Jake Quickenden #110 Another baby with the gormless Beard. Your fake announcements are just plain weird!

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thanks for all your votes for my new thread title.

Brief recap.

Yes, the Beard is pregnant, Gail has proven to us even more that he is a horrid little brat and the Beard is currently in Ibeefa with her mate. No doubt Zelda is down to assist as he is incapable of doing it on his own.

So he reckons he can do an American accent? Fuck off you absolute talentless twat.

Keep on grinding Fakeys.

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Jake Quickenden #109 Up the duff with this absolute waster but it's all the work of a turkey baster 🌈

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for the new thread title She's up the duff with this absolute waster but it's all the work of a turkey baster! 🌈 Had to be edited slightly to fit Carrying on from...

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[trine]

Honestly , the amount he eye fucks himself in all his sweaty greasy glory while he reads to Monster Munch is off the scale. Over a 10 second clip he glances to the camera about 6 times!

 

[Robin71]

Abs are missing his tits are sagging and it looks like he is stacking on the pounds too much lazing around on his arse

 

[Intothedark]

What a repugnant little man. He’s looking mid-aged now. Must be quite difficult for him to score with a young bloke when he looks so old, rough and knackered.

 

[Turtledove58]

Thank you @CrazyBaldhead, sending you a virtual hug that things will smooth out soon for you xxxx

 

[officially2020]

Honestly , the amount he eye fucks himself in all his sweaty greasy glory while he reads to Monster Munch is off the scale. Over a 10 second clip he glances to the camera about 6 times!
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Those fabric sofas must stink, why does he feel the constant need to park his sweaty, bacteria ridden body all over them. Put a fucking tshirt on, no one cares !

 

[mollyann]

He’s certainly put on the pounds and why is his jaw so squareSo flaps spend 5 days eating and sunbathing for free.Zelda still hiding and poor Fred stuck with him for a couple of daysWonder how his dad feels she just takes off when ever her begging brings in free trips

 

[Turmeric123]

Masterchef insta posted a reel for the upcoming series - Fakey gets a blink and miss it shot at very end

 

[Justdee]

Masterchef insta posted a reel for the upcoming series - Fakey gets a blink and miss it shot at very end

Half a second at the end almost looks like they just had to put him in as a after thought.love it

 

[Turmeric123]

Half a second at the end almost looks like they just had to put him in as a after thought.love it

And can easily cut him out it's made my day

 

[bluecups]

State of him without filters

 

[Alison10011]

And he's already replied to the tag on the reel. Seriously desperate and needy.
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State of him without filters

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Just your average 25 year old

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Shared it on his stories already and the only contestant that’s replied on the post where they’re all tagged. That’s what comes from being unemployed I suppose. He’s got nothing else to do apart from stalk instagram. Wonder how many times he’s going to post about MC in the next couple of weeks

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Shared it on his stories already and the only contestant that’s replied on the post where they’re all tagged. That’s what comes from being unemployed I suppose. He’s got nothing else to do apart from stalk instagram. Wonder how many times he’s going to post about MC in the next couple of weeks

Does he even appear in that clip?? There's some fella with a beard but doesn't look like him.

*Edit just saw the ghastly wrinkled photo above☝

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Does he even appear in that clip?? There's some fella with a beard but doesn't look like him.

*Edit just saw the ghastly wrinkled photo above☝

He’s literally the last ‘celeb’ they show and it is a blink and you’ll miss it appearance

 

[Nixxs]

He’s literally the last ‘celeb’ they show and it is a blink and you’ll miss it appearance

Maybe because he isn't on it for long, being the first out and all that hahah

 

[PrincessJeanie]

What does he want? A fucking medal? Sorry still don’t believe he’s been single parenting at all. Is that his or Zelda’s hairspray on the island? We all know she does her hair and make up in the kitchen Also just

 

[Justdee]

Unless you actually click on it you don't see him,the ones shown though annoying areshowing some smidgen of personality he obviously couldn't manifest enough character

 

[Intothedark]

The thing is why does he need a shout out?! His mum is no doubt about, Leo might be in nursery and he doesn’t have a job. So it’s not like he’s got a stressful and busy life.

 

[mollyann]

How long can these two idiots carry on with this fake arse lifestyle.He gets a extremely small amount of work and by the looks of it nothing is saved or spend on those two boys.Think his non existent career like the fucking Dino he played at Butlins it’s going into extinction