Jake Quickenden #111 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No.. It's another boy!

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Bet they didn't renew their house insurance cause they thought they'd have sold the house by now and didn't bother.
Anyway, they were hardly going to put a claim in for a flood when she reckons the couch and floor would dry out. Was she going to claim for a rug and ceiling paint and put the premium up for that?
 
He must be doing something important for him not to go to Leo’s first ever dentist appointment? That would be right up there for him for insta content normally?
 

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I got told to start taking my daughter to the dentist at 6 months old and she’s been going for a 6 month check up ever since. Health visitors ask if they are registered to dentists at reviews as well so don’t really understand why she’s sharing with the world that she’s only just took him to his first appointment at 3.5 years old.
 
Those stories from Zelda are equally hilarious and tragic, like who the duck is she actually talking to (except tattle) and why does she think anyone is interested in this crap!
However like others have said, I found the Primark fear baffling and funny-she wants to come to the Primark in my town centre, she'll certainly see some sights 😂😂 but more revealing was the fact that she needs an Aircon unit in her stifling living room in the house she's trying to sell- better knock another £100k off it's clearly never going to sell
 
Cleopops said:
Those stories from Zelda are equally hilarious and tragic, like who the duck is she actually talking to (except tattle) and why does she think anyone is interested in this crap!
However like others have said, I found the Primark fear baffling and funny-she wants to come to the Primark in my town centre, she'll certainly see some sights 😂😂 but more revealing was the fact that she needs an Aircon unit in her stifling living room in the house she's trying to sell- better knock another £100k off it's clearly never going to sell
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I think her followers must be timid, frightened, introverted type people, the sort who fear but want to please her. Like they're cowering under her expletives & her anger towards 'that cow' Alexa, who gets the weather wrong. They simper nervously as she gives her mighty & biased views on Emmerdale happenings. They are far too fearful to ask her why she doesn't watch Eastenders, daren't ask why she doesn't like to see men kissing or people of colour in the community. As her large polished talons slide forever through her hair & adjust her big glasses, the followers watch in silent awe as she shows her annoyance with pursed, painted crimson lips & raised, black, brackets eyebrows. These poor, fragile followers look around their own lounges, all fully insured and feel a terrible guilt that Zelda is suffering this & not them instead. They will never, ever let on that they know where the stop cock is.
 
So shes of to daddy's, that's another reason the mh act is out to play again.
Is that why she's only staying the 1 night because the third child cant be left for to long but she has to go as they need another top up and she needs to get it before daddy watches him on mc and remembers how vile he is... I bet her dad is hiding his cheque book
 
His latest follows 🙄
The event international is invite only for a one day event in Majorca which I’ve seen Marcel is a guest at - shows the calibre of people going 🙄. Last year it was full of ex LI contestants plus his ex Danielle and her husband and sister were there.
Started grifting for the baby products by the looks of it and I’m not even going to mention Dove (he needs more than Dove with the state of his skin) and as for BMW and Club golf 😂😂😂 two things he definitely can’t afford
 

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Been watching the first couple of MCs & the first batch of contestants seem to really know their food. I'm thinking Fakey has watched these & is realizing what a complete ignorant dick he's going to look. Is he really going to cope under the intense pressure of a professional kitchen? Is he going to work well in a team? Is he going to be able to choose & stir in a complex array of ingredients & present an interesting plate? If he'd really got the bug for this surely we'd have seen him preparing & filming his fancy dishes at home because he so enjoyed cooking. We saw the world's smallest joint of meat at Christmas & then some revolting, sloppy chicken dish. What else have we seen him 'cook?' & I don't mean Hello Fresh.
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I’m doing a bingo for him doing a steak dinner as his choice. How will he cope having to wear a top the entire time? No added sweat dripping into his peppercorn sauce 🤢
 
This is what baffles me about these influencers, they’re happy to film a kid in the dentist or A&E and probably even their own prostate exam but then call anyone a troll when they point out at what point does their child get any say over this massive invasion of privacy? I certainly don’t want anyone filming me at a hygienist appointment dribbling and then putting it out there for all to see. The law really needs to change this whole sector of the unskilled z list because at what point do you draw the line of medical and emotional privacy?
 
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