Jack Monroe #580 It’s time to end the slop show

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DinosaurSenior said:
I'm so excited for tomorrow!! I can't wait to see what bollox she comes up with. A whirling dervish of number crunching and forensic analysis.
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11.45pm: Something factory something EU something Sunderland!
12.15am: Basildon is a bellwether! *10 post thread explaining bellwether in great detail/incorrectly* It is a bad omen it has voted Tory!
 
Seaford Haggington said:
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11.45pm: Something factory something EU something Sunderland!
12.15am: Basildon is a bellwether! *10 post thread explaining bellwether in great detail/incorrectly* It is a bad omen it has voted Tory!
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Southend East isn't likely to declare before 3am, so perhaps there's scope for some chemically-enhanced chaoi in the wee hours beforehand...
 
DinosaurSenior said:
I'm so excited for tomorrow!! I can't wait to see what bollox she comes up with. A whirling dervish of number crunching and forensic analysis.
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Fuxache, I’m busy tomorrow. Jack, can you hold off on the chaos until the evening please 🙏🥹 I can’t miss a real time tattle-along while you embarrass yourself with numbers and comrades and #fuckthetories and the office and gumshoeing and….and…. I wonder if it’s too late to cancel my plans? 🤔
ETA: I forgot to include “bleeping Redcar!“ 🤣
 
OrigamiEyes said:
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Guest being tricksy with the truth again. Notice that she doesn't say that the local campaign is actually using any of these super-data analyses, just that she's doing them. I suspect that only Ragdolly and Mr Ted have seen the outputs. Or that she brings reams of printouts to the OFFICE and the volunteer coordinator says, "ta, I'll be sure the campaign manager sees this" (and then bins it in the recycling as soon as she's LEFT).
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
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Five hundred dogs said:
I was just thinking, if this is meant to be non nazi nan then how bad must nazi nan have actually been? The radio play version of Grandma could probably best be described as a reactionary old bat slightly to the right of Margret Thatcher with a side order of religious intolerance.
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Clarends said:
Is it AI written? It doesn't read right.
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Yeah. The use of the word 'delves' usually indicates AI
 
Onestorytoomany said:
Doesn't ir seem odd she can afford to spend 80 hrs a week dicking about, whilst the rest of us have to work herselfs silly, just go get by... she is a tories wet dream. No wonder the tories think the normal working person is making tit up when we claim, not enough! When people from the opposing party can afford to work for free!
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Absolutely this @Onestorytoomany
She makes a mockery of everything that real, normal people say and do because she co-opts our identities so very very badly, and her parody of us is used against us.
 
If she could knock off 120-hour working weeks simply by thinking about spoons and telling lies on Twitter, surely 80-hour volunteering isn’t so hard to believe? She has seemed to be mainly WFH, so every hour one-finger-punching “l-a-b-o-u-r” into her Speak ‘n Spell or dreaming about Ange Rayner driving a tank counting as ‘work’ can’t be that much of a stretch, can it?
 
MurielSnark said:
Just seen this on Twitter:
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The Controversies Surrounding Poverty Chef Jack Monroe - UK INSIGHT

Jack Monroe rose to prominence with their blog "A Girl Called Jack" and has made a significant impact on the public consciousness regarding food poverty.
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UK Insight seems to be a very new website that is trying to be a news site. Articles written by same one or two people, one of whom seems to be running the operation. Not very sophisticated analysis, IMHO.
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Reads like AI-generated text.

Edited to add: Oh, of course the canal was on top of it! You excellent ninnies
 
nothanksbabes said:
If I was in charge of a volunteer fuckwit like her, I too would put her in charge of entering data into a very important spreadsheet, like when you let a toddler pretend to help with a job to keep them out from under your feet and stop them from creating a big duck up while you've got tit to do.
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What about her ouchy arthritis and crumbly shoulders? Spending 12 hours a day hunched over a keyboard frantically tapping data and formulae into excel would surely trigger RSI, claw hands, sciatica etc etc.
Let’s see what post-election ailments emerge once she’s come down off the smell of her own farts.
 
secretsrsafe said:
What about her ouchy arthritis and crumbly shoulders? Spending 12 hours a day hunched over a keyboard frantically tapping data and formulae into excel would surely trigger RSI, claw hands, sciatica etc etc.
Let’s see what post-election ailments emerge once she’s come down off the smell of her own farts.
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If only she’d put so much effort into compiling the fantasy that was the Vimes Boots Index.

Never mentioned again.
 
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