Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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Penelope_Ghent said:
Coming in from nowhere and I have done a search but it hasn’t shown anything for the following article. An absolutely glowing review of guests appearance last year https://therealchrisparkle.com/2023...arlowe-olaf-falafel-look-what-fell-out-o/amp/
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" she has been nearly destroyed by online trolls who continually find ways to undermine her and destroy her confidence."

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Jelly Bean said:
I thought she ripped radiators off the wall during childbirth?
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While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. Fucking attention seeing egregious grifting fantasist
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Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.
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5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p

One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …
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Valiofthedolls said:
While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. Fucking attention seeing egregious grifting fantasist
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Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.
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oursouthend.wordpress.com

5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p

One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …
oursouthend.wordpress.com oursouthend.wordpress.com
Twitter ss @lilamay
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Did she bollocks be silent for 30 hrs. Even not in labour that’s ridiculous.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
While FORENSICALLY EYEBALLING her own c-section after a SILENT 30+ HOUR labour. Fucking attention seeing fantasist
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Silent 30 PLUS hour labours, the all-hours flail-and-flurry and desperate attention-seeking utter gibberish recipes aside, don’t think Tom’s ever going to be interested, Jackmate.
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oursouthend.wordpress.com

5 minute thing with Tom Cruise Dressing*, 60p

One afternoon in the all-hours flail-and-flurry that was this-glorious-top-secret-for-now-project, I emerged from my writing corner (apologies to Virginia Woolf for not managing an entire ‘room of …
oursouthend.wordpress.com oursouthend.wordpress.com
Twitter ss @lilamay
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"Apologies to Viginia Wolfe for not managing an entire 'room of my own in which to write' "

What the hecking heck is she going on about? Not only does she have a "room of her own in which to write" she's got a whole massive house to herself "in which to write"
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griftalo said:
Did she bollocks be silent for 30 hrs. Even not in labour that’s ridiculous.
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She couldn't keep her gob shut for 30 seconds, never mind 30 hours.
 
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344 seconds later, having administered all her own post-operative care, to the claps and cheers of all the doctors and nurses and with weeping consultants holding her aloft as they bear her from the humble hospital that is at this time devoid of iPads as indeed it should be, Jack softly, gently peripatetically (yet at the same time humbly cacophonously, ephemerally) bravely clambers to the highest rock in all of Southend on sea…
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MancBee said:
"Apologies to Viginia Wolfe for not managing an entire 'room of my own in which to write' "

What the hecking heck is she going on about? Not only does she have a "room of her own in which to write" she's got a whole massive house to herself "in which to write"
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It’s from when she was living in a LITERAL TINY NOOK HOVEL right after Leggy LEFTed her back to Southend and where she selflessly gave her son the only bedroom
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here’s where she was at the time…
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Or as the Times whimsically chose to call it when they visited her there, a two bedroom flat
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Times link https://archive.ph/9lRb1
 
Valiofthedolls said:
It’s from when she was living in a LITERAL TINY NOOK HOVEL right after Leggy LEFTed her back to Southend and where she selflessly gave her son the only bedroom View attachment 2955652 qView attachment 2955676 qhere’s where she was at the time…
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Or as the Times whimsically chose to call it when they visited her there, a two bedroom flatView attachment 2955658 qView attachment 2955661 q
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Times link https://archive.ph/9lRb1
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'Bits of furniture she's been given' since the heckin big yard sale is simultaneously 3 Luton vans and 7 estate cars full of stuff?
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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Please forgive me 🙏grand piano guest and fucking doofus 2015 Kool-Aid Times journalist, for I have done thee a Great Wrong. View attachment 2955741 q
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See also: completed it mate
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Mortifying.
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Hold up. I thought she wore that Belle dress cos her son wanted her to be a princess (or some such lie)? 🤔

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