Jake Quickenden #110 Another baby with the gormless Beard. Your fake announcements are just plain weird!

Is the Beard having a......

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Oh fuck off you absolute prick. Is mummy wiping your arse too?

Fucking wasteman. ✊💦



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PrincessJeanie said:
So this is his big charity idea then. Fuck off to Canada for 2 weeks and leave your wife with a 6 month old and a 4 year old by herself. Imagine the amount of time that training for something like this, will take as well. Another kid he’ll use any excuse not to parent then 🤦🏻‍♀️
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This has given me a great laugh this evening
He can't afford tyres for his car but thinks he can afford to do this 2 week race
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Flights, accommodation, food, equipment/appropriate clothing and footwear, someone to transport amd mind their belongings, the list goes on 🤣🤣🤣



Not to mention the family man who can't bear to be around his family when his new baby will be so young
 
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Turmeric123 said:
This has given me a great laugh this evening
He can't afford tyres for his car but thinks he can afford to do this 2 week race
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Flights, accommodation, food, equipment/appropriate clothing and footwear, someone to transport amd mind their belongings, the list goes on 🤣🤣🤣



Not to mention the family man who can't bear ti be around his family when his new baby will be so young
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I bet the Sarcoma charity pay it!
 
PrincessJeanie said:
What does he want? A fucking medal? Sorry still don’t believe he’s been single parenting at all. Is that his or Zelda’s hairspray on the island? We all know she does her hair and make up in the kitchen 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also just 🤮🤮🤮
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Hahaha good spot Jeanie, Elnette hairspray on the side, got to be Zelda's. No way has he been looking after Spud alone, he's never done it ever
 
So his newly pregnant wife returns from a few days away so he's made a lovely meal for the two of them and has planned a nice chilled evening with a bit of candlelight and a good movie oh wait no he's fucked off to the gym I can imagine the selfish gob on him you've just had a nice break I haven't so now it's time for me to have a break from the house
 
Made the gram cos Spud looks cute apparently. Yes cos you’ve filtered your three year old to fuck that’s why. So what’s his reason for 99% of the other crap he posts? Ever since it was mentioned he hadn’t posted him, now he’s back to using him for all his content. Don’t know what’s worse. Leo or the pregnancy shit 🙄
 

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