Jake Quickenden #112 Away yet again for a few free nights, you dirty scrounging parasites 🤬

[Justdee]

Back doing ITV win today. That’s literally all he’s got and that’s only roughly every 3 months. Probably begged for it when he appeared on Lorraine a couple of weeks ago. I bet he’s well cheap to use

Bet the person who was meant to do it got invited and went to a after party and was to rough today so they just reached out to the o e person who is always available at the drop of a hat and to be fair if he had stuff planned like a scan for his unborn baby he'd ditch it anyway

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The day in the life of a ‘celeb’ couple. He’s out doing a two bit competition for morning TV, whilst she’s at home finding anything she can possibly aff link on her stories. No wonder they lead such an opulent showbizzy lifestyle. They must be raking the cash in
Oh and she’s also got the time to reply to every comment on her insta reels as well. How the other half live

 

[Keepingupappearances]

I cant cope with her cradling her bread belly. She doesnt look pregnant especially from the front!!!

 

[Philimena cunk]

He probably pays them

Bet he does it for free just to get on the telly.
Sad bleep.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Here we go. You want to see what Chazza is wearing. She looks like a 1970's frilly loo roll holder!

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When he does that talking under his breath thing, I feel like punching him in his small balls. Of course, Off Limit doesn’t always invite him, he at least admitted that under his breath.
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He’s up in the bleeping rafters I see Stacey has just won. Controversia, she do bother me because she actually works!

Fuckin hell. He might as well be sat outside the arena.
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His grimace proves he knows he is finished in the entertainment industry. Not that he was ever really in it.
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Back doing ITV win today. That’s literally all he’s got and that’s only roughly every 3 months. Probably begged for it when he appeared on Lorraine a couple of weeks ago. I bet he’s well cheap to use

How come he ain’t doing the full week?. Did someone else drop out?
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I’m cringing inside at the Loose Women photo bomb

So out of place. It was obvious they wanted a pic of just the LW. He just doesn’t take the hint.
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Bet the person who was meant to do it got invited and went to a after party and was to rough today so they just reached out to the o e person who is always available at the drop of a hat and to be fair if he had stuff planned like a scan for his unborn baby he'd ditch it anyway

You know what you are right. Andi Peters did it live yesterday. Jacob always getting the crumbs.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Sorry, just got home and need to catch up. Will make a new thread ASAP as we are running over!

 

[Barbie2020]

He’s really doing well with his presenting career. Another tiny itv comp segment, first one in months. Sad fucker thinks he’s really busy and in demand.

The camera man is looking at him the same way everyone does, like they can’t stand him.

 

[Justdee]

Anyone else think his got home and left flapz with the kids again while his asleep after all that "work"
Then he'll get up and go to the

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

New thread Fakeys! Keep on grinding!

Jake Quickenden #113 He's so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper!

A huge congratulations to @PryingPenny for the original quote and our @ChastityDingle for bringing it to the Fakeys' attention. Well done you two. You get a free syrup each from Fakey and some Estrid Razors and Red Bull cans from Flapz. 🥰 After bleeping off to Ibiza without Fred on yet...

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