Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

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I would love to visit her restaurant, it would be hilarious. However, I think a mass Tattle meal would be easy to spot as none of us would eat anything and we would just be pissing ourselves laughing the whole time.

With regards to her dirty nails, yes when you've been gardening they do get grotty. But you're not gardening NOW Jack, in fact you're handling food. It's gross.

And just to refer back to that (what seemed to be a nice supportive comment) tweet where she replied mentioning the coven. Why on earth did she think it was us?! But carry on Jack, every time you mention us a few more people will Google out of curiosity. If you Google "Jack Monroe coven" our lovely faces all pop up to welcome new members and serve them tea.
I'm pretty certain that person wasn't a Frau. Can you imagine how confused they must be? All she's done is confused and upset another follower. They will google 'Jack Monroe Coven' and end up here.
We will have a new friend to play with!!!
 
In response to her post about doing residencies/supper clubs. Hold me fraus, I can't control the laughter.
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No wonder she can't remember what recipie is where she sounds like she writes things on scraps of paper all over the house. Does she not sit down and think right I want to do this sort of cooking and just focus on that, until she decides it isn't going to work or finishes it.

The very thought of all that miss Mish of stuff makes me want to cry.... With panic.
 
Nice new avatar @IndigoStar!

i can't quite get over old Salvo being discussed here on TATTLE !!! :LOL:

I saw Penny Picker Steve mentioned on another thread too 😂

Wasn't she meant to do a Supper Club as part of her Kickstarter for the top tier contributors? Did it ever happen? (I think we all know the answer to that)



Of course it didn’t. I’m sure it’ll be mentioned now though!
 
I love how even though she fucked the 'jam' it is still face stuffingly delicious or however the hell she floridly described it.

She could never just say 'put it in the slow cooker like a total plum, it is now a sweet mush, sorry Grandad'
That jam's gone down the toilet (literally) - what a waste of all those greengages you so lovingly photographed yesterday, Jack.
 

And a write up of the event -

 
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