Jack Monroe #585 Zak Dingle The Early Years

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GrunkaLunka said:
I know that everyone's experiences of stalking, and the related PTSD and anxiety are different, but the middle of the front row in a cinema full of strangers is the last bleeping place I would want to be. I find that utterly bizarre.

Her smol pixie stuff is so embarrassing, she genuinely thinks she is a borrower or something.
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she’s sooo smol, wee, crumbly and fragile but also aggy, up for a knock-down fist fight, well ‘ard and macho.

I’ve had the (dis)pleasure of reading here since lockdown and everything about this idiot is unnecessary, pointless, nonsensical contradictory, blatant lies. How can anyone stand her IRL? 🤷🏽‍♀️
 
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MancBee said:
Has Jack been to the cinema? You'd think she'd mention it.

I wonder how she manages her 80 hour working week, reading two books a day, school runs, daily deep cleaning the kitchen, making beds, washing, ironing, shopping, and feeding a teenager, writing a mememoir, tending to that enormous garden, walking that enormous dog, looking after the cat, sorting her medications into plastic boxes, knitting a blanket, etc. etc. etc. and yet still has time for the cinema.
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And 20k steps (9ish miles) a day round the bungadump
 
Claret said:
A few days ago I said that I'd post the image Re the cinema lock in if I could but unfortunately jack must have read here and took it down before my mole could grab it.

They have sent me a screengrab where she corrects somebody about their use of language - pot and kettle and all that

It's of no real consequence though except for the fact that Monroe will now know that there is somebody on her locked down facebook account who is passing messages onto here.....and she will have no clue as to who despite her ability to triangulate to the point of knocking on someone's front door

Most of the stuff posted is banal rubbish (including this) but if they note anything of consequence they'll pass it on and I'll post it here

Go well Jack, and leave those radiators on the wall

PS - I've encouraged the person to read here to get a feel for the wider picture and they do occasionally but don't want to get lost down rabbit holes for hours on end (which most of us probably actually do)
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Saltfish84 said:
Clearly still incredibly worried about all those STALKERS. So much so, she tells them where she will be most weeks, right down to the actual row and seat.

Dick.
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Her potentially risky hacks and top tips are worthy of Grifty Kitchen
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When your stalkers make you so terrified for your life you don’t go out after dark and refuse to answer your door, ensure you tell everyone on the internet your precise whereabouts.
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When your haters threaten to do you over with piano wire, always make sure you sit in the front row so they can easily sidle in behind you.
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Her security probably sits behind her to fend off all the improbably-armed assassins. She probably has a circle of six of them to walk her to and from the movie theater so her haters don’t poke her with a ricin-infused Mary Poppins umbrella.
Also doesn’t “do me over” mean getting duffed up in one of guest’s beloved fistfights? Isn’t the correct term for assassination with piano wire “do me in”? Gosh, Jack! Your haters have the same clever way with words that you do! Maybe you could get a do-over on that Shatters article to correct it!
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
So we can surmise:

1. guest is lovebombing a wealthy Irish Republican who likes cinema, or
2. she’s been locked in the Odeon ever since the violence more than a week ago
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Doesn't anyone else find it strange that someone who has known and be subjected to every kind of harrassment/ abuse known to man is able to go out and about happy as a pig in tit, when the entire country is undergoing a massive civil unrest, when most of the population are ensuring they and their famalies are indoors before a certain time in order to avoid the chaos! No? Just me....?
 
Carefree said:
Can you bloody imagine? It's like the thickos who were marching next to the same fuckers who want more Brits in Norn Iron than less. A Union Jack and an Irish flag whilst there are those who still refuse to accept the EU.

I just can't with how many bleeping morons are showing their arses in the past few weeks.
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A colleague of mine's cousin 🍕is one of the "Ireland First" crowd. My colleague described them as, and I quote "A lifelong waster."
 
houseofhoop said:
She’s talking Bollox about needing a booster seat for the cinema.
I’m 4ft 10 and used a booster once in the cinema . Didn’t need it, just wanted to try it. Amazingly uncomfortable and unnecessary for me.
I’m sorry but she lying (again) surprise surprise.
She’s probably seen the stack of them and concocted a nice little fairy tale in her head for content.
Tragic attention seeking twit.
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How tall is this twit?
 
BeardyBap said:
Whilst looking for this piano wire threat I saw this, sorry to drag up Sue Lee again but 4 months in she was telling Daubney publicly that she had another 8 months to drop the legal hammer on him - at her leisure.
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And ofc she only knows about the garotte “threat” because of The Winged Weirdo:
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I know the image if the swaggering boxer guy was just posted but oh my god the embarrassment of that threat to that cnut daubney oh my god.

also the guest of the people might not have noticed but more and more you hear people saying a before a vowel sound rather than an. I had a accident with a apple. It's something I hear a lot in ég LME, AAVE and other dialects. If she wanted to look like a raging horsey home counties snob, though, grammar policing is always a solid choice
 
Ravenstown said:
How tall is this twit?
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A teeny tiny, tiddly widdley five foot one and a bit, according to her. Or in other words just a smidge below the average height for a British woman.
Her belief that she’s “very short” makes a good baseline for her other claims of extremes though. If we take her claim that a little under five two is very short and extrapolate it to all her severe and worst evers, then we can probably build an accurate picture of a person desperate to make any slight deviation from the mean a defining character trait.

ETA- clearly even she can’t decide how tall she is, but by no means is she very short. Also, she doesn’t care for ordinary work structures? Middle class privileged arse much? I don't think anyone “cares” for “ordinary work structures” but unfortunately most employers rather like their staff to work set hours.
 
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Onestorytoomany said:
Doesn't anyone else find it strange that someone who has known and be subjected to every kind of harrassment/ abuse known to man is able to go out and about happy as a pig in tit, when the entire country is undergoing a massive civil unrest, when most of the population are ensuring they and their famalies are indoors before a certain time in order to avoid the chaos! No? Just me....?
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Especially as Southend was already such a menacing place for boring bog standard white middle class attention-seeking twentysomething nitwits after the Brexit vote.

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guest’s beloved internet has spoken. Oh, and used apostrophes correctly.
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