Jack Monroe #596 She's less a person and more a hole in the air

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I’d say El Chocco is in Royal Artillery Veterans Harley Owners Group clobber here if it weren’t for the fact: no goatee. You need a silly beard to ride a motorsickle, surely?
It’s not a chopper, baby, it’s a Sportster.
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What would Jack have on her jacket?
 
Not taking anything away from big choc but the 2nd row of military ribbons are jubilee ribbons, queens jubilee 60th 70th, then Charlie coronation. Most ex military don't even bother applying for them. Let alone make copies to Stitch on a jacket.
He wasn't even active during most (all?) of those. Can a more military round the edges frau illuminate me on whether it's a normal thing for anyone who served to carry on getting medals for their whole life? I'd always asssumed it was a while you were "in".

I have some jubilee brownie badges to get retrospectively if it's legit...
 
I have a question: how is guest getting elderflowers in September???? They are gone by late June, and certainly aren't around at the same time as ripe blackberries in my experience as a country bumpkin.
Do you think she put cow parsley on it instead?????

Also nice how she doesn't specify icing sugar for the icing. FoReNsIc attention to detail there....
Oh, and there's no way she made as much icing as in the picture from the quantities specified in the recipe. Jack Maths strikes again!!


Uhhh...that's Russian Vine.

It's very much not an edible plant. Although, at least it's not Hemlock, which is far more easily confused with cow parsley.

I wonder whether this was done around the time that James Wong kicked off a shitstorm about non edible and toxic/outright poisonous plants being used as food decorations on social media?
 
Yes all his friends call him that, and they all have a big laugh.
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What a truly, truly insufferable family. (Not you, hot brother. You’re ok. Just your Dad, your dire sister and your little Oirish Mammy.)
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*edit to acknowledge that I have done George, Andrew and Ma Mary A Great Wrong Indeed. Will decline the next imaginary burgering that comes my way in penance.
 
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