Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Has the other half of the shop turned up on Twitter yet?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Slightly distinguished temple??

Yeah, she needs to work far harder on that..

I've got full badger stripes either side of my quiff AND I can cook so I'd say with some confidence that I'm the 18th best gay in the UK.

 

[Pocahontas]

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What’s she talking about?! Patchy hairline?
Oh my god the way she’s posing with the pen and looking down give it a rest!

I hope that pen means she’s in final edits phase, and not highlighting the tit out of Wiki printouts phase.

 

[Malacandra]

Actually, it’s pretty standard for south Asian and other ethnic people to rinse their lentils. You rinse until the water is no longer cloudy. We also do the same with rice.

But isn’t that before you cook them? Genuinely interested.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Has the other half of the shop turned up on Twitter yet?

She’s BUSY writing her boooooook

Do you know I’ve done absolutely duck all today, might take some selfies so my employer thinks I’m actually WFH

 

[Bugger13]

Love how she’s got her arms round her blank A4 pad ‘don’t copy off me tattle!’
See she’s graduated from an old mobile phone to pen and paper! Wait till she finds out about Microsoft word!

She won’t like the paper clip. All up in her niche.

 

[Alansbigplate]

She won’t like the paper clip. All up in her niche.

Her niche = being an annoying little bleep

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Flivver]

Does anyone know when fancy started to be used as an adjective over here because it’s definitely very American?

I’m quite old and remember old fashioned department stores having ‘Fancy Goods’ sections in the 60s and 70s. That’d be for stuff that wasn’t stationery or haberdashery and didn’t fit any other department. Things like doilies, paper napkins and paper plates would be deemed ‘fancy’.

 

[nightfeedz]

Patchy? Get to duck love. Sincerely, someone with about a 3 inch diameter circle of fuzzy baby hair on both sides of her temples.

Babe, same. How rude x

 

[Bugger13]

Her niche = being an annoying little bleep

I’m starting to feel sorry for the paper clip. I think he may have finally met his match.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Are Jack's references to traveling time to supermarkets her riff on food deserts?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

 

[Droosie123]

Silly mare...tbose selfies are totally aimed at someone ...a potential new Mrs J.

Who sits down, sets a timer and then just strikes a pose...unless tbey are a model?Shes so self absorbed its almost unreal.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’m starting to feel sorry for the paper clip. I think he may have finally met his match.

To be fair to Clippy he did work quite hard and was genuinely trying to help

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

Oh Squiggle down under, you deserved better.

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Why is it cardboard on top?

 

[kachoochoo]

her grandad is DEAD, squiggle!

just realised she's changed profile picture!

 

[Alansbigplate]

Swarthy...because ethnic

 

[Bugger13]

To be fair to Clippy he did work quite hard and was genuinely trying to help

And he didn’t wear Rose West glasses to try to look intelligent. His eyes were googly enough, you lose jack.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

She looks like Dennis Nilsen with those bleeping glasses on. She’s such a try hard.

Also, let’s remember she set up a self timer to take those photographs - for some added cringe.

And where’s the hat and jumpers she has to wear in her freezing tiny bungalow