Jake Quickenden #11 Tattle living rent free in his head whilst he’s still lying in his bed

[heartagram]

Freddie did a really good job, what a sweet boy. How many times my girls gave me a card or drew a picture, I never said: "hang on, let me get the camera out, ready, action !!" Knobhead

 

[lj1991]

Can this poor kid ever get to wake up without a bloody phone flash in his eyes. Honestly seeing his little face react to the bright flash, is so sad

 

[poptart95]

The way he looks up to check the camera bleep

I mean there’s self love and there’s Jakes self love

 

[quinzel]

Can this poor kid ever get to wake up without a bloody phone flash in his eyes. Honestly seeing his little face react to the bright flash, is so sad

Jake, if you’re reading please put some plug socket covers on those ones right beside Leo’s cot

 

[judgyjudey]

If only Fakey Jakey could take this on board instead of thinking everyone owes him

 

[PrincessJeanie]

If only Fakey Jakey could take this on board instead of thinking everyone owes him

This is so true. Someone should screenshot this and send it to him. Oh don’t need to he’ll see it on here himself when he does his hourly scroll

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

This is so true. Someone should screenshot this and send it to him. Oh don’t need to he’ll see it on here himself when he does his hourly scroll

Hourly scroll? We know it is more frequent than that

Jake, if you’re reading please put some plug socket covers on those ones right beside Leo’s cot

Why is it taking him so long to do this? So lazy.

 

[lj1991]

Jake, if you’re reading please put some plug socket covers on those ones right beside Leo’s cot

pretty sure he already had them in and then people told him to take them out so he did

 

[Anagst]

pretty sure he already had them in and then people told him to take them out so he did

It's actually safer to not have anything in the sockets as they're a fire hazard (I read up on it for when I was baby proofing) HOWEVER, you can get plug covers for both double and single plugs! Or they could just move the cot

 

[quinzel]

It's actually safer to not have anything in the sockets as they're a fire hazard (I read up on it for when I was baby proofing) HOWEVER, you can get plug covers for both double and single plugs! Or they could just move the cot View attachment 1055706 q

Thanks I did not know this!

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Jake, if you’re reading please put some plug socket covers on those ones right beside Leo’s cot

He did but the thick tw*t put the ones on what insert into the sockets which are no longer safe, they haven't been recommended for years. I used ones that covered the whole socket if I had cots etc near them cos what he doesnt relise is if he sticks a certain toy or something in the socket he's frazzled. They aren't arsed.

 

[amylto]

Why has she ruined her face

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why has she ruined her face

She definitely looks a lot older than 28. All these Essex girls that have ‘work’ done, it definitely doesn’t improve them, just ages them a lot. Will be interesting to see what her and all the others look like in 10 years time.

 

[Joon]

One word....COCK

 

[jackickisadick]

I mean he’s just an irritating bastard even to a baby.

 

[Cady1954]

Wonder if he'll wear a dangly earring and a key chain on his wedding

I mean he’s just an irritating bastard even to a baby. View attachment 1056374 q

WHAT is wrong with that child's neck? Surely his parents must realise its not right?

 

[Elle_Gee]

I never would have put her at 28. 35 or 36 maybe which is still young but she looks a lot more than her age

 

[HMC]

She definitely looks a lot older than 28. All these Essex girls that have ‘work’ done, it definitely doesn’t improve them, just ages them a lot. Will be interesting to see what her and all the others look like in 10 years time.

She’s 28 Oh my CHRIST Id have out her 8-10 years older

 

[getmeoutofhere]

He’s at his mothers house to piss her off now. I’m guessing it’s so she can babysit whilst they do valentines. Su, don’t come whinging when he’s upset you because we all backed you up when he put you in the shed and made you nearly cry taking the piss out of how you spoke to camera

 

[al255]

I mean he’s just an irritating bastard even to a baby. View attachment 1056374 q

I know it’s been said 10101 times but WTF is wrong with his head/neck?