Jake Quickenden #108 They're pretending she's up the duff but we all know he's not into the muff! 🌈

Is the Beard pregnant?

  • Not a chance in hell!

    Votes: 25 18.2%

  • Yes, because they are so happily married

    Votes: 12 8.8%

  • Definitely a turkey baster job is she is.

    Votes: 46 33.6%

  • It's another Immaculate Conception!

    Votes: 19 13.9%

  • Maybe she ate an actual meal?

    Votes: 35 25.5%
  • Total voters
    137
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All of them are fucking ludicrous and lazy. Beggers and scroungers. Maris is slow & none of them can be bothered to even make a Dr's appointment for him, to be assessed.

God forbid it gets in the way of an ooooo-aaaah click online, from some fucking stupid fat old bag , or a pa**phile..............
That's why they won't cut his hair. The brat will be bald by 22 with that thin hair not being encouraged to grow & thicken.

He walks about shirtless thinking he's God's gift to twink boys. Fucking ugly scribbled munter.


Shes a fucking low-emission joke .

zelda needs to take her fucking comedy-boat-race and fuck off on an asthmatic pit-pony somewhere-anywhere....so long as its not in front of us

But what do these cunts care when they can prat about begging holidays & even food?


What fucking cunt skid-marks they are.
 
Just caught up, had a few days off from prick. See he’s as unbareable as ever!

and look, this is fakey being present in the moment! Filming the couple walking down the aisle. Don’t see any others with their phones out.
 

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cazellie said:
Imagine being a local, on way to work early in the morning and you see this sweaty freak doing hill runs with no top on. Why. Just why? Hope he gets arrested
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He’s got absolutely no respect for anyone or anything 😡 why can’t he just put a vest on?
Anyway no food pictures, accommodation pictures and everything they did yesterday, that he put online, was free (barring the caricature) so looks like the normal trip for them when they’re having to pay for it themselves 😂 Prove me wrong today Fakey and show us you having a nice meal 😂
 
Look at the state of that.
Literally makes my skin crawl
Why even video yourself looking like that then put it on socials
It is Literally disgusting
And can you imagine what he smells like
 

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Barbie2020 said:
Just caught up, had a few days off from prick. See he’s as unbareable as ever!

and look, this is fakey being present in the moment! Filming the couple walking down the aisle. Don’t see any others with their phones out.
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I’m curious as to what that smelly bed nest syrup looks like close up. Does it reek of desperation and panic as to his non existent career?
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cazellie said:
Imagine being a local, on way to work early in the morning and you see this sweaty freak doing hill runs with no top on. Why. Just why? Hope he gets arrested
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He will prolly enjoy being manhandled by the cops😂
 
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