Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

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Heneghs said:
All I see is Duncan frm blue 🤪
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Just seen this on Twitter after his appearance on LW yesterday 😂 Remember on Fakeys spotlight CV he’s put his ‘playing age’ is 25-38 years 🙄 Duncan is 45 now and people aren’t saying Fakey looks like a younger version of him, so what does that say 😂
 

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He is so full of tit! Firstly that reel is far too early it's September plus what the hell is he on about he loves Christmas? Every year he moans that he doesn't like it he's always working and his dad and brother aren't around anything to have some shite to post i guess! twit!
 
PrincessJeanie said:
He put this on Tiktok last night but has now deleted it and replaced it with the waxing video instead 🙄
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So he’s back to posting every day again. Looking at his new reel this morning, that’s clearly all they did all day yesterday. Make stupid reels for Instagram/TT 💤
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What’s so hilarious to him that Bluto wants a pancake (TikTok video) food is that kids life so hardly worth the fake over the top reaction
 
Nannywanny59 said:
Zelda must be going to get her teeth serviced for her hols.. her underbite needs looking at. When she talks her teeth go side to side. See she had a busy day sorting out an ottoman🤔. How the other half live ehh Fakey.. no work ethic between them. No wonder Doormat looks so thin he’s the only one who works
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I used to feel sorry for Doormatt but it’s his own fault. He needs to send her back to the Asda checkout for a few shifts. She’s just bored sat at her news desk daily😀. I don’t understand what he gets out of it, he can’t even relax in his own home as she’s always cleaning around him.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Definitely slurring. He can't even speak in that first video. When Flapz is sitting with her legs wide open on that sofa and is smiling and laughing, I'll bet my bottom dollar she's had a few drinks too. This will be on the Wiki forever and ever! 👍
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I forgot to post this yesterday. I can't remember who described him as "a haunted pencil" - I think it was @Philimena cunk - but they included it at the start of that excessive sweating video yesterday! 😂😂

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Nice to think I'm living rent free in that giant Easter island head of his ....
Sad bleep.
 
I have some news I want to share with you all my lovely Fakey's...

I am expecting! I have had my 12 week scan and all is good.... which was a relief.

This has been my 2nd round of IVF this year and we lost our little bubba in April. So I am so grateful - unlike a certain someone!!
 
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