Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

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But... I thought all one needed was a bread knife??
That was then, this is now. Remember, Jack exists outside of the space and time continuum

Rusty pumpkin. Yummy...Maybe she's hoping people confuse rust flakes for black pepper?
euw, that kid will be catching tetanus!
Can you imagine A&E? Having to admit you actually used a rusty saw to chop up food? It even sounds deranged typing it out !
 
It's been said upthread but "the optics" on having a photo of David Cameron on your wall after your comments about his son are... not great.

Back to her lazy, lazy activism, isn't it? Shrieking with mock-embarrassment about being caught with a photo of a Tory on her wall = being the ultimate voice of the lefties while not actually doing a bleeping single tangible thing to undermine or neutralise the effects of their vicious rule. She couldn't even vote to remain, for duck's sake.

I hope her "new client" bothers to Google her and finds these threads.
 
Mate, it's hardly a Siberian winter here... :rolleyes:

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Hope she's planning on washing the grotty lipstick stained mask she's definitely going to wear 🙃

"ridiculous mouse ears" - oh do duck off.

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Mate, it's hardly a Siberian winter here... :rolleyes:

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Hope she's planning on washing the grotty lipstick stained mask she's definitely going to wear 🙃

"ridiculous mouse ears" - oh do duck off.

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I’ve obviously missed the mouse ears 🙄 if you keep losing your very expensive earbuds maybe go for the less trendy wired version? Or try blue tack
 
25p in the magic charity shop that sells designer clothing for pennies. You must know it, it's just down the road from the big skip full of pricey sideboards.
There is a very nice charity shop in Victoria, it is often full of designer, top notch gear, unfortunately it has the prices to match. I spotted a sheepskin hat, but couldn’t afford 75 squid nor 300 for the cashmere coat.
 
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