Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

[IamMyaJ]

isn't he the guy who was on Pop idol years ago and became part of the "Sam and Mark" duo that done presenting etc? I actually follow him on Instagram, nice guy, like his cooking content!

Hand on heart I’ve never heard of him.

 

[Joon]

Happy Birthday Crazy hope you have had the most wonderful day xxx.
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Wonder if Wiggy will start to follow Kevin Spacey ......

 

[Justdee]

He is cool bro, innit

He can't call them mates,he had no fwends

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Just found the perfect destination for these fuckwits!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Definitely had more than her nose done Still no sign of the lip flip though

I think her man jaw has been chipped away and her chin looks pointy. In fact, you could open up a tin of baked beans with it.

Still, it's made no difference as she's still a gormless cunt.

And a BEARD!

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

Even a vain cunt back then... "look at me". And where is the other brother? Oh, and it isn't difficult to get a small photo enlarged (not restored), ya twat. A canvas would have been better. Just saying, Fakey.
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I must admit, I'm off work today and had a few champagnes as it's my 51st birthday today. I'm somewhat pissed off as I share my birthday with fucking Kate Lawler ffs!

Happy birthday @CrazyBaldhead . It could be worse. You could share it with Jak(nob) or Flappy. Hope you have had a wonderful day and been spoilt rotten. xx

 

[Heneghs]

Happy birthday queen @CrazyBaldhead

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thanks for all the Birthday love!

Whenever I look at her profile/face now, all I can visualise in my head are these! I wonder if she gave photos like them to the surgeon?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

3hrs. Not even 2,000 likes He’s definitely bringing out the anxiety/mh/grief card soon. Well if he’s not too busy working to post

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[Fat-tits]

Happy birthday Crazy
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Chase on the case, you twat!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Fuck off Sam you little mincer.

Bet he's had him.

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Jake ain’t no lad. He is a haggard grandad. They defo bummed each other.
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Fakey's fake anxiety has returned that means a dead dad/bro post incoming

I bet he didn’t get a job he was begging for.
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Says it all that he admitted to not having many good quality photos of his brother. Hmmmmm. He will stoop to any level just to get any crumb of attention.
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Don't forget the sequel, "Carry on down to the DWP"...

Haha. Gotta be linked to a new thread somehow. @Philimena cunk

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Imagine spending your entire life being a miserable cow on camera!

Look at her trying to be sexy despite her huge horse feet.

 

[Emlou80]

Oh just fuck off you irrelevant twat. Nice to see you spending time with your Beard bro!

The Bahamas is just a distant memory as they never had the money to actually afford it. Skint cunts.

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Happy birthday @CrazyBaldhead

would appear fakey came out just for you with his announcement that“we all just need a bit of the d”

 

[JazzFan]

Happy birthday @CrazyBaldhead

would appear fakey came out just for you with his announcement that“we all just need a bit of the d”

Dont we all just

Happy hump day everyone

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Morning Everyone,

I imagine they discuss these things “Right, let’s find a popular viral trend that was 2 months ago & jump on it”. These two unemployed idiots, set up a tripod or something or worse got Fred to film it ? How many times ? He’s nearly 40 & her fashion wheel career hasn’t materialised, so they do this.

Thats the part for me - it’s a planned thing, it’s not off the cuff. Worse.

Things like this WILL not get jobs, neither will attempting to use the death of family (but that’s his validation - which we have established is PITY) or dancing …

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Unless he’s dressing like this as a bet, I’d say Fakey has lined himself up some sort of ‘work’ today. Not sure what for but I’m sure he’ll enlighten us asap

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Unless he’s dressing like this as a bet, I’d say Fakey has lined himself up some sort of ‘work’ today. Not sure what for but I’m sure he’ll enlighten us asap

David dickinson eat your heart out

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I thought Bambi & Bear gymwear was the best she’d ever worn Now trying to get a deal with gymshark, like every other cuntfluencer online
See Mrs Hinch has done a post saying her dad has passed. Wonder if Fakey has commented yet. I’m sure if he hasn’t, he will

 

[Turtledove58]

Today we have “interview“ Fakey looking like a giant sleezeball