Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

[CrazyBaldhead]

So he’s doing the trick of hiding the picture on his reel so people click on it Watch him start tagging gogglebox again now, when he sees what these fucking idiots are commenting he does realise just by hashtagging actor/acting isn’t automatically going to make him one, and this reel certainly won’t help his chances

These cretins who are commenting about Gogglebox should just fuck off. They have NO chance whatsoever of getting on it.

 

[VC10]

She’s out with Leo and he’s filming catsI suppose a bank holiday not a day off when you are fucking unemployedLoving the down fall of the biggest prick walking

He's only ever been on the periphery of the media,he never got there in the first place & it certainly isn't going to happen now to an idiotic passive-aggressive moron covered in scribble, wearing a Lee Majors '75 & those Turkey teef

 

[Robin71]

Just over 1000 in an hour serves him.right he's done nothing today other than make himself look a bigger prick than usual bank holiday and not even bothering to go out with his family then showing Gail acting a shitbag the post isn't even funny because neither of them are really saying anything so we have no idea what is being laughed at and his is fake anyway can't wait to see how many more followers he's lost in the morning

 

[PrincessJeanie]

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Just over 1000 in an hour serves him.right he's done nothing today other than make himself look a bigger prick than usual bank holiday and not even bothering to go out with his family then showing Gail acting a shitbag the post isn't even funny because neither of them are really saying anything so we have no idea what is being laughed at and his is fake anyway can't wait to see how many more followers he's lost in the morning

He will reshare it in the morning, asking for people to show him some ‘love’
As for followers, another 67 gone today

 

[Justdee]

How can she need or afford new clothes ?
She can't seem to stop herself buy buy buy

I love clothes my mortgage is paid, kids have left home and I don't buy a like she does
It's common sense you can only wear sp much not that she's ever seen wearing much of it.
And judging by what she sticks on vinted she doesn't look after it
She definitely has a problem

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

How can she need or afford new clothes ?
She can't seem to stop herself buy buy buy

I love clothes my mortgage is paid, kids have left home and I don't buy a like she does
It's common sense you can only wear sp much not that she's ever seen wearing much of it.
And judging by what she sticks on vinted she doesn't look after it
She definitely has a problem

A classic symptom of an unhappy life and a massive, empty void in it. It's not as if she even goes out anywhere nice!
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Wiki Ref: 28/04/24

 

[bluecups]

How can she need or afford new clothes ?
She can't seem to stop herself buy buy buy

I love clothes my mortgage is paid, kids have left home and I don't buy a like she does
It's common sense you can only wear sp much not that she's ever seen wearing much of it.
And judging by what she sticks on vinted she doesn't look after it
She definitely has a problem

Same, Justdee. Clothes are one of my main passions. My dressing room is bigger than my bedroom but I don't buy shite like she does. Yesterday I wore an outfit I've had for 25 years! Ok I'm 20 years older than Flapz but since I was young I've always bought quality clothes that I know will last and I look after them. I don't see the joy in buying all this badly made cheap rubbish she obsessively buys. We've all seen the state of her, she has no style and i bet sends most of it back, so I don't think the clothes themselves are her passion, it's the buying that excites her. She's filling a hole in her life by rabid consumerism.

Just read my post back and it sounds like I'm a flash bastard but most of my clothes are second hand, either from charity shops or ebay. I found an £800 Herve Leger dress for a fiver in a Red Cross charity shop once!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Oh dear Kate Lawler flying off AGAIN today, doing what Fakey can only dream of...
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You would think now Fakey is jobless he would be at the forefront of ITV win comps. Just goes to show how low down the pecking order he is. Anyway I bet when it gets to one of the pre recorded UK comps no one else wants, he will be sent for pronto!

 

[trine]

Another little selection from his Tiktok Bearing in mind these ones have all been filmed in public places Going back, it makes you realise just how repetitive and how long they’ve been doing this crap for. I didn’t realise in lockdown how many couple reels they did as well as his solo ones.
Also who the fuck taped themselves clapping for the NHS to put it on a TikTok
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Oh no! No no no no. Just no
I’m mortified watching them. Mostly the one where he attempts to dance, with the bottle on the ground. I was watching in total horror.
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In the parents bed a biscuit in each hand kicking his dad in the face, NICE
Why the he'll would you film that, they might do it once catch you of guard but you wouldn't just lay there with them kicking you in the face tell him no
That's shocking and maybe why he can't go to nursery

I know we all dream of kicking him like that

Has this been dirty deleted? I can’t see it, all I see it a repeat of that awful self tape with the old crone
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This is NOT PARENTHOOD. This is absolutely appalling behaviour from an uncontrollable 3yr old due to lack of discipline and parenting. No wonder he doesn't go to nursery anymore if he acts like this.

Also, a 3yr old should be chatting quite clearly now and not spouting all this incoherent babble.

THIS CHILD NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP ASAP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

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He’s definitely deleted all his posts today cos the only one is a rinse repeat of the self taping. No cats, no Dusty Bin. Wonder why he’s removed them all

 

[bluecups]

This is so silly but I was using an anagram generator for some other reason and thought I'd put 'Jake Quickenden' in.



DJ Queenie Knack

Jacked ink queen

Ink Queen Jake CD

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wiki Ref: 30/04/24


After the horrific sword attack this morning near Hainault Underground Station where a 14yr old boy was killed and two others seriously injured during rush hour, which made world news, you get this utter wanker mucking about on a tube.

It's just a shame that nobody shouted at him to sit the fuck down and grow up. Ignorant prick.

 

[Turtledove58]

Please tell me, after snapping a couple of these yesterday afternoon, why is he in bed! Gail is eating again and is being allowed to kick him in the face? I would have absolutely read the riot act to my kids! Clearly there are no rules set, piss poor parenting!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Not even 2,500 likes on his reel with Zelda
Just noticed his last two follows. Obviously hoping to wangle an invite to F1 this year as was over looked last year for two wankers from Towie. Plus he always tries to muscle in on anything CH does
Again if he wants to be a serious ‘actor’ why is he still angling for pr events and brand deals? Yes I appreciate brand deals pay good money but surely he needs to be concentrating on ‘acting’, if that’s what he’s now deciding to do? TV Baftas on Sunday. 1 guess for somebody who wouldn’t have got an invite

 

[Barbie2020]

Not even 2,500 likes on his reel with Zelda
Just noticed his last two follows. Obviously hoping to wangle an invite to F1 this year as was over looked last year for two wankers from Towie. Plus he always tries to muscle in on anything CH does
Again if he wants to be a serious ‘actor’ why is he still angling for pr events and brand deals? Yes I appreciate brand deals pay good money but surely he needs to be concentrating on ‘acting’, if that’s what he’s now deciding to do? TV Baftas on Sunday. 1 guess for somebody who wouldn’t have got an invite

I wouldn’t why he had followed bloody domestos so there is my answer! What a sad little man but I suppose he is an influencer, that’s how he and Soph make their money init!

Get a proper job Fakey.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I wouldn’t why he had followed bloody domestos so there is my answer! What a sad little man but I suppose he is an influencer, that’s how he and Soph make their money init!

Get a proper job Fakey.

9 times out of 10 when he starts following a brand, it’s because someone he follows (which lets be honest, is a lot) has just done an ad for them. I could imagine him then trying to offer his services cheaper just to get a look in I still laugh whenever I think of his desperation to get to a million followers, thinking it would get him bigger and better brand deals and it’s got him dressing up as a mosquito, riding round on a bike delivering food in Liverpool and advertising air fresheners
Just seen his latest story about being happy and not worrying what anyone else is doing so why has he just started following domestos then after seeing CH get ‘work’ with them, if he’s not bothered by what others are doing

 

[Turtledove58]

Preacher Jake! He goes for a run whilst 99% of the UK goes to work and he’s telling us to get of our arses basically to feel better! I know what makes me fe better is a monthly salary!

 

[cazellie]

Preacher Jake! He goes for a run whilst 99% of the UK goes to work and he’s telling us to get of our arses basically to feel better! I know what makes me fe better is a monthly salary!

“Don’t worry about what other people are doing” sums him up perfectly. He only thinks of himself and wouldn’t do anything for anyone else unless there was something in it for himself. I’m sure he thinks he’s motivational.. f*** off Fakey

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

DAY 23 OF UNEMPLOYMENT!

"Don't worry what other people are doing - destination happy"..

Oh but you do worry Fakey, you do! "Sitting on the sofa with a coffee don't pay the bills" does it bro?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Ughhh more fucking singing 'you're do sweet for me' he sounds shite and his face looks like he's having a shite

 

[JazzFan]

Ughhh more fucking singing 'you're do sweet for me' he sounds shite and his face looks like he's having a shite

I noticed that too dooooooooo