Jack Monroe #590 The Jack who cried ouch

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Thread title by @ThePickledCrab, nominated by @GrunkaLunka. You each win a baby gate to put at the top of the stairs for your safety.

Recap! Guest apparently fell down the spiral stairs of the bungamansion and broke her ouchy bones all over again. SEVERELY. In several places. There followed much reminiscing by the canal about every past occasion where she's had some kind of trip, fall, or fracture. There was also speculation that her conveniently timed Jaccident was to explain her absence from the Labour Party Conference, where we're sure she was to be a headline speaker again. Tweets of course now hastily deleted as they always are.

Guest is still gainfully employed, she tells us, at a job requiring her to "focus on desk things." She has also not been spotted at council meetings lately so they're free to get through the agenda without being interrupted with honk honk snif throughout.

As for the rest:

• The Vivacious Ballroom Interrogator still doesn't exist, never has, and never will
• Patreon and Sue Lee funds remain unaccounted for
• As does the origin of the £156k sitting in her bank account

Wiki up on the pink button!

 

[ThePickledCrab]

Oh! My first thread title! I feel so honoured lol. If only I had stairs for that baby gate but I live in an actual bungalow.

 

[kachoochoo]

surely guest has something pithy to say about "return the sausages"? (I've not stopped laughing all afternoon)

and it is tuesday after all

 

[Irena]

surely guest has something pithy to say about "return the sausages"? (I've not stopped laughing all afternoon)

and it is tuesday after all

Only if they were, or weren't, bollock and eyelid sausages surely?

Am sat here wondering if @MancBee will shortly be in receipt of a case of something from Oral B. He could either donate to the local foodbank loudly stickered with 'donated by Manc Bee' or he could offer for sale at 80% discount to Tattlers in the know.

 

[YerDa]

Nadiya’s just used POBP and I’m now convinced she’s trolling guest.

 

[kachoochoo]

Nadiya’s just used POBP and I’m now convinced she’s trolling guest.

nadiya's been doing increasingly bonkers things as the years go by

remember the cheese sauce made of wotsits? and I'm not convinced that heating wraps makes them more "malleable"

props to her for using the seasonal spring veg the swede in her mango pickle thing though

 

[hoopdedoo]

I think a lot of professional chefs do stranger things as their careers progress. There's only so many ways to make some things, and the relentless demand for content (not Content) means they have to get more "creative" to keep going.

Guest on the other hand does strange things with food because she has no idea how to cook anything edible. Slop with some ingredients swapped out is still slop.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

@MancBee is it the “radiant white” or “bright brilliance” oral b? I’ve got both in my Ocado basket for tomorrow

 

[LizzieE.]

Guest just wants the Party to thinks shes laid up with a poorly foot. In reality, she's made a bed/office/nest under the stage from where she will be shot skyward in an arcing cloud of mouldy orange peel she's been drying out down there as she patiently wwaited for her moment in the spotlight.

All that bleeping around in the background at the council meeting was just a warm up for the real show. Oh yes.
I saw it all.
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[MancBee]

@MancBee is it the “radiant white” or “bright brilliance” oral b? I’ve got both in my Ocado basket for tomorrow

I've got the bright brilliance.

On topic, has Jack made a sausage casserole as sausages seems to be topical at the moment?

 

[YerDa]

I've got the bright brilliance.

On topic, has Jack made a sausage casserole as sausages seems to be topical at ghe moment?

I won’t look at that casserole again and you can’t make me.

 

[MancBee]

Guest just wants the Party to thinks shes laid up with a poorly foot. In reality, she's made a bed/office/nest under the stage from where she will be shot skyward in an arcing cloud of mouldy orange peel she's been drying out down there as she patiently wwaited for her moment in the spotlight.

All that bleeping around in the background at the council meeting was just a warm up for the real show. Oh yes.
I saw it all.
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Where can I get some of what you've had?

 

[LizzieE.]

Where can I get some of what you've had?

I've got a stash in the hoover bag as it happens.
But if u want it mouldy, that's extra.

 

[kachoochoo]

ah, duck, YouTube's telling on me again

tbh, this pic sums up my interests

slopbot, petra and mans, layton's feet and down below is a blanche compilation featu deirdre and I think that's ted and ralph after that

ETA! I don't actively search for slopbot! even though he's great!

 

[Captainmouse]

Can somebody explain the recent sausage references

 

[MancBee]

Can somebody explain the recent sausage references

Kier Starmer, at his first Party Conference speech as PM, said that he wanted an end to the war in Palestine and for "a release of all the sausages".

He quickly corrected himself and said hostages, but the damage was done. It was quite funny to be fair.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Kier Starmer, at his first Party Conference speech as PM, said that he wanted an end to the war in Palestine and for "a release of all the sausages".

He quickly corrected himself and said hostages, but the damage was done. It was quite funny to be fair.

Good to know that Britain's Premier Statesman can be trusted not to embarrass the nation on the world stage.

"FREE THE RICHMOND TWELVE"

 

[FrumpyCat]

Kier Starmer, at his first Party Conference speech as PM, said that he wanted an end to the war in Palestine and for "a release of all the sausages".

He quickly corrected himself and said hostages, but the damage was done. It was quite funny to be fair.

After hearing Kier on the radio this morning I am starting to think Jack does actually have a job as his advisor.

For those who didn't hear it, Kier didn't accept free accommodation or tickets for himself, It was for His Boy. So that's alright then.

 

[Carefree]

The massive disconnect with the way the msm have gone after Labour's gifts, compared to the previous incumbents, is nuts.

Grifters will grift though, whatever side of the centre you're on.

 

[YerDa]

The massive disconnect with the way the msm have gone after Labour's gifts, compared to the previous incumbents, is nuts.

Grifters will grift though, whatever side of the centre you're on.

As with guest it’s about entitlement. If you haven’t been accustomed to believing you deserve things unearned, you don’t feel right when they’re offered “for free” or ostensibly for nothing in return. Selling your principles is easy when that’s what you’re used to doing.