Jack Monroe #68 Take a day off mate, seriously

[Fiddledeedee]

She needs 3.

One for the kitchen, one for the shed, one for the Back Tardis?

On the first picture. Why is the sauce glowing? Is it radioactive?

It’s the light bouncing off, innit

 

[Dogmuck]

Can’t wait until her new American fan club work out she’s a lesbian, there is no mention of her sexuality in her bio. Right now, from her new invented self, they just think she’s a single “mom”, who’s been on “food vouchers”, writes cook books and who likes cats and doggos. Ticking all the boxes. They will be expecting her to reveal her arsenal of guns, Union Jack flag on her porch, bible in every room and portrait of Lady Di above the mantle of her open fire today.

When she reveals her sexuality they’ll be taking themselves off to Pastor Jethro and asking the Lord for penance and forgiveness for their eyes, minds and souls have been tarnished by evil. The fires of hell will be unleashed...then we will have our dear Jackie back once again being her mockney, Irish, Scottish, poverty stricken self.

 

[Uberrima fides]

Guys some weekend fun whilst Jackie is still asleep - which would you rather be forced to eat? vote ❤ for our dear heart’s showstopping chicken ala cat food, and for new TV chef on the scene, ARM with her beige chicken breast. Polls shut whenever my baby fancies x

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At least ARM is honest in her efforts, she's not trying to make money from the masses as a published cookery author.

 

[Pocahontas]

Can’t wait until her new American fan club work out she’s a lesbian, there is no mention of her sexuality in her bio. Right now, from her new invented self, they just think she’s a single “mom”, who’s been on “food vouchers”, writes cook books and who likes cats and doggos. Ticking all the boxes. They will be expecting her to reveal her arsenal of guns, Union Jack flag on her porch, bible in every room and portrait of Lady Di above the mantle of her open fire today.

When she reveals her sexuality they’ll be taking themselves off to Pastor Jethro and asking the Lord for penance and forgiveness for their eyes, minds and souls have been tarnished by evil. The fires of hell will be unleashed...then we will have our dear Jackie back once again being her mockney, Irish, Scottish, poverty stricken self.

Are you saying she needs to rebrand as Texas Jackie

 

[Veronicaaa]

It’s the light bouncing off, innit

It's sitting in a sunbeam!

 

[Dogmuck]

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Oooh also has she already deleted this tweet, I can no longer see it? She’s going full on squeaky clean nice guy for her new fans!

 

[JoyceDivision]

Are you saying she needs to rebrand as Texas Jackie

I prefer the term...

 

[Chablis1]

It's sitting in a sunbeam!

Haha

Oooh also has she already deleted this tweet, I can no longer see it? She’s going full on squeaky clean nice guy for her new fans!

Wonder how long her new ‘persona’ will last? She’ll crack eventually and show her true colours.

 

[Dogmuck]

Late I know but throwing this one in for the USA fans
Jack Monroe #69 where did you come from, where did ya go, where did you come from shimmer cotton eyed Jack
Yeeeeehaaa

 

[Toffee finger]

@JoyceDivision Thread title right there Thread #69 Jack Monroe - up and coming star spangled ding dong

 

[Adayinthelife]

I always remember when she thought she was going to break America before....sorry if this has been posted before but it's very interesting to see how she portrays herself to a US audience. https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/15/...-has-become-britains-austerity-celebrity.html

see, that is pretty much the ‘true’ story right there. She grew up comfortably off, had a brief spell of ‘poverty’ (and I can understand the hiding from her parents bit), blogged about it then made some money. It’s the 7 years on and still banging on about it that’s grating...and the constant LYING

 

[Raker]

@JoyceDivision - Star Spangled Ding Dong is just PERFECT— love it! HOOTING over here.

for those who’ve suffered through the saga of the SODs, didn’t FOD try to reinvent himself, unsuccessfully, for the Texas Huns?

So, in the chicken off (fowl plates?) I voted Wee Jackie. Firstly, it surprisingly looked more “appetising”, secondly, there’s the lovely emotional anecdote attached to it, and thirdly, that looks like water running out of cheap chicken breasts. Shoddy, Annunziata.

 

[Aug1977]

She’s blocked me despite rarely posting on her feed.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Oooh also has she already deleted this tweet, I can no longer see it? She’s going full on squeaky clean nice guy for her new fans!

It's still there.

 

[MooBelle]

The 'American market' for all things English is something she'll struggle with.
They want Downton Abbey. Ye olde cream tea rooms. Fields with sheep on. And Union flags, tonnes and tonnes of them.
She won't ladt 5 minutes, if she's even asked in the first place

 

[Malacandra]

Has Jay Rayner removed his Jack Monroe recommendation from Twitter?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Tin Can Cock

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love the way she seems to have done all this to try to reach the digital storytelling editor at the NYT, yet has managed to accidentally pitch not to him but to some random, and the NYT guy is just happily and obliviously going about his business `and not acknowledging her in the slightest (despite giving her a follow, he's not faved a single post recommending her). She's SUCH a ding dong.

 

[MooBelle]

Oh God, just rereading my last post and a horrible thought crossed my mind....

The will market her as UNION JACK won't they?!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Did someone mention something earlier about Owen Jones having a problem with her? Sorry, I meant to ask about it at the time but I've been BUSY - what's the story with that?