Jake Quickenden #108 They're pretending she's up the duff but we all know he's not into the muff! 🌈

Is the Beard pregnant?

  • Not a chance in hell!

    Votes: 25 18.2%

  • Yes, because they are so happily married

    Votes: 12 8.8%

  • Definitely a turkey baster job is she is.

    Votes: 46 33.6%

  • It's another Immaculate Conception!

    Votes: 19 13.9%

  • Maybe she ate an actual meal?

    Votes: 35 25.5%
  • Total voters
    137
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CrazyBaldhead

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A huge congratulations to our lovely @Vanilla Ice for our new thread title. 😘

Short recap because it's been so embarrassing.

He did an abseil for Sarcoma UK and made it all about himself. In fact, the other abseilers were completely forgotten about. He literally jumped on this event for his own PR. 🤬

They both went to Abi Dhabi Doo looking so desperate amongst 20yr olds that we all cringed inside out. The Beard never cracked one smile and RatBoy was dribbling over Tyrique. They completely abandoned the boys for this utter shitshow. Cunts. 🤬

He had another ITV Win competition which included the Beard and Gail on a holiday campsite. It's just been one long shitshow tbh. 😬

They are still creating speculation that the Beard is pregnant.



Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

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Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

A huge congratlations to me, yes me, for this brilliant thread title for I am currently enjoying some Jamaican rum. 🤪 As I have been away for three weeks twerking and acting like 'Shabba' and twerking in the sunshine, nothing much has changed with this wrinkly, old chicken nugget head and his...
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Thanks for the new thread and recap as always @CrazyBaldhead 😊 and congrats on the thread title win @Vanilla Ice 😊.
Just realised it’s the 5th already and Sarcomas star ‘celeb’ ambassador hasn’t even mentioned it’s Sarcoma Awareness month yet 🤦🏻‍♀️ Wonder if he has any plans to gatecrash more genuine fundraisers doing a challenge this month, to try and steal the limelight again 😡 suppose it depends if he can get Lorraine to film him for another 58 sec appearance 🤭
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
I made a typo on the vote. It should have been IF she is not IS ffs. I should not make threads while having a few Jamaican rums ffs. I'm working on the Wiki tonight @PrincessJeanie as I am sick of fucking football. I'm in my study right now and will find that desert clip.

She's deffo not preggers. That cobwebbed crevice hasn't seen any action for ages.

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I know it’s only page 1, so very early but cobwebbed crevice deserves to be in a thread title somewhere 😂
 
Found it. There's no way on earth you'd do this in early pregnancy. Would they even allow it?

Pair of utter cunts. Fake as fuck! She ain't preggers!




 
Doesn’t look like his latest reel is going to get him the engagement he thought 😂 Posts it at 7pm on the dot, tags the bloke with a million followers and shares it on his stories but just over 2,000 likes in just under an hour and a half 😂 I bet he’s messaging his fwend to ask him to share it on his own stories 😂
Are we going to get an ad post from Flappy every day now advertising every activity separately? Her engagement is shit as well 😂😂😂
 
There's always one cunt isn't there. Sillydot by any chance?

At this point, I will eat carbs for a whole damn month and flush my Jamaican Rum down the sink.

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He loved his bollocks near Tyrique's face.

L E O - what a genius that kid is. 🙄 He's so behind. Even Chazza's Noah is chatting away now like nobody's business. Brilliant to see how he's so talkative and instigating conversations. There's only a month's difference between them and Noah is so chatty now. Gail desperately needs help. ASAP.


 
VC10 said:
A Recap....... 😃😃


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Charming lot!
VC10 said:
A Recap....... 😃😃


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I loath and I mean loath this word!
He’s underwhelming cunt
She’s scamming cunt
They’re useless, pathetic cunt parents!
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Thanks for the new thread and recap as always @CrazyBaldhead 😊 and congrats on the thread title win @Vanilla Ice 😊.
Just realised it’s the 5th already and Sarcomas star ‘celeb’ ambassador hasn’t even mentioned it’s Sarcoma Awareness month yet 🤦🏻‍♀️ Wonder if he has any plans to gatecrash more genuine fundraisers doing a challenge this month, to try and steal the limelight again 😡 suppose it depends if he can get Lorraine to film him for another 58 sec appearance 🤭
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Well he'll be mentioning it now we have🤣🤣🤣

Congrats @Vanilla Ice and love the recap @CrazyBaldhead ❤️
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She doesn't look pregnant in her grid post she's put on tonight.
 
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