Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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Oh dear. 12 hours up, posted at peak time and shared on post their grids and not even 4,000 likes between them 😂😂😂 how long before he reshares that again this morning 🙄 At least he’s got Butlins to look forward to tonight 🤭
 

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Is this all they do, record & upload staged, unfunny, uninteresting videos, day in day out ?!
What is their actual purpose in life? How are they setting any kind of example to their kids.
What a complete mind numbing, shameful existence they lead.
it’s bizarre that this type of behaviour is normalised in the social media world !
 
I think he often has no top on because simply his ran out,he only seems to have about 6 or 7 tops 3 pairs of bottoms and it's obvious he sweats like a pig. I wouldnt want his stuff in the machine with mine would you ? So theory is he saves it up and does a wash once a week the clothes probably walk themselves to the machine

There's no excuse to eat half undressed unless your in a hospital bed.

Just realised we ve got all the skin to skin pictures to come yet
 
Her stories this morning 🤦🏻‍♀️ so they’re going away again next month. Adult only or family? Maybe baby moon? He started following Virgin Atlantic yesterday so wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a long haul adult only. Never known a pregnant person want to fly so much.
Well it might not be the jeans reel but we’ve got her trying on dresses, showing off her bump to look forward to instead 🙄 and she’s shared that reel again before he has
 

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Just watched her stories open mouthed that the Gremlin woke up at 4am for milk and cereals wtf🤯🤯🤯
As for her dropping out they're going away again in October🤬🤬🤬
I know. Why the duck are they letting him do that at 4am 🤯 We all knew they’d be at least one more holiday before baby comes. If it’s not the ‘baby moon’ next month, they’ll definitely be another one as well. Suppose it depends on them getting a babysitter for Leo. I do wonder if she’d been having a girl, if she’d have been going on so many flights though 🤔
Oh and she’s treated herself to a pair of Uggs, when her kids look like they’ve been dressed from a jumble sale 95% of the time 😡
 
I know. Why the duck are they letting him do that at 4am 🤯 We all knew they’d be at least one more holiday before baby comes. If it’s not the ‘baby moon’ next month, they’ll definitely be another one as well. Suppose it depends on them getting a babysitter for Leo. I do wonder if she’d been having a girl, if she’d have been going on so many flights though 🤔
Oh and she’s treated herself to a pair of Uggs, when her kids look like they’ve been dressed from a jumble sale 95% of the time 😡
Just shows how stupid she is Jeanie, in a few months she'll have a newborn and a nearly 4yr old waking up for food in the night, surely feed him properly in the daytime🙃🙃🙃
Well I suppose Zelda might look after him it's been a while since she has, I'd laugh if she said duck off though he's a brat🤣🤣🤣
We know that no one else will have him for an extended time. He will be starting school next September, the mind boggles, they really are failing that boy☹️☹️☹️
 
Just shows how stupid she is Jeanie, in a few months she'll have a newborn and a nearly 4yr old waking up for food in the night, surely feed him properly in the daytime🙃🙃🙃
Well I suppose Zelda might look after him it's been a while since she has, I'd laugh if she said duck off though he's a brat🤣🤣🤣
We know that no one else will have him for an extended time. He will be starting school next September, the mind boggles, they really are failing that boy☹️☹️☹️
He’s clearly got no proper work lined up either next month for him to be going off again. I don’t know how any person but especially one who is a parent, can blatantly put their own needs/wants before their kids all the time. The money that’s been spent on holidays/trips this year is outrageous. I know she’s supposedly got some ‘gifted’ but they’ve still had to pay for their own travel, airport parking and other expenses. Poor Leo only went back to nursery once they got it free but she’s been on 8 holidays abroad (so far) this year. She might be getting discounts cos of her ‘travel’ business but I’d be embarrassed going on holiday every month, bragging/documenting it all on the gram, whilst my house and my kids looked such a state 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
He’s clearly got no proper work lined up either next month for him to be going off again. I don’t know how any person but especially one who is a parent, can blatantly put their own needs/wants before their kids all the time. The money that’s been spent on holidays/trips this year is outrageous. I know she’s supposedly got some ‘gifted’ but they’ve still had to pay for their own travel, airport parking and other expenses. Poor Leo only went back to nursery once they got it free but she’s been on 8 holidays abroad (so far) this year. She might be getting discounts cos of her ‘travel’ business but I’d be embarrassed going on holiday every month, bragging/documenting it all on the gram, whilst my house and my kids looked such a state 🤷🏻‍♀️
Absolutely Jeanie, they are both a total bleeping disgrace, the amount of holidays as you say is outrageous.
They still haven't fixed that light in the kitchen, you could see it yesterday on Fakey's story when he claimed to be up at 6.30🤥🤥🤥 when you could see light through the blinds, it's not light at 6.30 now.
They need to get Leo into some sort of routine or he's really going to struggle with school otherwise. I've only just clocked aswell that he's doing nursery cos it's free after you just said it Jeanie. They'll be getting free hours, it starts the term after they are 3.
 
Why are her lips like sausages🤣She really is the most unhealthy looking pregnant woman I have ever seen lol.I can’t listen to her fake arse voice and yet again buying herself more clothes😳Butlins tonight for banana man 🤣What a absolute tosser he is with his pathetic posts with her.
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I am not surprised spud is up in the night hungry they give him his tea between 3.15 and 4 that's far too early they seem to be clueless when it comes to setting a decent routine for that boy and i will be waiting here with popcorn because with a newborn and a little boy they still treat like a baby it's going to be a shitshow
 
If anyone has some spare cash for arrow practice 😉 seriously though, how desperate or dysfunctional would you need to be, to purchase any of these 🙄
This one made me laugh. How very apt! 😂

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@Hayze2384 I'm so happy for you ❤ the best news, congratulations 🥳

So I'm going to share something with you all, last week I was diagnosed with breast cancer. It's early days, it's been caught early, and I'm trying to get my head around everything, waiting for my follow up scans before I know exactly what next steps are.
Please keep me in your thoughts, or prayers if that is something you do, I may need Tattles company more than ever in the next few months 🙏
So sorry to read this darling but at least they have caught it early. My mum had it three times and has been fine for over 20yrs now. I will light my candles tonight for you and you will constantly be in my prayers. Stay strong - you can beat this. God Bless. 💖 If you ever need support, the Fakey's Off-Topic thread is there. Sending all my love and healing to you. 🥰
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Oh @Cleopops i am so sorry to hear your bad news but as you can see the fakeys have assembled and we are all right behind you keep your chin up you have got this! As for that newspaper article he talks utter shite and i notice as usual it's all i, i ,i i, and i he is so self absorbed! Plus can anyone remember when he last bothered to see his mother properly? You know Mr family man that he is
Wasn't it when Flapz went to 'Benedorm' and a Fakey spotted a can of Ellnette hairspray on the table behind him? Not sure. It should be in the Wiki. I'll have a look.
 
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and he’s already sniping back at people on there this morning 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
He's such a basic witch, isn't he...
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I am not surprised spud is up in the night hungry they give him his tea between 3.15 and 4 that's far too early they seem to be clueless when it comes to setting a decent routine for that boy and i will be waiting here with popcorn because with a newborn and a little boy they still treat like a baby it's going to be a shitshow
What with all those parcels, no PA and him fucked off in his jollies. She'll have a breakdown.
 
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