Jack Monroe #67 Eye can’t believe it’s not glitter

[MancBee]

Ah yes, that well known class distinguisher - how you cut your sandwiches. 'Common' people, of course, cut it in rectangles, like our Jackie.

I think she is cutting them into squares ironically.

MC woman cuts sandwiches in squares, shock horror. She is so maverick.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Is she doing the housing conference?
Did she go to real/fake hospital?
Is she going to mention her black eye again?
Is she actually writing that book?
Wtf is even going on?

 

[Lanie]

She's here!
Although no idea what she's on about.View attachment 231146 qView attachment 231151 q

Oh Jack is that Nigella you're talking about?View attachment 231158 q

I think she means wheaten bread very common with soup in Ireland. There is no treacle in it.

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MrsOgre]

Double post deserves another gif (doesn't it?)..I'm actually knocked speechless.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

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You asked your very vulnerable mother!?

 

[MancBee]

You asked your very vulnerable mother!?

That has just left hospital. Has she no friends?

 

[MrsOgre]

You asked your very vulnerable mother!?

It's a whole new depth of depravity for her. Yesterday calling Nigella 'mom' and now this. I read out her posts to Mr ogre and he said she calls him the boy?

 

[Silver Linings]

Grr, once again I hate to talk about SB but what was he doing while she was unconscious?! Bloody hell.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I think she is cutting them into squares ironically.

MC woman cuts sandwiches in squares, shock horror. She is so maverick.

Who the hell refers to themselves as 'common', anyway? (Other than people cosplaying being working class, obvs).

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Pretty sure she fell asleep on the couch sofa because she keeps pulling all nighters.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Begborrowsteal]

surely the dad could have him? Seeing as he has a wife & other kids anyway, no?

She blatently got pissed and fell over.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

"Severe" concussion.....ffs. I thought you either had concussion or you didn't.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

That has just left hospital. Has she no friends?

“I don’t feel terrible” so why are you going to A&E 18 hours (minimum) later? Asking your mother for childcare when you were wailing that she’s so very vulnerable so you need to social distance still?!

 

[MrsOgre]

I'm calling bullshit on it all. Sb isn't there, she will be back home within the hour, after having the fastest admission known to man. How will anyone know she is going to hospital anyway? It's like having that Facebook friend who posts from hospital and then everyone has to ask are you ok hun?

 

[Silver Linings]

Pretty sure she fell asleep on the couch sofa because she keeps pulling all nighters.

Is it sad that I knew she was asleep? I know her better than I do myself!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

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So she fell asleep for a couple of hours and was babysat by her 10yr old. GET A bleeping GRIP.

That poor boy.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Absolute bullshit.