Jake Quickenden #105 he really is the turd that just won’t flush

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While he’s constantly coming on his stories to moan about how hard it is, he should instead be thinking of the people who actually have cancer and are fighting a daily battle everyday, not just for a bleeping weekend 😡. I don’t doubt it’s hard but the only reason he keeps coming on his stories is for attention and for everybody to tell him how wonderful he is 🤮 Whilst the people and the families he’s supposedly walking for, are living with this 24/7, he’s got a few hours left to do and then is being chauffeured by his beard back to his mummys to get spoilt and then got yet another holiday to look forward to next week.
If I was his management, family, friends, etc… I’d be telling him to shut the duck up and think about how selfish he’s coming across.
Exactly this, everything's always about HIM, did you notice on one of his rambling on videos he said WHY am I doing this, people do this for fun or words to that affect, it's like he forgot for a split second the REAL reason hes supposed to be doing this and how insulting that would sound, you could tell by his face he knew he'd slipped up and it's NOT a weekend all about HIM! . Also I loved the limp as he came round the corner to the finishing line and saw Flappy filming and limped like fook but as soon as Leo ran up to him, he walked normal and his limp disappeared 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️😂
 
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This photo perfectly sums up father and son.
Fakey fully aware of his surroundings and putting on a stellar performance with the teary face.
Spudalina absolutely oblivious to his surroundings, can tell he’s wondering who where why what eeeeee!
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Also - him saying he will be back in a week.
bleeping hardy-ha-ha, as if he could stay away from social media for a week.
 
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This photo perfectly sums up father and son.
Fakey fully aware of his surroundings and putting on a stellar performance with the teary face.
Spudalina absolutely oblivious to his surroundings, can tell he’s wondering who where why what eeeeee!
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Also - him saying he will be back in a week.
bleeping hardy-ha-ha, as if he could stay away from social media for a week.
He looks extremely aged in this photo! I can’t believe his is only 36. Being nasty has it downside.
 
Imagine being a fly on the wall at Zelda's! She'll be fussing over 'my Jake's' plates of meat. There'll be no 'for the camera staged laughing' as he won't be filming her at this stage as he'll be too wrapped up in his private agony. You can imagine him moaning & aggressively making it all about him. I bet he's bit Flaps & Freddie's heads off and told his mum to be careful with his feet. Matt will be keeping well out of it if he has any sense. Flaps will have a face on her as she hates being there & Zelda will be shushing everyone so as not to wake my Jake.

He says he won't be on for a week. What he actually means is he won't be on while he sleeps & that will feel like a week. He won't miss the chance to film himself & talk about his heroic deed.
 
I hope their trip away at the end of the week doesn’t involve much walking 😂 He’s going to be so much fun to be around this week. Lucky old Flaps 🤭
He’s replied to only one comment on his reel. Surprise surprise whose it is 🙄
As for Flappy saying he’s a ‘role’ for Leo. Yep cos Leo really understands what Fakeys done 😂
 

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This photo perfectly sums up father and son.
Fakey fully aware of his surroundings and putting on a stellar performance with the teary face.
Spudalina absolutely oblivious to his surroundings, can tell he’s wondering who where why what eeeeee!
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Also - him saying he will be back in a week.
bleeping hardy-ha-ha, as if he could stay away from social media for a week.
Spud has just spotted the ice cream man! 🤣🤣
 
Nah he’s already started. Told Leo to pretend to run in and ask if he wants a cup of tea. Sick of him now.

her travel page isn’t private anymore!
So she has basically taken over someone else’s travel account, that’s already had 8 different names changes 🙄 Let’s be honest it’s the only way she was going to get over 500 followers 😂 If you’re already being deceitful at start up, it doesn’t bode well for the future 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s also actually advertised as ‘luxury’ travel. Let’s see how she defines luxury, cos no holiday I’ve ever seen of theirs would I have used that word to describe it.
 
Leo said “keep going daddy” did he bollocks say that. Probably asking if he breakfast was ready and because he’s such an incoherent talker they misheard him. Does he know how disrespectful he sounds constantly referring to the walk as ‘this tit’? head.
I’m sure this won’t be passing any future employers by, word gets around quickly in the “industry”. Enjoy your long-term unemployment Fakey, that really is going to be tit.
 
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