for Laura Hamilton’s ‘flyhighclub’. Bingo on him bringing up his dad, brother, Leo, new baby, working in the TV industry etc…
The comments on the TT she posted of them ‘singing’ 😂
Also look who her first ever guest was 😂😂😂
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You wouldn't even know that last picture was him.. thats weights going on to fast.
Do roids make you sweat
 
I wonder if when she sees Jac Jossas ad for those water bottles and compares it to her own, if she’ll want to re record hers 😂 Put it this way, you can see who knows what they’re doing and who doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️ The difference between them is huge.
I don’t agree with people using their kids for ads but because both JJs daughters attend drama school, it’s quite clear they’re happy being in front of the camera, whereas poor Freddie just looks plain uncomfortable and Leo is just away with the fairies. Plus from following Jac, I can guarantee any money she makes when the kids are involved, goes on her kids. We all know the same can’t be said for F&F.
 
What the hell was he singing last night? It was so flat and out of tune i couldn't make it out plus he's got no stage presence at all stood there with his pointy finger in the air and who the hell puts on smart black trousers then teams it with a vest, trainers and an open shirt? He's got no style at all and back at it with spud talk me through the fit what's this gilet saying hopefully it's saying duck off you bellend
 
I’m currently waddling around like a moose with swollen ankles so I’m hardly looking my best but she looks like absolute dog tit 🤣 Her nose is absolutely awful side on, she actually looks like the Child Catcher and her skin is terrible. She really just needs to stick to a simple cleansing and moisturising routine - I kept having break outs until around 27 weeks but didn’t look anywhere near as bad as hers. Hers is purely from using too many harsh products and never being consistant with what she uses - she has stripped her skin, you can tell by the texture of her face.
 
redball00n said:
I’m currently waddling around like a moose with swollen ankles so I’m hardly looking my best but she looks like absolute dog tit 🤣 Her nose is absolutely awful side on, she actually looks like the Child Catcher and her skin is terrible. She really just needs to stick to a simple cleansing and moisturising routine - I kept having break outs until around 27 weeks but didn’t look anywhere near as bad as hers. Hers is purely from using too many harsh products and never being consistant with what she uses - she has stripped her skin, you can tell by the texture of her face.
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She looks like she's got bubonic plague.
Hardly glowing, is she. Like you said, far too much shite used on her face. And expensive shite treatments that's made it worse.
 
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