Jake Quickenden #108 They're pretending she's up the duff but we all know he's not into the muff! 🌈

Is the Beard pregnant?

  • Not a chance in hell!

    Votes: 25 18.2%

  • Yes, because they are so happily married

    Votes: 12 8.8%

  • Definitely a turkey baster job is she is.

    Votes: 46 33.6%

  • It's another Immaculate Conception!

    Votes: 19 13.9%

  • Maybe she ate an actual meal?

    Votes: 35 25.5%
  • Total voters
    137
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Why is he such a stalker? Still sniffing around Tyrique. He replied to Lucie’s comment as well. Weirdo!
 

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A huge congratulations to our lovely @Vanilla Ice for our new thread title. 😘

Short recap because it's been so embarrassing.

He did an abseil for Sarcoma UK and made it all about himself. In fact, the other abseilers were completely forgotten about. He literally jumped on this event for his own PR. 🤬

They both went to Abi Dhabi Doo looking so desperate amongst 20yr olds that we all cringed inside out. The Beard never cracked one smile and RatBoy was dribbling over Tyrique. They completely abandoned the boys for this utter shitshow. Cunts. 🤬

He had another ITV Win competition which included the Beard and Gail on a holiday campsite. It's just been one long shitshow tbh. 😬

They are still creating speculation that the Beard is pregnant.



Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

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Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

A huge congratlations to me, yes me, for this brilliant thread title for I am currently enjoying some Jamaican rum. 🤪 As I have been away for three weeks twerking and acting like 'Shabba' and twerking in the sunshine, nothing much has changed with this wrinkly, old chicken nugget head and his...
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😆😆Excellent thread title @VanillaIce and perfect recap as always Queen @ CrazyBaldhead 😘
 
Twitter 😂 Imagine what it will be like on there when Masterchef is aired 🤭
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Only said yesterday how he’s stopped resharing his reels on his stories. 7am and he’s sharing the pathetic one with Flappy from Thursday again. Normal service is resumed 😂
Oh and he’s sharing everything on Tiktok again. How fucking old and gormless to they both look in this screenshot though 🤢😂
 

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Squirrels like nuts - so does RatBoy.


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Right, so he's getting a perm today ie getting a different style hair system. I reckon he'll be trying to look more like his new infatuation, Tyrique.

This thread is going to explode! 😂


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Something else he can spend money on himself for but not his kid. His priority should be to get Spud a decent proper haircut. At this point I genuinely think there is nothing he wouldn’t do, just to get social media engagement. You can imagine the pair of them sitting in their basic house, making lists on what they can do next for content, to get attention from a bunch of strangers. Don’t understand why they bother. I mean they get no decent companies wanting to collab with them and the ‘ads’ they do get from well known brands ie Hello Fresh, Comfort, every other dregs of the z list gets them as well.
 
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