Jack Monroe #67 Eye can’t believe it’s not glitter

[Pocahontas]

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Another fast back-pedal ... I bought a brand new tv purely for my son’s Xbox ... gah, what have I said?! It was literal pennies, dammit!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Alansbigplate]

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Hilarious! Read that back to yourself Jackie

 

[Pocahontas]

Hilarious! Read that back to yourself Jackie

‘In this particular example, in a television game show’.
Now.

 

[Alansbigplate]

‘In this particular example, in a television game show’.
Now.

In the last week day’s television show now supermarkets have them as props big mad now duck off

 

[Oofadoofa]

Hasn’t worked for months, add new tv to the long list of impulse purchases that she definitely can’t afford because she has to pay for the boys school uniform has put top of the priority list.

 

[Petelgeuse]

"Take a day off mate, seriously" new thread title right there .

Can I nominate this for #68...

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Jack Monroe #68 Next time you're at the makeup counter and don't hear any Twitter notifications beep , think of the fun you could be having down at A+E

(It's too long but boy did I make myself chuckle)

 

[Scarletfever]

Another fast back-pedal ... I bought a brand new tv purely for my son’s Xbox ... gah, what have I said?! It was literal pennies, dammit!

Yeh, was she not stressing a few days ago about getting him ready for the 11+?

ETA just if she was serious about that (haha, I know), more XBox time wouldn't seem like the obvious way forward

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Funny how she backs right down when a blue ticker puts her in her place. What an arse.

I’ve always had a wee soft spot for Rylan, it’s full-on love now.

 

[Silver Linings]

Erm, nobody is asking you to....

 

[HarderFaster]

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Doesn't Annabel know that Jack is a charity?!?!?! Get with the programme, lady. She's more in need than any sick kid, isolated geriatric or chronically ill person.

She has 50% maximum custody, an ouchy mouth and a shiny eye.

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Don't worry, Jack, we've all found your house on RightMove. We know it isn't a bungalow and we know it's huge and beautiful and surrounded by massive detached properties.

We won't be doorstepping you, though: we value our shins.

 

[NellieBoo]

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Oooft. I can hear the furious backpedalling from here .

 

[FrumpyCat]

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!more spending Jack? After someone said Narcs only ever spend !money on themselves. I hear the crime rate in Shoebury is pretty high so you are lucky it was still there Don't couriers either leave parcels in a designated safe area or put a card through the door to rearrange.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Oooft. I can hear the furious backpedalling from here .

I wonder what criticism would have looked like then

 

[Begborrowsteal]

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a few of us have found it already due to allllllll the info and images you share, Jack!

 

[Alansbigplate]

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Or you could just hoof half a loaf of cheap white bread

ETA no way is she gonna give up that sweet affiliate dollar Gilesy

 

[Begborrowsteal]

!pre spending Jack? After someone said Narcs only ever spend !money on themselves. I hear the crime rate in Shoebury is pretty high so you are lucky it was still there Don't couriers either leave parcels in a designated safe area or put a card through the door to rearrange.

Some leave things behind our bins. We definitely dont live in a nice area! Thankfully nothings ever been taken. I did have a postman try and throw a parcel into our open bedroom window instead of leaving a note & taking it to depot. Only noticed the next day when I saw something fall from the sky as I was watching telly

 

[help i need some help!]

Hasn’t worked for months, add new tv to the long list of impulse purchases that she definitely can’t afford because she has to pay for the boys school uniform has put top of the priority list.

I really don't think it will be all left for her to buy.