Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now

[Marmalade Atkins]

Oh Christ, she’s two tweets away from claiming to tape the Top 40 from Radio 1 on a Sunday evening and pressing the buttons just in time so that you didn’t get Bruno Brookes talking in between, isn’t she

 

[Grifty Mc]

That was a short flurry. This weather is so unpredictable these days

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

‘World’s Best Dad’ mug??? Oh do duck OFF…attention seeking bellend
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Have we seen this …?

 

[rage naan]

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Plus someone at my school was related to Judith Chalmers. Her sister had a 29 February birthday. These facts are even less fascinating than guest's facts but I've been drinking

 

[skronkywildcat]

I bleeping loved every one of those bands. I saw the Neds loads because one of the girls in my class was going out with Dan Dan the Fast Drumming Man for a while. They were often on the same bills as the wonder stuff. I remember drinking snakebite & getting stoned at the town & country club and watching all manner of stuff. My best before they were signed is Blur in 1989 or so ( I was massively underage) and also I saw Pulp around the same time. Although they'd been going for ages they weren't big yet.

Other bands I saw 100 times include Carter and the Family Cat. I used to be really into shoegaze as well and I'm so glad to have seen Ride on their nowhere anniversary tour a few years back, plus be seeing Slowdive in the near future.

Anyway guest is cringe

I travelled from London to Birmingham to see Slowdive for some reason. Carter were objectively terrible but I liked them at the time. Did you go to the rollercoaster tour with blur, Jesus and Mary chain, MBV and Dinosaur Jr?
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(shout out to International Re$cue and porky prime cuts)

 

[RandomFishOils]

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Four foot snake, as Mr Fish Oils would say to avoid the swears. Anyway, anyone who actually did it would know that you pressed the pause button on and off, using play/record and stop was way too slow.

A reminder that the iPod was launched when she was 13. I’m not Mr Fish Oils. The lying bleep.

I predict a mixtape musing next.

 

[Grifty Mc]

Am scared to google Judith chalmers lol

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Rule Britannia and the Best of Wham!

Thread title nomination!

 

[rage naan]

I travelled from London to Birmingham to see Slowdive for some reason. Carter were objectively terrible but I liked them at the time. Did you go to the rollercoaster tour with blur, Jesus and Mary chain, MBV and Dinosaur Jr?
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(shout out to International Re$cue and porky prime cuts)

I didn't no but i wish I had! I did see mbv later on at the roundhouse which was amazing

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve got River of Diamonds playing on repeat in my head now, thanks lads.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think I saw a bit of white dog tit the other day. But it could have been a pigeon.

Or a glove
too slow

 

[Be our guest]

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Why is she pretending she did this? I did this but I'm almost a decade older than guest. Why does she appropriate EVERYTHING? Even being a 90s teen which isn't particularly interesting as a feature on its own! She has no personality of her own.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Why is she pretending she did this? I did this but I'm almost a decade older than guest. Why does she appropriate EVERYTHING? Even being a 90s teen which isn't particularly interesting as a feature on its own! She has no personality of her own.

It's so wierd isn't it? She's younger than my daughter and she (my daughter) never did the recording on cassettes thing. That was more my generation. What is she trying to achieve with this stroll down memory lane that isn't even her memory or lane?

 

[Geetbo]

Guest, keep Victoria Woods name out your mouth cos that ain’t it.

Thankyou and duck off x

 

[Jemadah]

Nobody who calls them "concerts" is a regular attendee of such things. "Gigs" is the more common term among people younger than I, in the UK at least. Insert Jimmy Nail here

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Looks like she has turned off auto-delete and is going with the I'm the Sad Older Woman in the Office relaunch.

 

[secretsrsafe]

She’s so desperate for bland content that she’s regurgitating anecdotes she’d have heard from her parents. She hoping that this faux-nostalgia won’t need to be deleted. She can’t just STFU and disappear altogether. Could be trolling though, she knows we get in a lather about such things.

 

[Darvos]

Looks like she has turned off auto-delete and is going with the I'm the Sad Older Woman in the Office relaunch.

Where in the three day auto-delete cycle are we? I will certainly miss all this essential anti-poverty campaigning when it goes.

 

[secretsrsafe]

Where in the three day auto-delete cycle are we? I will certainly miss all this essential anti-poverty campaigning when it goes.

Fish Dad was deleted. Let’s see if Aging Rocker Office Bore survives. Because she’s permanently locked she can’t judge how her various personas and lies land. She’s shouting into a void and making herself look more unhinged.

 

[RandomFishOils]

‘World’s Best Dad’ mug??? Oh do duck OFF…attention seeking bellend
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Have we seen this …?

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Tricksy wording again. She never made that in a million years, but hints that she did as it was “very simple to make”. We have seen the standard of her awful home made crafts. Not that all skills are interchangeable, but are we expected to believe that someone who made the collection of horrors below - and not only shared them with her Glasto-sized audience, but actually thought that she could sell some of them for real money - has quietly had a remarkable talent (and the tools) for joinery all this time? She’s never exhibited a single talent in her entire life, yet managed to remain hitherto quiet about this? She thought a saw was an axe, for god’s sake.