Jack Monroe #592 This thread is much better without her

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Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer

Oropharyngeal cancer has now become more common than cervical cancer in the US and the UK.
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PunkyMonkey said:
A friend sent me this article saying it brought Jack to mind. I can see her point.

https://amp-12ft.io/https://www.12f...nly-more-devious-the-truth-about-dark-empaths
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Off topic but Dark Empaths are just people with Narcisistic Personality Disorder, I dunno why they needed to make a new category. This is exactly how NPDs and Dark Triads operate🤷🏼‍♀️
 
HotesTilaire said:
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Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer

Oropharyngeal cancer has now become more common than cervical cancer in the US and the UK.
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Off topic but Dark Empaths are just people with Narcisistic Personality Disorder, I dunno why they needed to make a new category. This is exactly how NPDs and Dark Triads operate🤷🏼‍♀️
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I thought that when reading it! Couldn't really understand the need to create a new psych bogeyman. The reference to Jack made me chuckle though.

Re oral sex and pringles, do the latter just cause suspiciously symmetrical lip swelling or are they carcinogenic too?
(Joking, i hope)
 
HotesTilaire said:
The Mrs Gloss era was insane. Didn’t we do some side-by-sides? She was hobbling round with crumbly bones, rinsing beans on twitter at the same time.
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Yes, the comparison between splurging on makeup on Facebook and pleading poverty elsewhere was stark. Also I seem to remember she was dressing in men’s suits and going completely makeup free on twitter while looking like a deranged drag queen on Ms Gloss.

Wasn’t the Ms Gloss era also because SB’s dad had a girlfriend who was a model or makeup artist or something and in the group?
 
Mr Krabs said:
Yes, the comparison between splurging on makeup on Facebook and pleading poverty elsewhere was stark. Also I seem to remember she was dressing in men’s suits and going completely makeup free on twitter while looking like a deranged drag queen on Ms Gloss.

Wasn’t the Ms Gloss era also because SB’s dad had a girlfriend who was a model or makeup artist or something and in the group?
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Oh my god yes Twitter was all chest binders and they/them and Gloss was all “oops can you see my bra, look at my tits make up“ urgh she’s so awful. She only glommed in coz SB’s stepmum was on it.
 
Mr Krabs said:
Yes, the comparison between splurging on makeup on Facebook and pleading poverty elsewhere was stark. Also I seem to remember she was dressing in men’s suits and going completely makeup free on twitter while looking like a deranged drag queen on Ms Gloss.

Wasn’t the Ms Gloss era also because SB’s dad had a girlfriend who was a model or makeup artist or something and in the group?
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Both of these things - the cultivating of two opposing and inauthentic personalities to garner supply from two audiences, and trying to skinwalk her ex's new partner, are some of the most obviously personality disordered things she's done publicly. Absolutely batshit.

What a relentless weapon she is. I'd change my identity and become a Mongolian goat herder if I'd made myself look even 1% as mental as she has.
 
griftalo said:
I’ve only just realised (having been gobsmacked and entirely distracted by the TROUSERS every time) that it is that jacket. Why would you wear those together? Is there a pic anywhere of the trousers on someone wearing the right size as I’m sure bandy legged tubby bloke wasn’t the vibe ol’Viv was aiming for.
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BIB for thread title nom :LOL::LOL:

I seem to spend my life nominating the canal's comedy gold for thread title - alas, I'll never know if this one saw a victory as I am ☠☠⚰⚰. @FunnyFuneral are you on the night shift? Just leave me by the bins (compost)
 
PunkyMonkey said:
I thought that when reading it! Couldn't really understand the need to create a new psych bogeyman. The reference to Jack made me chuckle though.

Re oral sex and pringles, do the latter just cause suspiciously symmetrical lip swelling or are they carcinogenic too?
(Joking, i hope)
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They’re carcinogenic if you do oral with them like Danielle Lloyd hth x

Surely the Mrs Gloss DM group was just

MeMe has posted again! 4th time today 🙁
WTF does she look like 🤣
Why does she have to write a bleeping essay it’s just make up hun 🤷🏼‍♀️
She looks like she’s fallen face first into the Rimmel tester drawer 💋
Tits Oot again ffs 🦺put a vest on!!!!
she should stick to cooking, she’s better at it. And her cooking is 💩
 
Five hundred dogs said:
That really is bizarre. Usually when slebs have books ghost written for them they stay somewhere in their wheelhouse, I would have expected JO’s book to be about a child who struggles at school due to dyslexia but finds themselves through cooking, something a bit Jaqueline Wilson like. TBH if guest was tweeting about that man and his offensive fiction for once she’d be right.
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Did nobody read/check this before publishing?
 
nothanksbabes said:
What a relentless weapon she is. I'd change my identity and become a Mongolian goat herder if I'd made myself look even 1% as mental as she has.
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Perhaps she can go and hide out with the jolly welcoming all-dancing all-singing Tanzanians, their stars and their chickens?
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Or reinvent herself as London’s lone musician, the old accordion player
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What. An. Absolute. Fuckwit.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
All her best bits are Mama Viv tho. View attachment 3264502 qView attachment 3264499 qView attachment 3264507 qHer Mama who she’s never met. The bleeping Tragic THIEVING twit. View attachment 3264510 q
Viv FB ss @LadyGarden and courtesy of @rage naan tit that Jack “treats herself to for every book deal”: a selection.

Jack Monroe #561 Me. I happened. You're welcome

Winning thread title suggested by @Brian Butterfield after @rage naan brought up this old tweet of guest's: You each win a designer full length mirror to look in and admire yourselves, paid for by the Patreon cash of donors who think you're desperately poor. Recap: Still no guest but the...
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So she approached contributors for more money for postage etc, as she wasn’t covering her costs to self publish, but admits to splashing Kickstarter money on viv
 
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