Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

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Was thinking the same @gagzi I checked and her last message was in late May 😳Still no response from the comments about her being pregnant and if she’s not what a pair of freaks.Leo is so behind in his development you would think they would be concerned😡To busy pretending they have a happy marriage and bleeping off on free trips.
 
I was just looking at Tyriques last Instagram post and to be honest he comes across as a bit of a dick so they’re probably well suited. The posturing, posing and the hand gestures, is like a teenager wanting to be gangsta 🤮 I only screenshotted 3 out of 10 pics he’s posted cos I thought that was enough. I’m sure Fakey would kill for his engagement though 😂 Next week. Fakey doing a photoshoot with his Golf 🚙 😉
 

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I was just looking at Tyriques last Instagram post and to be honest he comes across as a bit of a dick so they’re probably well suited. The posturing, posing and the hand gestures, is like a teenager wanting to be gangsta 🤮 I only screenshotted 3 out of 10 pics he’s posted cos I thought that was enough. I’m sure Fakey would kill for his engagement though 😂 Next week. Fakey doing a photoshoot with his Golf 🚙 😉
Hey he loves his little golf :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Lisa Armstrong? bleeping hell he's getting desperate now!
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Thick as bleeping tit. In fact I'm sure she has some kind of learning disability.
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If she was pregnant, the last thing you would do is fly. I still blame my flight to Jamaica for my miscarriage. I was only two months. It still breaks my heart .... What if..... 😞

oh I’m so sorry to hear that Crazy ❤️
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Do you think Leo can even comprehend what a baby is

maybe he’ll try and eat it ….. (I’ve just came on, not sorry)
 
Nevermind the landslide victory & all the news coming out of Downing Street today - Zelda has had a catastrophe with her home manicure. She's only gone & painted one hand in 'tutti frutti' & the other hand with 'pink leggins!' Mat was hard pushed to tell the difference & she's already fed up with the news 'disecting' what's happened at no.10. Come back Joon🙏 you were so good at putting yourself through this daily torture of Zeld's updates, don't leave me alone with her!
 
Did I imagine it or did Flappy film whilst they were in the car ‘dune bashing’? I can’t find it but am 99.99% sure she did, cos I remember saying surely if she was pregnant, that was an activity she shouldn’t be doing. Well I’ve just looked it up and apparently pregnant women aren’t allowed to do it so make of that what you will 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
Nevermind the landslide victory & all the news coming out of Downing Street today - Zelda has had a catastrophe with her home manicure. She's only gone & painted one hand in 'tutti frutti' & the other hand with 'pink leggins!' Mat was hard pushed to tell the difference & she's already fed up with the news 'disecting' what's happened at no.10. Come back Joon🙏 you were so good at putting yourself through this daily torture of Zeld's updates, don't leave me alone with her!

She’s a reformer isn’t she, old Jaundice Nana Tits …
 
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