Jake Quickenden #106 Foghorn Leghorn and Thomas Crook, desperate for attention look look look

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No point in asking for an illustrator for your new project because that would be a waste of their time. Everything you touch turns to tit.


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Shesaidwhat? said:
Bet Flaps loves the fact he’s wrote a song about an ex the line you met my dad means it’s not about her.
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I'm still laughing at @bluecups transcription of his new shiter than shite 'song'. Now proudly in the Wiki.

Bathing in Heat Song. 😂😂

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Philimena cunk said:
His undies are at half mast in case his party sausage drops off and he's got something to catch it ...
Or he'd be searching for a pair of tweezers to pick it up with.
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Jake Quickenden..dick like a broken pencil ✏ ✏ ✏ ✏ ✏
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bleeping hell. You couldn't stir ya tea with that ...
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😂😂😂 You meanie @Philimena cunk re stirring tea with his little piddly carrot. It’s also shrivelled cheesy and no use to anyone.
 
Lots of exciting things coming up what a Butlins weekender and playing Elf in your local community centre? twit! And does Gail really need something else to watch? If he hates downtime so much why doesn't he have a kick about in the garden with the dumpling because once again Jake only does what Jake wants to do and balls to everyone else including his son and wife!
 
35 years of age and has to announce on social media that he’s got ‘lots of exciting things coming up’ 🙄 Still not mentioning the tiny tour he’s doing next year, where everyone else involved in it, is already promoting it. I still think he really believes Masterchef is going to be his big break (again) 😂😂😂 As for downtime, 90% of his life is spent doing nothing. He’s not even done 2 full days work in total, since he finished the FM and that was over 2 months ago.
As for that reel. Pathetic.
 
I was surprised not to see him trying to get his chicken nugget head onto TV at the C4 immigration debate from Colchester. I'm sure he has some really insightful comments he could have shared. He could have been like he was at DOI and positioned himself behind Krishnan

Actually making myself laugh at the thought of Fakey or Flaps having a debate about anything let alone politics.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
No point in asking for an illustrator for your new project because that would be a waste of their time. Everything you touch turns to tit.

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I'm still laughing at @bluecups transcription of his new shiter than shite 'song'. Now proudly in the Wiki.

Bathing in Heat Song. 😂😂

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Even the way he moves his mouth as he speaks irritates the hell out of me. So basically he is looking for a freebie. He can easily Google paid illustrators or find one on insta. Skint bellend.
 
The world is full of sad individuals who ask if his stupid wife is pregnant.That woman was in a size 8 dress while carrying Leo😳She needs to put on at least a stone she looks so thin lately.Sort Leo’s delayed speech and keep those two boys off her socials.Fred is soon approaching high school and how embarrassing his step dad and mother use you him for likes when it suits them.
 
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