Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

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I don’t know what you’re all talking about, that looks like organic growth to me 🤥 😂

What a sad man! Bet Sophie buys some more now.
 

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Remember his awful mum saying she should have a blue tick as has more followers than some that have one.Sad bunch of losers and only Matt comes across as a nice decent person.Maybe she’s selling up to help twit head out with his mortgage repayments 🤣As how they afford it all when neither has a job baffles me.
 
If you wanted proof how fake his follower count is, you only need to look at the engagement that 2 of his fellow contestants on MC, with much lower insta followings than he’s allegedly got, have got on their announcement posts, compared to his.
 

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CrazyBaldhead said:
bleeping hell, I'm riddled with Jamaican rum and even the cameraman couldn't be fucked with him.

The Nose obviously stayed at home with the Goblin.

I'm having a gander on TikTok.

Shabba!

That bleeping syrup! 😂😂😂😂

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That bleeping syrup wants to go away.

Far, far away from Bognor Regis.

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Fjck me. Sorry about the spelling errors. 90% prof Jamaicam rum here. 😂😂😂😂 🤪🤪🤪
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It looks like he couldn’t be bothered to glue his wig on properly. Or as if he added more hair clips to his syrup.
 
Summergirl1 said:
So he's gained almost 10,000 followers overnight 😵‍ I've had a look and majority are bots. Sad sad man. With all these new followers his engagement should go up 🤔
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The bellend was scared his followers would drop below the famous 1m mark (in his head only) as he slept. How sad to buy followers before going to bed, saying that he is so tapped in the head he prolly woke up in the middle of the night to do so.
 
Sarivng2022 said:
Found this video of a previous cooking effort. 🙄
www.bbc.co.uk

Jake Quickenden makes pizza

Jake Quickenden gets a lesson in pizza making from Lisa Faulkner.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Brilliant find! In the Wiki it will go!

duck me, has he aged badly since 2015!
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OnlyJustSaying said:
The bellend was scared his followers would drop below the famous 1m mark (in his head only) as he slept. How sad to buy followers before going to bed, saying that he is so tapped in the head he prolly woke up in the middle of the night to do so. .
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Probably has nightmares about it. bleep. 🤪
 
DeniseRoyle said:
I hope he's on the same MC episode as Vito from SCD 😂
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If there’s any clue in the order he followed others that are appearing, the first ones he followed, all on the same day, were Danielle Harold, Tamer Hassan, Christine McGuinness and Emma Thynn, so they might be who he’s with to start with. He did start following a few others a bit later but I’m hoping that doesn’t mean he got past the 1st round 🤞🏻
If anything is guarantee to make viewers switch off, it will be him and McGuinness on the same episode. Both desperate for attention, both love the camera (and themselves) far too much and both love a pity party 🤢
 
PrincessJeanie said:
If there’s any clue in the order he followed others that are appearing, the first ones he followed, all on the same day, were Danielle Harold, Tamer Hassan, Christine McGuinness and Emma Thynn, so they might be who he’s with to start with. He did start following a few others a bit later but I’m hoping that doesn’t mean he got past the 1st round 🤞🏻
If anything is guarantee to make viewers switch off, it will be him and McGuinness on the same episode. Both desperate for attention, both love the camera (and themselves) far too much and both love a pity party 🤢
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It will be a shitshow. He turns everything he does into absolute tit.
 
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